September 11, 2014 2:38 pm -

Sarah, Todd, Track, Bristol,Willow and even Tripp Palin were in attendance at a party which turned into a brawl. According to multiple sources,  Track Palin spotted an ex-boyfriend of Willow’s, whose name is Corey, and from there, somehow most of the Palin family got involved.


[su_center_ad]In order to get a complete picture of this story, you have to delve through several sources and some of them are lengthy.

The story goes like this: Bristol and Willow reportedly started to harass Corey all night so much so that Chris, the host of the party, was forced to intervene – which prompted an inebriated Bristol to throw several punches at him.

Bristol was asked to leave, but continued to punch at Chris several times, according to Political-Gates.

Naturally, Track also got into a fight and Todd reportedly suffered a bloody nose in that altercation.

The super sleuths at Wonkette made a call to the authorities to find out if this story is true:

Anita in the Anchorage Police Department’s communications office is sitting at her desk at 7:15 a.m. on Tuesday Thursday, so probs they are waiting for a whole mess of calls from Jake Tapper or whatever, and Anita confirms that a huge bloody mess of a brawl between multiple subjects took place Saturday night, and that the Palins were “present.”

However, since nobody wanted to arrest anybody else, the names of the “subjects” remain not yet released. But the investigation continues.

The Immoral Minority received confirmation that a physical altercation did take place:

Hi Griffin ,

What I am able to share with you at this time is the following:

Case: 14-36989

On Saturday, September 6, 2014 just before midnight Anchorage police responded to a report of a verbal and physical altercation taking place between multiple subjects outside of a residence located on the 900 block of Harbor Circle . A preliminary investigation by police revealed that a party had been taking place at a nearby residence and a fight had broken out between multiple subjects outside of the residence. None of the involved parties wanted to press charges at the time of the incident and no arrests were made. Alcohol was believed to have been a factor in the incident. Some of the Palin family members were in attendance at the party.

This case is still pending, therefore, I’m unable to provide any further details or information in the police reports at this time.

Thank you,

Jennifer Castro
APD Communications Director

Where was Sarah in all of this?

Amanda Coyne reports:

It’s something to hear when Sarah screams, “Don’t you know who I am!” And it was particularly wonderful when someone in the crowd screamed back, “This isn’t some damned Hillbilly reality show!”

So there’s a case number, and there’s confirmation of the Palin family’s attendance, but seriously — no one took a video? Slackers. The truth will come out and it will likely be Obama’s fault.

H/T: My geeky BFF @ComgenKDT with thanks. [su_csky_ad]

D.B. Hirsch
D.B. Hirsch is a political activist, news junkie, and retired ad copy writer and spin doctor. He lives in Brooklyn, New York.

69 responses to Sarah Palin And Family Allegedly Involved In Giant Drunken Brawl

  1. Skydog2 September 11th, 2014 at 2:46 pm

    Though I believe some of the attacks against her are unjustified, I wish she would gracefully fade away.

    • juicyfruityyy September 11th, 2014 at 2:51 pm

      I wish she would fade away, also. However, she will not go gracefully.

    • pinballsdoll September 11th, 2014 at 7:01 pm

      i dont think “grace” is in her vocabulary

    • granpa.usthai September 12th, 2014 at 3:21 pm

      would you settle for Americans taking a vote and throwing her out on her ampling aging ass?

  2. tiredoftea September 11th, 2014 at 2:48 pm

    See, Todd and Sarah are still together, how sweet!

  3. juicyfruityyy September 11th, 2014 at 2:48 pm

    Kind of late for a child to be out. Especially, since it sounds like an adult event. Plus, the mother being inebriated. Well, lets see how the Queen will cover this incident. I believe, that the Little Princess, is in court with Levi over child custody?

    • zane1 September 11th, 2014 at 3:12 pm

      Well Mom was pretty busy packing punches on the host who had asked them to leave. Hey, nobody asks the Palins to leave.

    • mrsgunka September 11th, 2014 at 5:06 pm

      That was on Monday and the stalker was on the balcony on Sunday. Mighty busy weekend. The stalker is in jail and the Pain’s are free!

    • KatieAnnieOakley September 11th, 2014 at 6:17 pm

      Particularly when you consider that he was left alone, fast asleep in the limo while his mom and the rest of the family went in to the party to brawl.

  4. Jessie Dalton September 11th, 2014 at 2:52 pm

    White trash family #TheGrifters

  5. edmeyer_able September 11th, 2014 at 2:57 pm

    Kinda weird how this happened last Saturday and has yet to be covered by MSM, gosh you’d think at least Fox would have said SOMETHING.

    • zane1 September 11th, 2014 at 3:10 pm

      I was hoping Greta could get the scoop or maybe Sean. Either one of her water carriers.

      • mrsgunka September 11th, 2014 at 5:03 pm

        Heard she’s going to be on Hanity tonight. Tht should be interesting. It will all be about Obama going to war!

    • DaddyO_969 September 11th, 2014 at 6:31 pm

      Yeah. Exonerating her and blaming POTUS.

