Sarah Palin Is The World, Offers ‘America’ A ‘Global Apology’
Alaska Governor-resignee Sarah Palin further cemented her status as the Yo Yo Ma of Stupid on Thursday night’s Hannity program, where she delivered a virtuoso performance of such achingly beautiful idiocy that all the Stooges in heaven could but weep. Aside from asserting that the president should be taking speech suggestions from ISIS, Palin also delivered what she probably thought was a bombshell bit of sly satire when she offered an apology that isn’t quite what liberals had in mind. Pay attention, also, to the way Palin manages to perform one amazing feat of stupidity with her mouth, while her hands are doing an entirely different, unrelated set of dipshittery at the same time. Stunning.
No, Barack, you manage, mmmm, your golf foursome, perhaps, but you don’t manage a threat like this, you destroy the threat.[su_center_ad]
Yes, if only Barack Obama had said our objective is to “destroy” ISIS in the same press conference Palin was referencing out of context, or over and over since then.
And to claim, last night, also, our president saying ISIS is not Islamic, um, ISIS says they’re Islamic, ih, th, they are so full of deception that America should be absolutely concerned with the policies that are going on.
This is indisputable, and Palin is right, since ISIS says it, the president should have put it in his speech, along with suggestions that Americans are dogs, and that Sarah Palin should be killed for not wearing a headscarf.
And as I watched the speech last night, Sean…
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abbyjo2001 September 12th, 2014 at 9:09 am
What is she high on this time? All I hear when she talks is “screech,screech, screeeech, screech, I don’t know what is wrong with my ears?
Suzanne McFly September 12th, 2014 at 10:10 am
Don’t blame this stupidity on drugs, I have been around a lot of pot heads and they are brilliant compared to this pile of idiocy.
abbyjo2001 September 12th, 2014 at 12:08 pm
True about potheads, I think she was born and failed to thrive, something is bad wrong with her.
NW10 September 12th, 2014 at 9:09 am
Telling that Hannity didn’t bring up the brawl Governor Word Salad was a part of.
William September 12th, 2014 at 9:26 am
Hannity and Palin? The thing that has always cracked me up about the fair and balanced people. They will straight faced display whatever failure that just stumbled from the right wing clown car to tell America about foreign policy.
….And the rubes lap it up like gospel.
Cyndy Williams-Wolf September 12th, 2014 at 9:47 am
She’s crazy….batshit, nutz, and I hear she trows a good right fist…
ChrisVosburg September 12th, 2014 at 2:53 pm
Nah, yer tinkin’ a Bristol.
eddie1247 September 12th, 2014 at 9:57 am
I was going to make some smarmy remark but if I did that it might mean that I consider what she rambles on about as relevant, it’s not, she’s not and never has been.
Khary A September 12th, 2014 at 9:57 am
Oh sarah
Suzanne McFly September 12th, 2014 at 10:02 am
I went to the Banter site to read the whole article and I seen the best comment to describe palin’s interview…”Bringing more of the stupidity-boopity that we cherish.”
hard2findu September 12th, 2014 at 10:46 am
oh look, more Palin word vomit.
crc3 September 12th, 2014 at 11:30 am
I curse John McCain every time Palin appears anywhere and opens her stupid mouth. He’s the one who started all of this cr*p by introducing her worthless self to the world. Way to go John for being a total moron!!
fahvel September 13th, 2014 at 3:44 am
well said – and his strategy at the time was what? The guys not an idiot (I hope) and not an amateur politician, so, why the hell did he pick a worthless and meaningless drek like this person to possibly fill the chair after his heart attack in the white house. It’s a puzzle and globally, damned frightening.
Skydog2 September 12th, 2014 at 12:19 pm
Please just go away.
pinballsdoll September 12th, 2014 at 12:44 pm
i can’t imagine why i am still seeing this person’s face on tv
tiredoftea September 12th, 2014 at 12:59 pm
“Sarah and Sean sittin’ in a tree, L Y I N G”!
burqa September 12th, 2014 at 10:07 pm
Speaking of Hannity, has he kept his word and been waterboarded yet?
tiredoftea September 12th, 2014 at 10:09 pm
No, keep on not holding your breath.
Bunya September 12th, 2014 at 1:58 pm
Palin is a woman of many talents. Why, the night before she could get shit faced drunk, get in a bar fight, go on Hannity’s show the next day, ramble on and on about things she knows nothing about, and manage not to puke or pass out on television. Now, THAT’S talent!
juicyfruityyy September 12th, 2014 at 4:56 pm
Of course, she wanted McInsane, as President. But us Americans knew better than to let them through the door. We are witnessing, what could have been. Pat your self on the back, If you voted NO to them.
whatthe46 September 12th, 2014 at 6:54 pm
my ears are bleeding.
rg9rts September 13th, 2014 at 9:23 am
That’s all?? You are lucky…
keepntch September 12th, 2014 at 8:14 pm
“but you don’t manage a threat like this, you destroy the threat.” Is that she was demonstrating at the Saturday party and bash, destroying the threat with fists?
liberalMD September 13th, 2014 at 9:43 am
Apology accepted. Now get back to work hunting moose and spying on the Russians.
labman57 September 13th, 2014 at 10:45 am
Sarah has once again demonstrated that she does not know our own history.
The U.S. did not declare war on the Axis powers until after we were attacked on native soil at Pearl Harbor.
In other words, Obama is being far more aggressive and pro-active than was the U.S. government when Hitler boasted about … and then carried out … his plan to invade most of Europe.