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September 25, 2014 8:55 am - NewsBehavingBadly.com

[su_right_ad]Doug Adams was flying Virgin from Boston to Los Angeles, and needed to relieve his sexual tension.

At one point, Adams apparently attempted to exit the plane mid-flight. According to KETV, Adams was experiencing “psychopathic episodes” during the flight and was forced to be subdued by an off-duty police officer. CBS Los Angeles spoke to filmmakers Sam Slater and Paul Bernon, who were seated in front of Adams and provided a detailed account of the incident:

“‘He asked if he could use the restroom, he had been mumbling about not trying to be violent, and how I don’t want to be a violent person. And we’re sitting in the front row, and we’re both a little concerned and watching what’s happening,’ Slater said.

‘When he came out of the bathroom, he sat back down, he was arguing with the woman next to him, said he didn’t want to sit next to her,’ Bernon said. ‘He got back up, told the attendant he wanted her to move, and at that point they paged to see if there was a doctor on board.’

‘He at that point was fidgeting and began to remove the plastic covering from the emergency exit door, and tried to pull to open the door,’ Slater said.”[su_csky_ad] 

D.B. Hirsch
D.B. Hirsch is a political activist, news junkie, and retired ad copy writer and spin doctor. He lives in Brooklyn, New York.

14 responses to Masturbating Passenger Tries To Leave Plane Mid-Flight

  1. Carla Akins September 25th, 2014 at 9:02 am

    Holy Moly!

    • Anomaly 100 September 25th, 2014 at 9:24 am

      Oh sure, like you’ve never done that.

      • Carla Akins September 25th, 2014 at 10:06 am

        Shhh, you promised you’d never tell.

        • Anomaly 100 September 25th, 2014 at 10:12 am

          It’s not like anyone else can read this private comment thread.

  2. William September 25th, 2014 at 9:27 am

    Hey now, before we jump to judgment.

  3. Pilotshark September 25th, 2014 at 9:28 am

    guessing he thought he was busting virgins cherry.

  4. searambler September 25th, 2014 at 10:56 am

    Virgin Airways. Figures…

  5. searambler September 25th, 2014 at 10:57 am

    That’s NOT how you get into the Mile High Club…..

  6. tiredoftea September 25th, 2014 at 12:07 pm

    Gee, premature evacuation, a first in commercial air travel.

  7. edmeyer_able September 25th, 2014 at 1:03 pm

    Guess he wanted to get off in more ways than one.

  8. whatthe46 September 25th, 2014 at 3:47 pm

    crazy bastard.

  9. Pilotshark September 25th, 2014 at 4:57 pm

    Flight Attendant: Hello Sir, my those are sure some hairy knuckles you have there.

    2nd Flight Attendant: Sir, what you doing? are you trying to go blind?

  10. fancypants September 25th, 2014 at 5:47 pm

    some copare this to the werewolf syndrome

  11. Dcbos September 26th, 2014 at 9:43 pm

    Hate to do this but”couldn’t tell if he was coming or going”