September 27, 2014 12:21 am -

[su_right_ad]It’s nice to have a unifying figure like Sarah Palin remind us how important it is to do away with divisive politics. In the process, she had some very lovely things to say about President Obama.

“It’s time to end the politics of division, the left’s politics of demographics and identity groups and their tactic of distraction,” said the renowned unifier. “The status quo has got to go, united we will be able to stand.”

Palin announced that “the man” is now composed of “Alinsky-lovin’, Orwellian, out-of-touch, command-and-control elitists” who are deliberately causing scandals to distract the American people from the previous scandal they caused:

They distract, bebopin’ from one scandal after another, knowing that there are so many that you can’t keep up with all of ‘em so no one is ever held accountable, from the IRS corruption to you being spied on to Benghazi to bailouts to — Bush’s war was bad, but Barack’s bombs, oh baby those red lines, the strategery there that was thought up on the back nine, Barack’s bombs, oh they’re the bomb.


D.B. Hirsch
D.B. Hirsch is a political activist, news junkie, and retired ad copy writer and spin doctor. He lives in Brooklyn, New York.

37 responses to Palin Insists We ‘End The Politics Of Division’ Then Gives ‘Latte Salute’

  1. Obewon September 27th, 2014 at 12:29 am

    Half-term is the most divisive losing politician on Earth. Bristol’s violent #PalinBrawl proved what a bad influence Mama Grizly was via her sons broken ribs and bloody nosed ‘Taad!.

    • M D Reese September 27th, 2014 at 12:18 pm

      I”m hoping that she retires and moves her whole clan to Arizona. I’d love for them to live right next door to John McCain as a constant reminder of what he did to this country.

  2. neworleans878 September 27th, 2014 at 12:49 am

    This woman is a disgrace. Period.

    • Obewon September 27th, 2014 at 1:10 am

      Check these PalinBrawl family values! 1. The source was in attendance at the party so the information provided was the result of their personal observation.
      2. (Bristol’s 4 yr old) Tripp was not asleep in the Limo when this source saw him.
      3. Tripp was running around all over the place, “kind of like a bat out of hell”.
      4. The location of the party was at Korey Klingenmeyers house, located at 911 Harbor Circle.
      5. There is an ACTIVE RUNWAY right next to the house.
      6. Tripp was playing on the active runway several times during the party.
      7. Mr. Klingenmeyer had to tell Tripp SEVERAL TIMES NOT TO PLAY ON THE RUNWAY.
      8. No member of the Palin family was supervising or overseeing Tripp as he played in the runway. There was a fight, alcohol, drugs,etc

      • neworleans878 September 27th, 2014 at 1:18 am

        The difference between the “divine sarah”*, the R.W. media and normal folks is that when we f*ck up, we might not admit it, but we sure as hell don’t preach that we have superior moral values than the rest of humanity.

        *apologies to oscar wilde for theft

        • M D Reese September 27th, 2014 at 12:16 pm

          Oscar Wilde was an interesting man. There’s a good movie about him. It was really terrible what was done to him.

      • M D Reese September 27th, 2014 at 12:14 pm

        And then there’s this–Eric Thompson was fired from his job because he talked about what he saw:

  3. tiredoftea September 27th, 2014 at 2:20 am

    She was last seen displaying her family values at a house party where her family beat up the hosts before drinking every last Jagermeister and Coors Light in the house.

    • neworleans878 September 27th, 2014 at 2:25 am

      Hey tired…these mofos could wipe their a** on the American flag and they’d still be patriots…

      maybe they should work to help people climb off the sh*t heap…naw, never happen…

  4. liberalMD September 27th, 2014 at 3:46 am

    What Sarah Palin means is: You Democrats think like I do and the nation will be okey-dokey.,

    I have also heard the Sarah Palin went to Kansas to teach Pat Roberts how to fight for his Senate seat.

    • Suzanne McFly September 27th, 2014 at 11:53 am

      He’s desperate, just like anyone else who asks this moron for help.

