Kansas Auctions Sex Toys Online To Meet Budget
Kansas Governor Sam Brownback cut taxes so much he couldn’t pay the bills. The obvious remedy: making the numbers work by auctioning off sex toys.
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The contract is with equip-bid.com auction company.
Consumers interested in the auction of “1000s of items” can examine the goods online or personally preview products Monday at a warehouse in Kansas City, Mo. The auction closes Tuesday.
The online site lists about 400 lots — individual lots can contain dozens of items — that include the Pipedream Fantasy Love Swing, books, hundreds of DVDs, sex and drinking games, a wide assortment of sexually oriented equipment, carrying cases for devices, the Glass Pleasure Wand, bundles of lingerie and the Cyberskin Foot Stroker.
One of the lots contained 50 “premium” vibrators and a teddy bear. The bidding was at $10.
Also available: two sets of sparkling sequin lounge pants, sizes large and small, as well as the Good Girl, Bad Girl Wrist Cuffs.
“What is different is the titillation factor of what we’re selling,” said Jeannine Koranda, spokeswoman for the Kansas revenue department. “This is an unusual lot of items.”
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Anomaly 100 September 29th, 2014 at 9:15 pm
So can people from out-of-state bid on the items? I’m asking for a…friend.
arc99 September 29th, 2014 at 10:51 pm
X-rated toys? I wonder if their next step will be to follow Colorado’s lead, legalize pot and sell that through state-sponsored auctions.
I too am asking for a …friend.
Our “friends” lead such interesting lives, don’t they..
KB723 September 29th, 2014 at 11:02 pm
Ugggh… I have No FRIENDS…. =(
Anomaly 100 September 30th, 2014 at 8:45 am
Right, for a friend (wink wink).
KB723 September 29th, 2014 at 9:22 pm
Ummm…. Are these ‘Used’???
whatthe46 September 30th, 2014 at 1:56 am
i didn’t wanna say it. lol
R J September 29th, 2014 at 9:23 pm
Trickle down economics at its best
tiredoftea September 29th, 2014 at 9:34 pm
That’s why Carla has been scarce around here lately!
KB723 September 29th, 2014 at 9:36 pm
D’OH!!!
whatthe46 September 30th, 2014 at 1:55 am
oooooo.
Carla Akins September 30th, 2014 at 4:22 am
Hey, I resemble that remark. 😉
burqa September 29th, 2014 at 10:25 pm
They got any Richard Nixon rubber masks?
I, uhh, know a guy who needs one……
tiredoftea September 30th, 2014 at 12:21 am
With the extra long nose, by any chance?
whatthe46 September 30th, 2014 at 1:55 am
lol
Shades September 29th, 2014 at 11:07 pm
I got nuthin’.
whatthe46 September 30th, 2014 at 1:55 am
i got somethin’ but i ain’t sayin’.
William September 30th, 2014 at 12:25 am
What? Kansas having fiscal issues?
I’m SHOCKED.
Carla Akins September 30th, 2014 at 4:21 am
However, they have found plenty of money in their coffers to pay for private, outside lawyers to battle for their unconstitutional abortion restriction and personhood laws.
William September 30th, 2014 at 12:28 am
From the “bored on a Sunday afternoon” collection. Place a price tag on a sex toy, and covertly place it on the table of the oldest blue haired granny at the local flea market. Then step back and watch the fun.
majii September 30th, 2014 at 12:39 am
Well, color me shocked! What folks who portray themselves as upstanding Christian citizens who oppose anything other than old-fashioned missionary sex won’t do when they’re strapped for cash.
I guess the ‘holier than thou’ meme can be thrown over the cliff in KS.
fahvel September 30th, 2014 at 3:43 am
not quite “strapped” for cash.
juicyfruityyy September 30th, 2014 at 1:41 am
Well, this is awfully Christian of them.
whatthe46 September 30th, 2014 at 1:53 am
where did they get the items from?
fahvel September 30th, 2014 at 3:43 am
from the dildo fairy – thought y’all knew that already.
Carla Akins September 30th, 2014 at 4:18 am
Can you introduce a girl?
Carla Akins September 30th, 2014 at 4:18 am
A local string of adult shops owed a significant tax bill.
juicyfruityyy September 30th, 2014 at 9:56 pm
They already had them at home??
fahvel September 30th, 2014 at 3:42 am
your tongue in cheek makes no sense.
fahvel September 30th, 2014 at 3:42 am
lever!!!! but why is this a story?
Suzanne McFly September 30th, 2014 at 7:53 am
“Foot” stroker? Really? Anyway…..I hope these items aren’t second hand because that may cause problems down the tunnel.
rg9rts September 30th, 2014 at 7:58 am
A real family values state
Bunya September 30th, 2014 at 3:58 pm
Now, as everybody knows, money ALWAYS trumps family values and morality.
I think it takes quite a pair for a sanctimonious, morally superior state like Kansas to pull something like this.