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September 22, 2014 9:17 am - NewsBehavingBadly.com

Her goal is to be reality TV star.

The Florida woman, who goes by the name Jasmine Tridevil, said she spent $20,000 on the procedure a few months ago after finally finding a doctor willing to perform the operation.

“I called 50 doctors,” Tridevil told Real Radio 104.1.

“It was really hard finding someone that would do it too because they’re breaking the code of ethics.”

Tridevil’s third breast was constructed in the middle of her chest with a silicone implant and skin tissue cut from her abdomen.

The surgeon was not able to make an artificial areola, so Tridevil had one tattooed on.

D.B. Hirsch
D.B. Hirsch is a political activist, news junkie, and retired ad copy writer and spin doctor. He lives in Brooklyn, New York.

70 responses to Massage Therapist Has Surgery To Add Third Breast

  1. Skydog2 September 22nd, 2014 at 9:23 am

    She had the intelligence / ability to save $20,000 so she can’t be a complete moron but …..

    • Anomaly 100 September 22nd, 2014 at 9:32 am

      Or she inherited the money, or went into debt.

    • Larry Schmitt September 22nd, 2014 at 9:44 am

      So money makes you not a moron? Lots of idiotic rich people out there, doing lots of idiotic rich things.

      • Skydog2 September 22nd, 2014 at 9:55 am

        The ability to “SAVE” money makes you less of a moron ……. but as Anomaly 100 noted below, maybe she only borrowed it.

    • edmeyer_able September 22nd, 2014 at 9:06 pm

      Well I saved 10 times that so where’s my Mensa card…….lol

  2. Larry Schmitt September 22nd, 2014 at 9:43 am

    This is an Onion article, isn’t it?

    • Donna Freeman September 22nd, 2014 at 11:08 am

      No, she has a facebook page to like under that name.

      • Peter G. September 22nd, 2014 at 2:08 pm

        Well I guess that makes it 100% legit.

        • Donna Freeman September 23rd, 2014 at 9:24 am

          No, it does not. But if she went through all this as a fraud then the media will forget her, since she is trying to come out as a reality star drives that it may be true. Snopes gives her real name, they doubt her but cant deny all of it.

  3. Donna Freeman September 22nd, 2014 at 11:08 am

    She is not listed under that name as a legal massage therapist in Florida, maybe taking that out so you dont have the public think that legit massage therapists have long painted nails, and giving our profession a bad name. Should be a want to be reality star had……I think she has to be her but leave the massage therapist out of it because too many other NON massage therapist give the legal hard working ones a bad rap.

  4. Foundryman September 22nd, 2014 at 11:10 am

    Yes, she’s going to try to get the doctor to come out and take credit since the market for a third boob is overwhelming strong.

  5. Foundryman September 22nd, 2014 at 11:19 am

    The next thing will be some man will want to have a third arm attached.

    • R.J. Carter September 22nd, 2014 at 4:15 pm

      Is she going to change her name to Eccentrica Gallumbits?

      • mmaynard119 September 22nd, 2014 at 8:32 pm

        Good one, R.J. I love intellectual humor.

  6. Carla Akins September 22nd, 2014 at 11:49 am

    I’m guessing she doesn’t understand how differently gravity will work later on in life.

    • M D Reese September 22nd, 2014 at 2:36 pm

      I don’t think she understands how mirrors work today…

      • Carla Akins September 22nd, 2014 at 2:48 pm

        Laughing. I can’t imagine anything I want less than another breast. I don’t know, maybe Pat Robertson as a neighbor…

        • M D Reese September 22nd, 2014 at 6:24 pm

          Yeah–but you could pull a lot of fun pranks on ole Pat if he lived next door.

          • Carla Akins September 22nd, 2014 at 8:29 pm

            I’m pretty sure I could push him over the edge. I have a pretty twisted sense of humor.

          • M D Reese September 22nd, 2014 at 10:19 pm

            I’d love to see that! Please post video!
            Seriously, I’m surprised that his own people haven’t hustled him off to a private assisted living facility under an alias.

    • mmaynard119 September 22nd, 2014 at 8:31 pm

      Carla – Are you implying that because of the increased weight in the middle, she won’t be able to raise her head?

      • mmaynard119 September 22nd, 2014 at 8:33 pm

        Or run the increased risk of whiplash?

      • Carla Akins September 22nd, 2014 at 9:11 pm

        Yeah sure, something like that.

  7. mea_mark September 22nd, 2014 at 12:02 pm

    She is going to have blast when it comes to shopping for a bra.

    • M D Reese September 22nd, 2014 at 2:35 pm

      It looks like she just needs a little shelf to rest them on.
      Seriously, this is much like the idiots who get horn implants grafted on their skulls. I wonder if Medicare will have to pay to fix their problems later in life…

  8. mea_mark September 22nd, 2014 at 12:02 pm

    She is going to have blast when it comes to shopping for a bra.

  9. Peter G. September 22nd, 2014 at 2:09 pm

    So where is the real nekkid picture?

    Phoney story.

  10. juicyfruityyy September 22nd, 2014 at 2:25 pm

    Who is massaging who? Is this to increase business? BUT-it’s Florida!

  11. M D Reese September 22nd, 2014 at 2:31 pm

    Liberaland is just goading me. I threatened to quit visiting here if they went with “side-boob” stories like HuffPo.

    • mmaynard119 September 22nd, 2014 at 8:29 pm

      This isn’t a side-boob story. It is a center-boob story.

      • M D Reese September 22nd, 2014 at 9:50 pm

        Oh geeze–my first belly laugh today! Thank you!

    • tracey marie September 22nd, 2014 at 9:46 pm

      is that were I know you from, HP?