  5. eddie1247 September 27th, 2014 at 7:18 am

    If Sarah Palin and her” political career” could be summed up in one word personally I would choose pitiable:evoking or deserving contemptuous pity; miserable; contemptible:

  6. Ty Ellison September 27th, 2014 at 7:38 am

    Hate is a strong word… but God forgive me, when I see that shrill, smug, weaponized moron trafficking in weapons-grade stupidity that’s only matched by her smug self-righteousness, it makes me wanna punch something. The Grift-O-Matic Machine is firing on all cylinders, and it’s disgusting. And what’s even more disgusting is that her base eats this crap up every time. I mean this literally: John McCain, God damn you for putting her on the national stage. God damn you, sir.

    • M D Reese September 27th, 2014 at 12:12 pm

      John McCain has no shame.

  7. raincheck September 27th, 2014 at 8:55 am

    This is John Stewart at his finest….

    • Skydog2 September 27th, 2014 at 10:23 am

      Stewart thinks we should hold taking heads to the same standard as the President. What a fool.

      • Larry Schmitt September 27th, 2014 at 10:26 am

        Whatever taking heads are. No, Stewart thinks “news correspondents” should talk about actual news.

        • Skydog2 September 27th, 2014 at 10:29 am

          Hannity, Bolling, Palin, etc. are news correspondents?

          • viva_democracy September 27th, 2014 at 12:28 pm

            You missed the air quotes.

        • M D Reese September 27th, 2014 at 12:11 pm

          I don’t know where he gets ideas like that. Crazy, man…

      • raincheck September 27th, 2014 at 12:02 pm

        “taking” heads?

        • M D Reese September 27th, 2014 at 12:10 pm

          Good catch–I missed that.

      • Dwendt44 September 27th, 2014 at 12:38 pm

        Considering that most of those ‘talking heads’ are draft dodgers and cowards, I’ll hold them to any standards you’d like. They fail.

    • Skydog2 September 27th, 2014 at 10:28 am

      Bush makes a real effort to show proper respect as he’s wrestling with a dog, Obama does not.

      • raincheck September 27th, 2014 at 12:01 pm

        Buaa hahahahahahahaha
        I don’t take the “latte” salute OR the “dog” salute seriously! How can you take this seriously? It’s NOTHING!! You completely miss the entire point John Stewart was making…. If your going to reply try not to say something so stupid

        • M D Reese September 27th, 2014 at 12:10 pm

          I agree. It’s so simple–Bush does it = good. Obama does it = bad. I don’t see how people can’t understand that.

  8. Linda1961 September 27th, 2014 at 8:57 am

    The shot of some of the audience was interesting – they didn’t look too interested in what Quitter had to say. And her latte salute got only a tepid response. It looks like even the RW christianists are over Quitter Palin, possibly because of the family brawl a few weeks ago. Whatever the reason, it’s good to see that Quitter’s influence is shrinking, except as a source of scorn and ridicule.

    • M D Reese September 27th, 2014 at 12:08 pm

      Alaskans are over her as well.

    • fancypants September 27th, 2014 at 3:26 pm

      Yes the audience looked like they were waiting for the movie to start

  9. labman57 September 27th, 2014 at 11:25 am

    If the “Whining Wannabe from Wasilla” had to refrain from showcasing her ignorance, shallowness, and pettiness while delivering eye roll-inducing oratories to a gathering of mindless minions … she would be speechless.

  10. fancypants September 27th, 2014 at 12:11 pm

    is the empty cup symbolic to your political optimism sarah ?

  11. Dwendt44 September 27th, 2014 at 12:42 pm

    I give her credit for one thing, she keeps coming up with new and unusual ways of showing off her stupidity.

  12. tracey marie September 27th, 2014 at 7:12 pm

    the quitter on twitter with a disfunctional and violent litter is losing her audience. That crew of inbreds will be looking for jobs soon, not one is capable of finacial planning

  13. Snick1946 September 27th, 2014 at 10:27 pm

    I agree it is time to end the division and reach across the divide. Problem is- once you say that you are met with a torrent of name calling and filth from ‘conservatives’ on almost any discussion forum.

  14. nidur September 27th, 2014 at 11:14 pm

    She talks like my 5 year old granddaughter. It’s cute when she talks like that, but when Palin does it, not so much.

  15. nidur September 27th, 2014 at 11:14 pm

    And now Palin will explain Quantum Mechanics.

  16. Guest September 27th, 2014 at 11:17 pm

    She talks about ending divisiveness, then she goes on to be very divisive