Bryan Fischer: All Immigrants Should Convert To Christianity
[su_right_ad]Bryan Fischer says we should do immigration “God’s way.”
If we “did immigration God’s way,” Fischer said, that would mean that “those who came to our shores would be expected to adopt our religious values and traditions — that would mean Christianity and not Islam — and they would leave behind their religion and their god.”
“That would mean leaving behind Islam and Allah,” he explained, as well as adopting Judeo-Christian values, which means they they would not be allowed to complain about the sale or consumption of bacon or the inability to obtain Halal foods.
“If this were to happen,” he concluded, “we would have one god, we would have one law, we would have one culture, and we would have one language.”
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StoneyCurtisll September 22nd, 2014 at 9:21 pm
This guy Fischer is a freakin loon.
Jack E Raynbeau September 22nd, 2014 at 9:59 pm
It only appears that way because his 15 minutes of fame ran out 10 centuries ago.
Larry Schmitt September 23rd, 2014 at 7:27 am
It only appears that way because he’s a freakin loon.
whatthe46 September 22nd, 2014 at 11:02 pm
and his followers.
mfr4 September 22nd, 2014 at 9:22 pm
Are there a lot of complaints about selling bacon?
Obewon September 22nd, 2014 at 10:00 pm
Jihadi Bryan Fischer wants to outlaw Kosher and the Jewish faith of Jesus too!
Carla Akins September 22nd, 2014 at 9:24 pm
He’s a regular Constitutional scholar.
whatthe46 September 22nd, 2014 at 10:59 pm
he’s a pissy ass bastard. LORD help my nerves.
Jack E Raynbeau September 22nd, 2014 at 11:35 pm
Just like Sen Mike Lee R Utah. Evil incarnate.
tracey marie September 22nd, 2014 at 9:25 pm
lol, when did god talk about immigration, damn these thumpers are extremely ignorant
Jack E Raynbeau September 22nd, 2014 at 11:36 pm
When did God ever talk about anything?
edmeyer_able September 22nd, 2014 at 9:37 pm
Cause nothing says “The Land Of The Free” like forced religion.
NW10 September 22nd, 2014 at 9:43 pm
What differentiates this man from IS, besides religion?
Jack E Raynbeau September 22nd, 2014 at 9:57 pm
Nothing. He’s an 11th Century Christian.
tiredoftea September 22nd, 2014 at 11:19 pm
No beard, tie and suit jacket.
burqa September 22nd, 2014 at 11:20 pm
He’s not committing mass murder.
He’s an American using his freedom of speech to espouse ridiculous ideas that are as unConstitutional as some of the responses.
We got a sort of zen thing going where the intolerant on one side flush out the intolerant on the other side. Both are only capable of seeing the intolerance on one side when it is so apparently on both.
Jack E Raynbeau September 22nd, 2014 at 11:38 pm
Without the US Constitution I believe he would sanction mass murder.
fahvel September 23rd, 2014 at 3:00 am
IS is justified and this fisher is an ass.
Jack E Raynbeau September 22nd, 2014 at 9:52 pm
GTF out of my country, Fischer. You can come back when you can pass a Middle school exam on the US Constitution.
burqa September 22nd, 2014 at 11:18 pm
I agree with you that Fischer is wrong about the Constitution.
I am unaware of the passage in the Constitution that says those who fail a test on the Constitution have to be deported without even so much as a hearing.
Mr. Raynbeau, could you please cite that part?
Jack E Raynbeau September 22nd, 2014 at 11:28 pm
Yes. It’s found in the same section that requires immigrants to profess a particular religion.
Obewon September 22nd, 2014 at 9:54 pm
12,000 years+ of Hinduism and 24 centuries of Buddhism proves US Immigrants aren’t as ignorant as Fischer’s impossible 6,000 year old universe & Earth with talking snakes.
neworleans878 September 22nd, 2014 at 10:05 pm
This guy scares me more that ISIS does.
Jack E Raynbeau September 22nd, 2014 at 11:33 pm
Every bit as evil.
searambler September 22nd, 2014 at 10:16 pm
Douchebagsezwhat?
William September 22nd, 2014 at 10:16 pm
he explained, as well as adopting Judeo-Christian values.
Cool.
When do we start?
Larry Schmitt September 23rd, 2014 at 8:37 am
No, you have it all wrong. Jesus was white, blond, blue eyed, and born in Bethlehem, Pennsylvania. He’s as American as you or I.