      • M D Reese September 22nd, 2014 at 9:49 pm

        Possibly. I was ohgoodgrief99. I left when they went to Facebook. I refuse to join FB. I was also sick of the lack of moderation and the coordinated troll attacks. Screw that. Oh–and the side boobs of course.

        • tracey marie September 22nd, 2014 at 9:51 pm

          I left then they begged me to come back. They gave mw all my fans back as well…a few days later I quit and said fu. Tissa and FB are the reasons I left. So mant trolls can use that link to harrass and annoy

          • M D Reese September 22nd, 2014 at 9:55 pm

            Exactly. It’s just another way for malicious people to screw with you. I don’t need it. I like to have a nice give and take and discuss the issues–not have a hollering match.
            That’s interesting that they begged you to come back. I wonder if the changes back-fired on them. I’ve run into a LOT of people who left them at that time. I haven’t checked on them recently.

          • tracey marie September 22nd, 2014 at 9:57 pm

            Most who left have found new homes. There are several blogs started by exHP users. Enigma has a site as well as GNU and another. Good sites, good people and one area for politics.

          • M D Reese September 22nd, 2014 at 10:00 pm

            Hey thanks–I’m always looking for new places.

          • tracey marie September 22nd, 2014 at 10:04 pm

            marlie-is-enigma-2.com. you will see friends

          • tracey marie September 22nd, 2014 at 10:07 pm

            I like this place a bit better then C&L. They have a herd of 4 aholes and whiners.

  12. tiredoftea September 22nd, 2014 at 2:43 pm

    So, this makes her 50% more appealing, no?

    • Anomaly 100 September 22nd, 2014 at 2:53 pm

      The middle one looks bigger.

      • tiredoftea September 22nd, 2014 at 3:17 pm

        Optical illusion.

      • R.J. Carter September 22nd, 2014 at 4:16 pm

        That’s because the outer ones squish it forward.

        • Anomaly 100 September 22nd, 2014 at 10:28 pm

          That makes them seem so much more lovely.

      • M D Reese September 22nd, 2014 at 9:51 pm

        I wonder if ANY of them are real? The tattooed nipple really got to me, too. What? People don’t donate those when they die?

        • Anomaly 100 September 22nd, 2014 at 10:27 pm

          I hear the nipple banks are almost empty. Won’t someone leave their nipples for this good cause?

          • M D Reese September 22nd, 2014 at 10:33 pm

            We’re down the rabbit hole now…
            The other day a commenter used the term “smashed assholes” to describe some RWNJs. it made me laugh. All I could think of was calamari patties, pounded until they’re tenderized…

          • Anomaly 100 September 23rd, 2014 at 10:29 am

            I am so gonna steal that. “Smashed assholes’ FTW!

          • M D Reese September 23rd, 2014 at 1:56 pm

            I wish I could remember who it was so that I could credit them. It’s just such an effective visual.

    • M D Reese September 22nd, 2014 at 4:30 pm

      (coff coff gag coff)

  13. eddie1247 September 22nd, 2014 at 2:57 pm

    In the age of people with no discernible talent becoming celebrities on “reality shows” in a please notice me society sadly this isn’t really surprising.

  14. whatthe46 September 22nd, 2014 at 3:24 pm

    its michael jackson’s plastic surgeon!

  15. bpollen September 22nd, 2014 at 6:40 pm

    If it was on her back, it would be good for slow dancing…

    • whatthe46 September 22nd, 2014 at 10:35 pm

      that’s gross. thanks for that thought.

  16. Robert Merrill Taylor September 22nd, 2014 at 8:23 pm

    It would have been cheaper if she had come to Belleville, Ontario. I once saw a roadside sign from the Belleville herbalist advertising “Breast Enhancement, Three for the Price of One”

    • whatthe46 September 22nd, 2014 at 10:30 pm

      HA!!

      • Robert Merrill Taylor September 23rd, 2014 at 12:49 am

        Not as funny as it seems. I just about drove off the road because I was laughing so hard.

  17. StoneyCurtisll September 22nd, 2014 at 9:14 pm

    Sometimes more is not better…

  18. labman57 September 22nd, 2014 at 9:20 pm

    I just experienced a “Total Recall” flashback.

  19. tracey marie September 22nd, 2014 at 9:47 pm

    greedy(doc) and stupid(her) is not illegal

  20. burqa September 22nd, 2014 at 10:06 pm

    Two’s company, three’s a crowd.

    The woman is a kook and so is the doctor.

  21. whatthe46 September 22nd, 2014 at 10:36 pm

    here’s another of her post:

  22. viva_democracy September 22nd, 2014 at 10:40 pm

    Doctor needs to have license pulled & she needs a CATScan for brain.

  23. dave-dr-gonzo September 22nd, 2014 at 11:39 pm

    I have identified her favorite band: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58nDucNsKAk

  24. Kwehrheim September 23rd, 2014 at 2:05 am

    That seems problematic that she specifically had to find a doc that was willing to disregard ethics.

  25. Ron1127 September 23rd, 2014 at 2:38 pm

    Not a good way to get a role. By the time they remake Total Recall again all three of those will be hovering down near her knees.

  26. d3331892828 September 23rd, 2014 at 2:41 pm

    hoax

    • R.J. Carter September 23rd, 2014 at 3:21 pm

      Source?

      • d3331892828 September 23rd, 2014 at 3:27 pm

        http://www.snopes.com/photos/bodymods/jasminetridevil.asp

        • R.J. Carter September 23rd, 2014 at 3:32 pm

          Unusual that Snopes would declare False flat-out while describing it as being uncorroborated at all counts. It certainly sounds like a hoax, but usually they’d hedge their bets with “Mostly False” or “Likely False” until someone snaps pics of her with two breasts.