  6. ChrisVosburg September 11th, 2014 at 3:04 pm

    Please, oh please, God, let there be video. Cain’t git enuf o’ them explodin’ Palins!

    • mea_mark September 11th, 2014 at 3:27 pm

      I don’t see how anyone would pass up an opportunity get some of that on a cell phone or something. You know that would be worth some money. I bet something turns up soon. As soon as the price is right for whoever got some video of it.

      • ChrisVosburg September 11th, 2014 at 3:32 pm

        Yep, I’m pretty sure somebody’s in negotiations with TMZ right about now.

      • Obewon September 11th, 2014 at 3:52 pm

        There’s gotta be some new reenacted Palinesques soon! Larry Flint won’t let this go unnoticed. Who’s Nailin’ the Paylin Hillbilies?—who-s-nailin–paylin (4 min timecode)

        • ChrisVosburg September 11th, 2014 at 8:23 pm

          Shoulda named one of her kids “Punch.”

  7. nidur September 11th, 2014 at 3:14 pm

    We’re seeing the real Sarah Palin, former soccer mom, now rich jet-setter reality TV star. All made possible by the lame-stream media she claims to hate.

  8. Freebird4 September 11th, 2014 at 3:19 pm


  9. Yenta September 11th, 2014 at 3:20 pm

    WaPo also has it:

  10. Chinese Democracy September 11th, 2014 at 3:32 pm

    This is hilarious

  11. labman57 September 11th, 2014 at 3:34 pm

    How do you spell “entitlement”?

    The Palin clan clashing with fellow Alaskans is the 21st century iteration of the Hatfields vs the McCoys.

  12. Obewon September 11th, 2014 at 3:42 pm

    Mooselini’s five drunk family members led by Bristol, Willow, Todd, Track & Tripp beat up teenagers while drunk ‘Bristol throws several punches at party host Chris who says ‘Bristol you and your Hillbilly family are outta here!’ Drunken Bristol continues punching the party host Chris several times.’ Angry alcoholic meth’ed-up half-term Sarah screams ‘ You can’t boot us from your party! “Don’t you know who I am!” A sensible teenager screamed back, “This isn’t some damned Hillbilly reality show!” Drug test the whole family and begin a new Palin family rehab series.

    • Janet Swanborn September 12th, 2014 at 2:40 am

      Tripp? Really?

      • ChrisVosburg September 12th, 2014 at 10:51 am

        Tripp did not throw any punches, but was, in true tweaker hillbilly style, left out in the car while his kinfolk got their party on.

        • Obewon September 12th, 2014 at 8:44 pm

          Exactly! Thanks Chris:) Bristol & Levi’s kid Tripp was left in the limo to view the Palin family Fight Club until the wise limo driver tookoff for an around the block tour until their bloodsport completed with a shirtless uncle Track et al.

          -A source yesterday who witnessed part of it. She said that some in the crowd were trying to restrain Sarah, who was clawing to get involved in the fight, which had moved to the cul-de-sac outside of the house. She was also screaming loudly. She wore platform high-tops with the American flag on them, and Bristol wore big, round shades. As I reported, Track was at some point in the night, shirtless.

          The whole family arrived in a stretch Hummer limo, and had to be told to leave the house.

    • granpa.usthai September 12th, 2014 at 3:18 pm

      I still don’t get why Sara would punch Todd in the nose – unless, through her alcoholic haze – she momentarily realized “I know who you are!”?

  13. Cosmic_Surfer September 11th, 2014 at 3:46 pm

    “No one took a video?” Sister, you KNOW someone did but Sarah got her hands on it either by buying it or threatening to have the photographer tried for treason and sent to Putin …

    • Linda1961 September 11th, 2014 at 4:38 pm

      I hope that Levi’s lawyer has the video, to help make his case in his custody suit.

      Don’t remember where I read it, but one of the blogs is reporting that at least seven people recorded on their cell phones, and Quitter was frantically trying to buy them, but no would sell to her. Maybe that’s why she was screeching “Don’t you know who I am?”

  14. eddie1247 September 11th, 2014 at 3:49 pm

    Another episode of the traveling Wasilla hillbillies brought to you In part by the banshee moose call, just wait for those moose to appear when they hear those soft, melodic screeches of “don’t you know who I am”! wafting through the air.

  15. Mike September 11th, 2014 at 3:56 pm

    Thanks John Insane McCain.

  16. bhil September 11th, 2014 at 4:38 pm

    At least no one got shot, this time.

    • rg9rts September 12th, 2014 at 6:29 am

      Had to check their guns at the door

  17. edmeyer_able September 11th, 2014 at 5:13 pm

    The reality is this will do nothing as far as destroying her base. Those that believe in her brand will only love her more.

    • raincheck September 11th, 2014 at 6:50 pm

      I can hear them chanting…. “One of us.. one of us.. one of us… gooble gobble.. one of us. (Wish I knew how to put youtube video’s in my posts can someone tell me how it’s done? thanks)

    • Suzanne McFly September 11th, 2014 at 8:18 pm

      Ugh, you are so friggin’ right, how sick is that?

  18. edmeyer_able September 11th, 2014 at 5:22 pm

    An up date from the original source….

