September 10, 2014 11:32 am -

Recently, you thought you were treated to the full scope of Duck Dad Phil Robertson’s stupidity when he said that the way to deal with ISIS is to force them to worship his imaginary friend, or kill them. Or that time that he ignored the numerous, disgusting, homophobic remarks he has made and said that he’s…

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15 responses to Duck Dynasty Patriarch: STDs Are ‘God’s Wrath’ for Homosexuality

  1. Maxx44 September 10th, 2014 at 11:44 am

    The Robertsons: Yes, folks, there is a loony gene meandering through the Robertson’s (shallow) gene pool. Phil & Pat may or may not be related, but regardless, they have something in common: they’re both bat shit crazy.

    • William September 10th, 2014 at 1:11 pm

      Both Pat and Phil seem to be obsessed with gay sex

      • Larry Schmitt September 10th, 2014 at 2:54 pm

        That seems to be the case for a lot of fox folks too. If something upsets me, I try to stay away from it. I hate lima beans, I don’t get a job picking lima beans.

  2. tiredoftea September 10th, 2014 at 11:48 am

    Life in an imaginary world sounds just ducky.

  3. M D Reese September 10th, 2014 at 11:52 am

    Yeah–straight people NEVER get STDs…

  4. NW10 September 10th, 2014 at 12:18 pm

  5. Budda September 10th, 2014 at 12:23 pm

    What about heart disease and cancer? Is your god just screwing with us?

  6. Larry Schmitt September 10th, 2014 at 12:45 pm

    And what is crazy a sign of god’s wrath for? Are we to gather from this genius’s pronouncements that gays are the only ones who get STD’s? That would come as a surprise to every soldier in every war who caught the clap.

  7. William September 10th, 2014 at 1:09 pm

    ‘Oh, that’s old hat, that’s that old Bible stuff.'”
    So is this.

    • Roctuna September 10th, 2014 at 2:58 pm

      Once again, William Rules!

  8. Bunya September 10th, 2014 at 1:47 pm

    Don’t be surprised when, one day, the headlines read; “Duck Dynasty Star Caught Having Sex with Priest”.

  9. juicyfruityyy September 10th, 2014 at 1:48 pm

    I see no “H” in “STD”.

  10. Suzanne McFly September 10th, 2014 at 3:29 pm

    I don’t understand, why does anyone ask this person anything? Why does his opinion even matter? Ask me what he thinks and I will give you an accurate reply, I will just come up with some crap that contains nothing that is conceived from an actual thought process.

    • Bunya September 10th, 2014 at 4:02 pm

      I don’t think anybody really cares what Phil Robertson has to say, but doesn’t it strike you as a bit odd that all his rants are about homosexuality? I mean, he seems to know everything there is to know about man-on-man sex. Makes one wonder … The last guy who had a fixation on homosexual behavior was the pastor Ted Haggard. Just sayin’.

  11. liberalMD September 10th, 2014 at 11:50 pm

    This is proof that one does not need to have coherent thought processes or intelligence to be a Faux news commentator.