William September 23rd, 2014 at 10:45 am
Thanks for clearing that up
Larry Schmitt September 23rd, 2014 at 11:07 am
How fitting, that he’s in front of that purveyor of 100% Chinese American merchandise.
Dwendt44 September 23rd, 2014 at 12:40 pm
Just ask Megyn Kelly.
uzza September 22nd, 2014 at 10:18 pm
If we “did immigration God’s way,” the immigrants would “attack the Am
alekitesericans and totally destroy all that belongs to them. Do not spare them; put to death men and women, children and infants, cattle and sheep, camels and donkeys.’”(1 samuel 15)searambler September 22nd, 2014 at 10:20 pm
“those who came to our shores would be expected to adopt our religious values and traditions — that would mean Christianity and not Islam — and they would leave behind their religion and their god.”
Just like the Founding Fathers intended, when they wrote the Constitution and the Bill of Rights. Who IS this bozo, anyway? And why does anyone listen to his drivel?
viva_democracy September 22nd, 2014 at 10:42 pm
Christian Sharia laws.
burqa September 22nd, 2014 at 11:05 pm
None to be found in the part of the Bible containing doctrine for Christians.
Obewon September 23rd, 2014 at 1:41 am
Study up if you don’t think the Bible advocates an impossible 6,000 year old universe & Earth. Good luck trying to debunk Archbishop Ussher having established the first day of creation as Sunday 23 October 4004 BC. Adam and Eve were driven from Paradise on Monday 10 November 4004 BC, and that the ark touched down on Mt Ararat on 5 May 2348 BC `on a Wednesday’. https://www.lhup.edu/~dsimanek/ussher.htm (Archbishop of Armagh, Primate of All Ireland, and Vice-Chancellor of Trinity College in Dublin was highly regarded in his day as a churchman and as a scholar.) And here is Noaa’s droplet of all water in, on and above Earth in our atmosphere. http://water.usgs.gov/edu/gallery/global-water-volume.html
Dwendt44 September 23rd, 2014 at 12:38 pm
Was that a Wednesday morning or afternoon landing?
Obewon September 23rd, 2014 at 1:14 pm
Wino Noah crashed his barge into the locally flooded Euphrates River bank and stumbled onshore proclaiming ‘See! I told y’all we’d run into Mt. Ararat one day.’
tiredoftea September 22nd, 2014 at 11:20 pm
If ever there was a candidate for a justified beheading, here he is.
whatthe46 September 22nd, 2014 at 11:22 pm
my heart is breaking over this… you may not get it, but it is.
tiredoftea September 22nd, 2014 at 11:28 pm
Sorry to hear it. Fischer is a despicable and hateful person with a long list of people, religions and organizations to hate. This is more of his ignorant rants against our way of life and laws.
Jack E Raynbeau September 22nd, 2014 at 11:31 pm
I would give him the option to leave. He might like Somalia.
tiredoftea September 22nd, 2014 at 11:34 pm
Nope, too many black people!
Jack E Raynbeau September 22nd, 2014 at 11:40 pm
Damn. Didn’t consider that. Same train of thought. Wrong color.
tiredoftea September 22nd, 2014 at 11:46 pm
Also, my guess is that he really wouldn’t want to work as hard as the the libertarian paradise of Somalia would require. A compliant legislature and a long history of tolerance of stupidity disguised as religion is the perfect bed for growing big, tax free income.
Jack E Raynbeau September 22nd, 2014 at 11:52 pm
Bingo. Tax the churches. Now.
I live in the only theocracy in the US. They love God and hate the government that allows them, check that, PAYS them to practice their religion.
whatthe46 September 22nd, 2014 at 11:52 pm
damn… jack, i didn’t consider that either before i gave you a vote up. ahhhh! sooooo, he can always buy an island with the other bastards!
Jack E Raynbeau September 22nd, 2014 at 11:58 pm
They could probably conquer Greenland. Well, probably not.
whatthe46 September 23rd, 2014 at 12:02 am
lol. even on his on island and his owned created UTOPIA, he would be miserable.
Jack E Raynbeau September 23rd, 2014 at 12:16 am
He would import somebody to hate,
whatthe46 September 23rd, 2014 at 12:48 am
LOL… you’re good.
