Gun Company Sells ‘The Obama’s Blaster’ Gun Barrel
[su_right_ad]Ares Armor in Oceanside, CA issues this product along with thanking “President Barack Obama for being the distinguished firearms industry spokesman and salesman of all time.” And the company also goes birther:
Much like Marvin, Barry is believed to be an alien and also was in possession of an illudium Q-36 explosive space modulator. Unfortunately for us, Barry believes that the United States is not only blocking his view of Venus, but is also blocking his social and political views with our pesky Constitution. Luckily, after 2,000 years of research and when he was finally ready to use the Illudium Q-36 explosive space modulator to destroy the Constitution and the United States, Bugs Bunny saved the day and destroyed this device!
If good ol’ Barry had been in possession of a “blaster” such as this, maybe things would have been different for Bugsy. It might have actually been Rabbit season.
The company informs the potential buyer that this is “a very clear case of Parody (sic) for the purpose of symbolic speech.” Great, thanks for letting us know.[su_csky_ad]