Gun Company Sells ‘The Obama’s Blaster’ Gun Barrel
[su_right_ad]Ares Armor in Oceanside, CA issues this product along with thanking “President Barack Obama for being the distinguished firearms industry spokesman and salesman of all time.” And the company also goes birther:
Much like Marvin, Barry is believed to be an alien and also was in possession of an illudium Q-36 explosive space modulator. Unfortunately for us, Barry believes that the United States is not only blocking his view of Venus, but is also blocking his social and political views with our pesky Constitution. Luckily, after 2,000 years of research and when he was finally ready to use the Illudium Q-36 explosive space modulator to destroy the Constitution and the United States, Bugs Bunny saved the day and destroyed this device!
If good ol’ Barry had been in possession of a “blaster” such as this, maybe things would have been different for Bugsy. It might have actually been Rabbit season.
The company informs the potential buyer that this is “a very clear case of Parody (sic) for the purpose of symbolic speech.” Great, thanks for letting us know.[su_csky_ad]
M D Reese September 18th, 2014 at 12:29 pm
So—“parody”, huh?
Patrick September 18th, 2014 at 1:14 pm
yeah…”parody” (WINK-WINK!)
M D Reese September 18th, 2014 at 6:19 pm
Thanks–it’s getting so hard to tell…
Abby Normal September 18th, 2014 at 12:34 pm
It must be painful having a vacuum inside one’s head.
M D Reese September 18th, 2014 at 6:20 pm
It probably rings when they bump it…
tiredoftea September 18th, 2014 at 1:01 pm
In the continuation of their parody, they sell gun parts that can be assembled into otherwise illegal ones. They sell themselves as defenders of the 2nd A, of course, and have had some sympathetic press here when ATF carried out warrants to remove their illegal stock.
m2old4bs September 18th, 2014 at 2:05 pm
So not funny
jasperjava September 18th, 2014 at 2:15 pm
With few exceptions, right-wingers are incapable of humor.
edmeyer_able September 18th, 2014 at 2:28 pm
Ironic isn’t it that they elect so many clowns.
Dwendt44 September 18th, 2014 at 4:31 pm
The reason, in part, is because their leaders and those they listen to are clowns.
M D Reese September 18th, 2014 at 6:20 pm
Can’t argue with that!
William September 18th, 2014 at 2:20 pm
Well when you think about it, had it not been for the “Obamas comin’ fer yer gun” ferver, the arms industry wouldn’t be doing as well as it is.
The SUn Guy September 19th, 2014 at 12:49 am
Not really, I had my guns, ammo, and my 2nd Amendment Rights long before he was ever thought about being put in the White House.
William September 19th, 2014 at 1:01 am
Yeah I see you missed my point about the weapons industry doing well because of the perception that gun control legislation was imminent,
BTW Ref.” he was ever thought about being put in the White House”
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I believe you meant to say “Elected by an overwhelming majority of the voting public to the office of the President of these United States”.
The SUn Guy December 9th, 2014 at 5:15 pm
The overwhelming majority you speak of enslaved to the democrats / liberals in by accepting all the free “handouts.” How does it feel to be “whored out” for your vote? That’s exactly what it is – they are pimping you out to get you to vote without thinking and deciding the issues for yourself. Have pride and respect for yourself. Pitiful.
juicyfruityyy September 18th, 2014 at 3:59 pm
Sound like sick humor.
The SUn Guy September 19th, 2014 at 12:50 am
Give the “pres” some credit here – he helped design the this new gun barrell as a result of his combat experience gained in tracking down and killing bin Laden.
rg9rts September 20th, 2014 at 7:00 am
Does he have a companion Bush blaster???