MarcoZandrini September 23rd, 2014 at 8:33 am
He’s miserable, anyway.
Larry Schmitt September 23rd, 2014 at 8:33 am
He would still have to live with himself. And you wouldn’t wish that on anyone.
M D Reese September 23rd, 2014 at 12:53 am
But there’s no pesky government there, and whoever has the most guns wins!
tiredoftea September 23rd, 2014 at 2:36 am
Yeah, it does have that going for it.
M D Reese September 23rd, 2014 at 12:51 am
Let’s see–what are the choices? Convert, try to run away, or be killed.
whatthe46 September 23rd, 2014 at 1:25 am
oooo, how about, all of the above?
M D Reese September 23rd, 2014 at 2:42 pm
OK–but it’s gonna make for a long day!
eddie1247 September 22nd, 2014 at 11:32 pm
Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof. For a party that references the Constitution like it was their own personal mantra I have to wonder if any of them have actually read it.
M D Reese September 23rd, 2014 at 12:50 am
They haven’t. They haven’t read their own buybull, either. They for sure skipped the Sermon on the Mount.
Mike Butkus Jr. September 22nd, 2014 at 11:37 pm
You stole my point and did a better job with it. The argument ends with this^
Mike Butkus Jr. September 23rd, 2014 at 12:06 am
http://youtu.be/bZ1RZHtT718 You want the truth? Ask a Native American
whatthe46 September 23rd, 2014 at 12:23 am
i know it was not my “lying eyes” that when he started to school them, there were a line of people right? then next thing i saw there were, 3? LOL. “You can’t handle the truth!” ~ jack nicholson, a few good men. and and and, i had to replay it because i was clapping so damn loud, i couldn’t hear everything.
thank you Mike for that.
whatthe46 September 23rd, 2014 at 12:56 am
speaking of “native” watching a doc. about a serial killer (white) and its in provincetown, cape cod, Maine. he arrived there when he was a senior in high school. now, because he “failed” to make a connection with the “natives” they said he could live there his whole life and would be considered a “wash ashored.” he’s not native. so, by their standards, it doesn’t matter if he was born of this country and white, he’s still considered an immigrant? no wonder “immigrants” or those thought to be by mere ethnicity are screwed. (the serial killer name is tony costa)
M D Reese September 23rd, 2014 at 12:50 am
I must have missed the announcement. I didn’t know that we had done away with freedom of and from religion.
fantagor September 23rd, 2014 at 1:20 am
Bryan Fisher is an archetypical example of the fundamentalist practice of separating the brain from the body.
whatthe46 September 23rd, 2014 at 1:22 am
can i borrow that? i always give credit to the author.
fantagor September 23rd, 2014 at 3:08 pm
Go ahead. Credit it to R.A. Roth. And feel free to read my story published on themolotovcocktail dot com. Link available in the Disqus profile header and the Twitter profile linked to this account.
juicyfruityyy September 23rd, 2014 at 2:08 am
So, all immigrants should become Tea-baggers and vote Republican? Against their best interest?
MarcoZandrini September 23rd, 2014 at 8:31 am
Hey, rubes have been doing that for decades ’cause of freedumb.
fahvel September 23rd, 2014 at 2:53 am
if I remember well, god led the immigrants to the crest of the hill and said, there ya go folks, move right in but make sure you kill everything except for a few virgins – so they did commit the genocide and now have a neat little country with a beach.
Dwendt44 September 23rd, 2014 at 12:34 pm
Only after losing it for like 1900 years.
rg9rts September 23rd, 2014 at 6:13 am
ISIS has the same attitude only to their god
Larry Schmitt September 23rd, 2014 at 8:26 am
Yes, because forceful conversion is the way to create a happy unanimity. Do these people ever think before they make their proposals? A five year old could come up with all kinds of objections to this in no time at all. So why is anyone taking this clown seriously. My apologies to any real clowns.
linkeditin September 23rd, 2014 at 11:59 am
Question: Who won the Spanish American War?
Answer: The Pope.
Dez September 23rd, 2014 at 6:29 pm
I come from American black slaves that were forced into Christianity by the values and traditions from the bible that condoned slavery. It’s a strategy from people like Fischer who have used their religion to oppress others.
Scully Blutbad September 27th, 2014 at 10:33 pm
Nothing says FREEDOM more than forcing people to practice a specific religion.