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September 19, 2014 6:19 pm - NewsBehavingBadly.com

Half-term Governor of Alaska Sarah Palin addressed the recent drunken brawl her family got into a friend’s party. The only thing missing is Palin actually addressing the issue. Track, Sarah and Todd’s son, reportedly suffered a few broken ribs. Todd allegedly suffered a bloody nose. Bristol reportedly cold-cocked a man in the face repeatedly. The Palins were asked to leave the premises. On cue: Sarah comes to Bristol’s rescue.

 

[su_center_ad]So Sarah took to her Facebook page to write, “I love my Bristol! My straight-shooter is one of the strongest young women you’ll ever meet. I have to say this as a proud mama: right up there with their work ethic and heart for those less fortunate, my kids’ defense of family makes my heart soar!”

So a dog-pile style brawl is ‘defense of family? Okaayyy.

“As you can imagine, they and my extended family have experienced so many things (liberal media-driven) that may have crushed others without a strong foundation of faith, and I’m thankful for our friends’ prayer shield that surrounds them, allowing faith to remain their anchor. Thank you, prayer warriors! I love you!,” she concluded just before leaving a link to Bristol’s’ blog post.

Bristol’s ghost writer writes:

Aw… so sad.
I just read an article on Yahoo’s front page about my family.
According to some random reporter, my parents are getting divorced…
I find something new about my family every day!
(Of course, the article and most of what the media reports about our family is complete garbage.)

That’s her post in its entirety. The ‘garbage’ part totally refutes the two eyewitnesses and the fact the police were called to the house. Thanks for clearing that up, except Sarah pretty much admitted it in her Facebook post, while blaming the liberal media for reporting the incident. Of course, if the Obamas went all Wasilla thug on someone, she’d be all up in that.

Even a source close to the Palins admitted that Sarah went ‘Full Mama Grizzly’ during the brawl.

“What I saw was two girls run past and run towards Korey,” Roberta Thompson, the second witness, said. “And then I just saw Bristol Palin start punching him in the face.”

“It was quite, quite violent,” she added.

My evidence:
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D.B. Hirsch
D.B. Hirsch is a political activist, news junkie, and retired ad copy writer and spin doctor. He lives in Brooklyn, New York.

32 responses to Sarah Palin Comes To Bristol’s Defense As One Of The ‘Strongest Women You’ll Ever Meet’

  1. tiredoftea September 19th, 2014 at 6:27 pm

    Umm, so the definition of a strong woman now includes punching men? Who knew white trash was a class to aspire to?

    • tracey marie September 19th, 2014 at 6:54 pm

      and a strong work ethic…dancing on TV for a few months and doing a failed reality show is strong work ethics

      • tiredoftea September 19th, 2014 at 7:13 pm

        Oh, yes. Good point, I’m sorry for doubting her and I take back everything I posted! NOT

        • tracey marie September 19th, 2014 at 7:16 pm

          you are a clever one

      • Cosmic_Surfer September 19th, 2014 at 8:10 pm

        She is a thespian! She was in an episode of “Secret Life’ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlWrTTMxyJ0

        • tracey marie September 19th, 2014 at 8:25 pm

          lol isn’t that about pregnant teens…like her?

        • Anomaly 100 September 19th, 2014 at 8:30 pm

          Just awful!

          • Talibandrew Breitbot September 19th, 2014 at 8:45 pm

            Even Paris Hilton is a better actress. And a better skank.

          • Anomaly 100 September 19th, 2014 at 9:14 pm

            Heh. In the beginning of the clip, it’s like she doesn’t know what to do with her hands.

          • neworleans878 September 20th, 2014 at 12:33 am

            Better class of tiny dogs too.

        • Candide Thirtythree September 20th, 2014 at 1:18 am

          I am NOT watching that… this is a brand new computer and I don’t want it getting an STD from Bristol Palin, thanks any way.

        • raincheck September 20th, 2014 at 6:45 am

          Did she tell that girl at the end of the video, that she was her Ma? 😉

  2. fancypants September 19th, 2014 at 6:30 pm

    Oh sh*t
    here we go again…

    • granpa.usthai September 19th, 2014 at 8:48 pm

      hopefully not. If the Alan Colmes Radio Show does a WWW poll of “do you like Sara more or less when she makes a public appearance” – or “Sarah Palin: better in public or in hiding”?

  3. Linda1961 September 19th, 2014 at 6:30 pm

    Donations to Quitter’s slush fund, er, PAC, must be down, and her “TV” channel must not be getting subscriptions.

  4. Chris Evans September 19th, 2014 at 6:34 pm

    You know.. Most of her stuff even I could easily debunk and put on the Republicans she worships.

  5. Obewon September 19th, 2014 at 6:47 pm

    Drunk PalinBrawler Bristol’s 6 right hooks to the party hosts chin proved she’s a stronger woman than bloody nose Todd or her 4 broken rib veteran brother.

    • granpa.usthai September 19th, 2014 at 8:44 pm

      rumor has it Bristol punched her dad in the nose after he started laughing when Sara got a shiner? We’ll never know for sure until the phone vids start surfacing. In the meantime, you can pretty much figure just the opposite of what they have posted on their twittering facebooks.

  6. tracey marie September 19th, 2014 at 6:53 pm

    I will assume that young tundra tart bristol is strong because of all the drunken brawls she gets into

  7. Cosmic_Surfer September 19th, 2014 at 7:51 pm

    Maybe in Wasilla (8,456 as of 2012) but not in the rest of the world

  8. juicyfruityyy September 19th, 2014 at 8:07 pm

    The truth has been told. Stop blaming the liberals. We didn’t go to the party and start a fight.

  9. Ol Blue September 19th, 2014 at 8:47 pm

    This family is only suited for Fox News and Jerry Springer. Hell, they’d probably even screw up Duck Dynasty, gettin them brothers to fightin & carryin on………might even be a shootin.

  10. granpa.usthai September 19th, 2014 at 8:48 pm

    I like her better when she’s in hiding surrounded by all her praying warriors.
    Makes for a much happier day.

  11. searambler September 19th, 2014 at 9:57 pm

    Great (white) north (trash.)

  12. searambler September 19th, 2014 at 10:02 pm

    Wait, is Bristol the unwed (formerly) teenaged mother in the clan? And Track was the one given the choice between the military or jail?

  13. eddie1247 September 19th, 2014 at 11:05 pm

    OHHHHHHHH Shut up!

  14. raincheck September 20th, 2014 at 5:58 am

    “I’m thankful for our friends’ prayer shield that surrounds them”

    “Sarah and Todd’s son, reportedly suffered a few broken ribs. Todd allegedly suffered a bloody nose.”
    Where’s that darn “prayer shield” when you need it?

  15. Shades September 20th, 2014 at 9:13 am

    And the jokes just write themselves.

  16. William September 20th, 2014 at 9:46 am

    …”and I’m thankful for our friends’ prayer shield that surrounds them”,

  17. Don Surf September 20th, 2014 at 11:34 am

    She attempts to insult the President, while using a Teleprompter……. This fool has no shame.

  18. Daniel Jacobsen September 20th, 2014 at 12:20 pm

    She’s at some drunken brawll and the Obama’s are entertaining world leaders …. See how that worked out !!!!