September 13, 2014 10:25 am -

We haven’t heard anything from the half-term Governor of Alaska about the brawl she and her family were reportedly involved in last weekend, but now a source close to them has relayed his or her side of the story via Real Clear Politics journalist and Palin biographer Scott Conroy.


[su_center_ad]On Twitter, Conroy tweeted that a “source close to the Palin family” confirms that the Palins were all involved in the brawl.

The answer to this question is, yes. A video would be great, though.

First Sarah Palin tossed a word salad.

The stretch Hummer was a real thing.

It was all Bristol’s ex-boyfriend’s fault. (Not Obama’s)

It’s not Levi.

Sarah Palin reportedly unleashed several rounds of profanity and Track Palin made a vulgar gesture toward the crowd, according the New York Times. We can only assume, that was her “Mama Grizzly” moment. 

Track Palin was injured.

My favorite tweet:

According to Eric Thompson who witnessed the White Mob Violence,“Bristol just reached back and started clocking him, she hit him — reached way back here and caught him right on the chin, I counted at least six times.”

Thompson was fired from his job after speaking with ABC. But at least our girl Sarah was wearing her red, white and blue high tops, so it was a patriotic brawl.

D.B. Hirsch
D.B. Hirsch is a political activist, news junkie, and retired ad copy writer and spin doctor. He lives in Brooklyn, New York.

47 responses to Palin Family Source: Sarah Went ‘Full Mama Grizzly’ During The Brawl

  1. NW10 September 13th, 2014 at 10:29 am

    • Larry Schmitt September 13th, 2014 at 3:06 pm

      Which one is Sarah?

  2. labman57 September 13th, 2014 at 10:43 am

    How do you spell “entitlement”?

    The Palin clan clashing with fellow Alaskans is the 21st century iteration of the Hatfields vs the McCoys.

  3. William September 13th, 2014 at 10:50 am

    Redneck women, c’mon you know no matter what, it’s going to be entertaining.

    • granpa.usthai September 13th, 2014 at 3:20 pm

      for some reason, I just can’t picture this gal running away and hiding after taking an azz whuppin’ like the Palin white thugs apparently have.

      Now you know, if they had won, Sara’d be in the media yapping her jowls about it.

  4. dave-dr-gonzo September 13th, 2014 at 10:59 am

    Once again, the violence and lawlessness of white culture displays itself to the world.

    • Anomaly 100 September 13th, 2014 at 11:22 am

      Interesting that no one has called members of the Palin family ‘thugs’

      • arc99 September 13th, 2014 at 11:57 am

        It is the American Way.

        White people in this country are never, ever referred to as thugs or terrorists, even when they are.

        • granpa.usthai September 13th, 2014 at 3:39 pm

          I think Americans are willing to make an exception with Sara’s Kowardly Klondike Klan. Personally, I’m surprised that Sara didn’t get a good ole fashioned American ass whuppin’ after identifying herself…

      • LoriBelle September 13th, 2014 at 12:02 pm

        White trash is more in line.

        • Larry Schmitt September 13th, 2014 at 3:07 pm

          Where is Waste Management when they’re needed?

        • jasperjava September 13th, 2014 at 5:56 pm

          I usually hate the demeaning term “white trash”, but in some cases it’s appropriate.

          • ChrisVosburg September 13th, 2014 at 6:15 pm

            Yeah, I’m little uncomfortable with the term, because of what the inclusion of the word “white” implies– like those awful negroes, only white.

      • granpa.usthai September 13th, 2014 at 3:16 pm


        (I’ll say anything that’ll bring a smile to your sweet adorable mug, Anomaly).

        • Anomaly 100 September 13th, 2014 at 3:45 pm


          • Progressive Republican September 14th, 2014 at 5:08 am

            Major non sequitur alert: It’s been a week since I’ve gotten any Liberland in my e-mail and I can’t find the subscription box to re-up. How do I get them to come back? HELP!

          • mea_mark September 14th, 2014 at 9:02 am

            Should be on front page right hand side near top login. May need to merge accounts in disqus. That would be in edit settings.

          • Anomaly 100 September 14th, 2014 at 10:21 am

            What Mark said:-)

      • mmaynard119 September 13th, 2014 at 4:00 pm

        Now, now, let’s not go insulting thugs like that.

      • fredoandme September 14th, 2014 at 9:41 am

        I have.

    • M D Reese September 13th, 2014 at 12:44 pm

      White-on-white violence. I’m totally shocked…

    • granpa.usthai September 13th, 2014 at 3:14 pm

      if only violent white people were not such animals!

  5. Billy Jackson September 13th, 2014 at 12:36 pm

    Wonder if she was wearing a halter top and bounced her tits up and down when it was yanked off in the scuffle. Can’t believe someone that high caliber would dare wear a bra.

    • ChrisVosburg September 13th, 2014 at 1:43 pm

      From the Dudley Moore movie Arthur (1991):

      Thank you for a memorable afternoon, usually one must go to a bowling alley to meet a woman of your stature.

      — Hobson, Arthur’s valet, to Arthur’s latest “date.”

