September 29, 2014 11:20 am -


Bergeron’s Restaurant in Port Allen, Louisiana loves firearms. In fact, while many businesses are attempting to keep patrons safe by asking customers to leave their auxiliary penises outside, this restaurant is offering a 10% discount to those who endanger those around them by bringing their trusty boomsticks to protect themselves from the tyranny of spicy food(?).…


D.B. Hirsch
D.B. Hirsch is a political activist, news junkie, and retired ad copy writer and spin doctor. He lives in Brooklyn, New York.

19 responses to Louisiana Restaurant Gives 10% Discount If You Show Your Gun

  1. arc99 September 29th, 2014 at 11:27 am

    Firearms fetishists do live in a fantasy world. People intent on mayhem are not going to be dissuaded. Police officers die in the line of duty every year. Did their assailants think those officers were unarmed? The whole notion of being armed to the teeth making us safer is idiocy of the highest order.

    More guns do not make us safer.

    More guns make it more likely that we will be killed or injured by carelessness, negligence, or some “good guy with a gun” who suddenly snaps.

    Ex-Navy sniper, another military vet killed at Texas gun range

  2. Teddy Simon September 29th, 2014 at 11:39 am

    With the rash of robberies at restaurants lately ,I don’t blame them ,( sarcasm )

  3. edmeyer_able September 29th, 2014 at 11:43 am

    And if you point it at the cashier you can take home all the cash in the register……./s

  4. crc3 September 29th, 2014 at 11:50 am

    Hope this blows up in the owner’s face…literally…

    • Red Eye Robot September 29th, 2014 at 12:14 pm

      It’s odd how Gun Free Zones seem to attract nuts with guns, not the business’ that welcome firearms owners. Maybe they didn’t read your posts

      • edmeyer_able September 29th, 2014 at 12:16 pm

        You must be talkin bout nra hq again.

      • arc99 September 29th, 2014 at 12:20 pm

        apparently you missed the link I posted. here it is again.
        odd how your opinion is contradicted by factual information.

        Ex-Navy sniper, another military vet killed at Texas gun range

        • edmeyer_able September 29th, 2014 at 12:22 pm

          Was just about to post that myself, which was Chad Littlefield a good guy or a bad guy?

          • arc99 September 29th, 2014 at 12:25 pm

            and another more recent example.. last I heard, state police barracks are not gun-free zones either. hard to debate people whose opinions are based on a fact-free alternative reality.


            BLOOMING GROVE, Pa. – The suspect in the killing of a Pennsylvania state police trooper and the critical wounding of another outside a rural barracks in the Poconos is a survivalist who has expressed a desire to kill law enforcement officers and commit mass murder, officials announced Tuesday.

          • CurDog October 13th, 2014 at 2:04 pm

            Chad was a great man and an even better father. They were trying to help a young vet out (something our government falls short on).

      • tiredoftea September 29th, 2014 at 12:22 pm

        It’s more odd that easy told lies keep coming back among the uninformed.

      • edmeyer_able September 29th, 2014 at 12:26 pm

        rer isn’t looking for a debate, he’s actually looking for arguments to battle the nra with.

  5. tiredoftea September 29th, 2014 at 12:24 pm

    “As long as everybody has a gun we’re all the same size,” he explains.”, hopefully.

    • granpa.usthai September 29th, 2014 at 4:12 pm

      sounds to be a bit wishful bragging to me

      – restaurant, food, why not…


  6. rational_thinking_one September 29th, 2014 at 12:24 pm

    The Right White are such a paranoid bunch!

    The odds of dying from obesity-related illness than a random restaurant “robber” are far greater… especially eating that food. But instead of worrying about the ill effects of poor diet, they would rather worry more about the remote chance that a black guy is going to rob them while eating.

    • whatthe46 September 29th, 2014 at 7:23 pm

      please point out the diner with “Paranoid schizophrenia” oops you can’t. so the schizoid has a gun and he knows others have a gun, which one does he think is targeting him. hummm. (this is me… hiding under table)

  7. forpeace September 29th, 2014 at 2:18 pm

    Do they also give 30% Discount if customer shows 3 guns?

  8. forpeace September 29th, 2014 at 2:19 pm

    George Zimmermann is driving so fast to get to Louisiana.

  9. searambler September 29th, 2014 at 5:28 pm

    Would my squirt gun qualify?