    By the way, our source says that it is rather unlikely that there is cell phone video, as he did not see anybody taking pictures or video.

    These are the real facts, not exaggerations, assumptions or hyperbole.

    There is certainly more to come. This story is not over yet.

  19. mea_mark September 11th, 2014 at 5:43 pm


  20. Donni Slater September 11th, 2014 at 5:55 pm

    It’s something to hear when Sarah screams, “Don’t you know who I am!” And it was particularly wonderful when someone in the crowd screamed back, “This isn’t some damned Hillbilly reality show!”

    THAT is the funniest damn thing I have heard all day >_<

    • granpa.usthai September 12th, 2014 at 3:12 pm

      yep, hard to believe that in just a short 7 years someone could teach Sara how to compose a complete question. I would like to point out, however, that this happy go lucky CONservative was drunk on her ass, which could acconut for the joy filled atmosphere when CONservatives go on their nightly drinking binge.

  21. dljen September 11th, 2014 at 5:59 pm

    I predict there is a video in some bank box waiting for the price to go up! Wasilla hillbillies indeed! Hope this story has legs.

  22. Tommy6860 September 11th, 2014 at 6:16 pm

    Drunk, ignorant and brawling are part and parcel to the Palins. Next time McCain criticizes Obama over his supposed weakness and what he should should do on every international crisis that hits, Obama just needs to point out to the press that he chose this woman as the possible next CiC in his run for the presidency.

  23. pinballsdoll September 11th, 2014 at 7:00 pm

    this is so funny, also luv that pic of sarah at the top

  24. dave-dr-gonzo September 11th, 2014 at 8:04 pm

    If Tim Russert were still alive, he’d know just who to blame:

  25. fancypants September 11th, 2014 at 9:20 pm

    So there’s a case number, and there’s confirmation of the Palin family’s attendance, but seriously — no one took a video?

    LOL I would be on the phone with the video in hand talking large #s and zero’s with TMZ
    im sure there are a few who are doing the same as you read this 🙂

  26. Christine O'Meally September 11th, 2014 at 9:24 pm

    They’re such trash.

    • granpa.usthai September 12th, 2014 at 3:06 pm

      Cindy really needs to put her foot down and demand that John get his credit card back before the drunken huzzy (another happy CONservative) goes on another drinking binge – again.

  27. crc3 September 11th, 2014 at 9:32 pm


  28. burqa September 11th, 2014 at 9:39 pm

    Truffle, Trifle and Trollop were not involved, as they were out of town at the time….

    • ChrisVosburg September 12th, 2014 at 10:44 am

      Trizzle, trazzle, trozzle, trome, time for this one to GO HOME YOU’RE DRUNK!

  29. edmeyer_able September 11th, 2014 at 9:40 pm

    I find it kind of sad that she has lost her memory and needs to ask strangers, “DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?”

    • Anomaly 100 September 11th, 2014 at 9:47 pm

      It’s Obama’s fault.

      • edmeyer_able September 11th, 2014 at 9:55 pm

        She’s supposed to be on Hannity tonight.

        • Anomaly 100 September 12th, 2014 at 8:13 am

          I know but I couldn’t bring myself to watch it.

    • granpa.usthai September 12th, 2014 at 3:02 pm

      WTF – if that WAS Sara, she must be taking secret English speaking lessons. Her previous sentence structuring was about as impressive as her two years pretending to be a state governor.

  30. CHOCOL8MILK September 11th, 2014 at 9:54 pm

    Although I’m an atheist, I’m praying tonight for a miracle…that there is a video which will surface before my birthday, the end of October (TMZ, please don’t let me down, that would be an awesome birthday present). You KNOW that if a Democrat or Liberal political figure had gotten into this similar situation, the right wing media would be covering this 24hours non stop (perhaps even a made for TV movie would be in the works and protests against violence in hillbilly Palin land).

    • alleygator September 13th, 2014 at 4:33 pm

      It’s been reported that attendees of the party were told by the Anchorage Police Department (APD) that if they release, post or sell any videos or pictures they will be charged with obstruction of an investigation. You will not see anything until the case is completed.

      The Palin clan is still pretty influential in Alaska, and the APD appear to be doing her bidding.

  31. William September 12th, 2014 at 1:00 am

    It sounds like an episode of cops.

    • Star September 12th, 2014 at 7:05 pm

      That’s great..yee haw

  32. Deborah September 12th, 2014 at 5:28 am

    I can’t wait for the Saturday Night Live skit.

  33. dave-dr-gonzo September 12th, 2014 at 9:14 am

    Josh Marshall’s latest headline: “Alaska Riot Exposes White Culture of Lawlessness, Violence” — heh!

    • Anomaly 100 September 12th, 2014 at 12:44 pm

      When will the White on White violence end?

  34. Shades September 12th, 2014 at 7:36 pm

    Yeah, I can see it. Big Palin family brawl…Sarah whips off her wig and hands it to Bristol before going in …

  35. Ol Blue September 13th, 2014 at 4:17 pm

    To think the headline could have read: “Vice President Palin And Family Allegedly Involved In Giant Drunken Brawl”