    • granpa.usthai September 13th, 2014 at 3:13 pm

      once you’ve seen giggly silicon on a drunken huzzy Alaskan bare, you realize, after barfing many many times, it just wasn’t worth it. Better to go back to drinking and hopefully the nightmares will end!

  6. tiredoftea September 13th, 2014 at 1:02 pm

    Yup, Presidential material through and through. Maybe Bundy can introduce her at the 2016 Republican Convention.

  7. ChrisVosburg September 13th, 2014 at 1:48 pm

    Yeah, about those shoes, the “american flag patterned platform hightops.” Just the thing for a-rompin’ and a-stompin’ good time (thanks, Wonkette, for the legwork).

    • Roctuna September 13th, 2014 at 5:48 pm

      Isn’t that flag desecration?

      • ChrisVosburg September 13th, 2014 at 6:06 pm

        Although the code does forbid use of a US flag as apparel, the American Legion, which seems to have appointed itself Keeper of the Flag Etiquette Rules clarifies that:

        Unless an article of clothing is made from an actual United States flag, there is NO breach of flag etiquette whatsoever. People are simply expressing their patriotism and love of country by wearing an article of clothing that happens to be red, white, and blue with stars and stripes. There is nothing illegal about the wearing or use of these items.

        Okay then.

  8. neworleans878 September 13th, 2014 at 1:58 pm

    Red, White and Blue hightops…undoubtedly made in China…just like the huge flag lapel she wore on Hannity the other night, I’m sure.

    Nothing says patriotism like outsourced patriotic gear.

  9. Gindy51 September 13th, 2014 at 2:42 pm

    According to every other source I have read it was Willow’s ex boyfriend Track confronted and started the fight with.

  10. edmeyer_able September 13th, 2014 at 2:46 pm

    The only slogan the democrats need to use for the next 30 years is YOUR PARTY NOMINATED SARAH PALIN FOR VICE-PRESIDENT

    • granpa.usthai September 13th, 2014 at 3:07 pm

      That’d make a right purty banner at the Democrat Convention – but you’ll definitely need a good photo to go along with it? Might I suggest the one on this post? – with a bunch of empty liquor bottles and traffic citations around the border.

      • Larry Schmitt September 13th, 2014 at 3:09 pm

        And a t-shirt from “Cops.” Because they’re begging to be on the next episode.

  11. granpa.usthai September 13th, 2014 at 3:02 pm

    well, at least this much is consistent about Sara:
    she’s as F’d up when she’s F’d up
    as she is when
    she’s F’d up.



  12. edmeyer_able September 13th, 2014 at 3:05 pm

    Imagine what the inaugural ball would have been like……

    • granpa.usthai September 13th, 2014 at 3:34 pm

      Sara’s Klan would have probably turned tail and ran away from that WHITE on WHITE (with photo op black) riot also. Palins is becoming well noted for turning tail and running when they get punched back. It’s kinda a family tradition, heritage family trait thingie – why most folks didn’t vote for her as V-POTUS.

  13. eddie1247 September 13th, 2014 at 4:08 pm

    Love the photo, she has a radiant moonshine look about her. With that tongue sticking out she looks as though she’s about to say “thuffering thuccotash”

  14. juicyfruityyy September 13th, 2014 at 4:27 pm

    They need to stop lying. Too many different people have come out with the same story. One went on TV; he was not lying.

  15. honestyingov September 13th, 2014 at 4:43 pm

    Scott Conroy at RCP has since taken it one step further in trying to tell some ‘ Palin spin ‘ of THEIR version of the Event. Maybe SARAHPAC will send him a check at the end of the months for spinning this yarn. Fish story (the one that got away ) and a Paul Bunyan Tall Tale. It’s NOT believable though. Sad excuse for a reporter.

  16. Jimmy L Aldrich September 13th, 2014 at 6:28 pm

    Letting the guys know that Track was a veteran??? What was that suppose to do? I smell B.S. The camera phone videos will be out soon and we will see the truth and I doubt it will be anything close to this cock and bull story.

    • fancypants September 14th, 2014 at 12:55 am

      if any of this is true ?
      camera or phone videos are going to be worth a fortune. I would wait until 2015 rolls around then start the gossip website auction

  17. majii September 13th, 2014 at 6:33 pm

    No one should expect Palin to respond to this on Twitter or in a Facebook post because it’s about her and her clan’s bad behavior, and we shouldn’t expect anyone at Fox News to ask her anything about the “Palin Family Brawl in Wasilly.” Now, if it had anything to do with a democrat, she’d be all over it. I can see her in my mind planning a strategy with her “advisers” to make this all go away. Imho, this brawl has done something I’ve wanted to happen to Palin for some time now–it has put her in defensive/stealth/evasive/silent mode.

  18. Chinese Democracy September 14th, 2014 at 1:10 am

    The Palin Limo

    • rebeccaheller September 15th, 2014 at 6:22 pm

      You are a douche bag.

  19. Pundit456 September 15th, 2014 at 12:27 am

    The most credible report would indeed be a police report. Absent that, it is just gossip and gossip mongers are just people struggling to escape obscurity by seeking to humiliate and denigrate well known people by exploiting unfortunate instances which show that they are only human.

  20. Peter Doyle September 15th, 2014 at 10:11 pm

    Is Track the retarded one?