October 4, 2014 9:04 pm -

According to Jackson County authorities, a 41-year-old Hurley woman was caught stealing from East Central High School students’ vehicles in Mississippi because she was looking for members of the terrorist group ISIS, according to Gulf Live.

She suspected Islamic State militants were hiding out in students’ cars. Or she was just stealing stuff and came up with a godawful excuse when confronted by police.

[su_center_ad]Lisa Carol Roche told authorities that she was looking for members of the Islamist State of Iraq and Syria.

Roche is charged with commercial burglary of an automobile. According to authorities, she was caught stealing sunglasses and other personal items from vehicles parked at her children’s school.

Seriously, if you were a sneaky ISIS member, the best place to hide out is in a car at a children’s school, while trying to blend in with sunglasses and personal items found in the vehicle.

Roche’s history includes, misdemeanor careless driving, felony embezzlement and felony burglary, according to the Jackson County Sheriff’s Department.

She remained in custody on Friday afternoon, awaiting an initial hearing.

Roche could face up to five years in prison and a $10,000 fine if convicted.[su_csky_ad]

D.B. Hirsch
D.B. Hirsch is a political activist, news junkie, and retired ad copy writer and spin doctor. He lives in Brooklyn, New York.

37 responses to Mississippi Woman Who Burglarized Students’ Cars Says She Was Looking For ISIS Members

  1. eddie1247 October 4th, 2014 at 9:15 pm

    She appears to be suffering from the dreaded disease tattooroni, it is spreading rapidly and will soon envelop her whole face.

    • Tammy Minton Haley October 5th, 2014 at 12:28 am

      i f’ng laughed out loud, eddie!

  2. not_buying_it October 4th, 2014 at 9:22 pm

    Okay Bill O’Reilly, here is your first mercenary.

    • KABoink_after_wingnut_hacker October 5th, 2014 at 9:59 am

      Oh Snap!
      Nailed it.

    • fancypants October 5th, 2014 at 4:40 pm

      don’t bother bill as he once again is trying to resurrect the dead with his new book

  3. tiredoftea October 4th, 2014 at 9:24 pm

    If I were an ISIS infiltrator, I would hide out in tattoo parlors, wouldn’t you?

  4. tracey marie October 4th, 2014 at 9:26 pm

    asses will be asses

  5. Suzanne McFly October 4th, 2014 at 9:41 pm

    I truly doubt she said “Islamist State of Iraq and Syria”, show her a map and ask her to point to the location of Syria or Iraq, she will probably point towards Detroit.

  6. RK Johnston October 4th, 2014 at 9:57 pm

    Oh, I can just see it now…
    Right after the prosecutor, judge, and jury finish their ten-minute belly laugh when this twit presents her case, all that she will have to look forward to is a five-year stretch at the Parchman Penal Farm!
    Oh…and the laughter and catcalls from the guards and other inmates for every single day of those five long years!

    • whatthe46 October 4th, 2014 at 10:19 pm

      i would think that she should serve more than 5 years. this was a crime done by a twice convicted felon on school grounds. i repeat ON SCHOOL GROUNDS! if a person was pulled over within school limits (let-a-lone on the grounds) and found to have pot on him/her, they could get more time than this.
      now consider this… a florida school district is considering extending its dress code to parents who are showing up at drop-off and pick-up in pajamas, curlers and pants that fall below their waists to reveal underwear, according to the Florida Sun Sentinel.
      i’m sorry, but her face concerns me more than hair curlers…

  7. whatthe46 October 4th, 2014 at 10:05 pm

    her face, like a picture, is worth a thousand words… one comes to mind, bat sh’t crazy.

    • Tammy Minton Haley October 5th, 2014 at 12:27 am

      that face…it’s a face, all right…yep…it’s quite the face…

  8. Obewon October 4th, 2014 at 10:31 pm

    She’s the face representing today’s remaining GOP on their website. And here I always thought paper-bag ugly requiring ‘two paper bags for dual redundancy’ was only a joke.

    • Skydog2 October 5th, 2014 at 8:21 am

      GOP? You’re a lying POS but you already knew that.

      • StoneyCurtisll October 5th, 2014 at 8:43 am

        She looks like a typical Mississippian Republican Obama hater to me.

      • Obewon October 5th, 2014 at 3:27 pm

        Falsely projecting your well proven racism & ignorance won’t obfuscate her ‘I was look’n for ISIS members’ paranoid conservative statement that you completely ignored. Skydog2 is “a lying POS.”

        • Skydog2 October 5th, 2014 at 9:28 pm

          She’s an idiot and you’re a racist you lying POS.

          • Obewon October 5th, 2014 at 9:45 pm

            Why do you vote for voter disenfranchising antidemocratic GOP? But you claim to be pro-choice, etc. Perhaps you’re unaware from 2000 to 2014 just 31 people were convicted of impersonating another voter -out of 1B+ votes! Now that’s racist!

  9. uzza October 4th, 2014 at 10:51 pm

    “at HER children’s school.” Oh god those poor kids.

    • Tammy Minton Haley October 5th, 2014 at 12:26 am

      man, i thought my parents were embarrassing!

  10. bobrobertson October 4th, 2014 at 11:00 pm

    Whoever did that to her should be arrested.

    • Tammy Minton Haley October 5th, 2014 at 12:25 am

      right? who’s the tattoo “artist”? there’s a story there…

  11. William October 5th, 2014 at 1:54 am

    Did you fall from heaven? Because your face is pretty f^cked up.

  12. majii October 5th, 2014 at 2:20 am

    When I first looked at her face, I got a case of the heebee jeebies, like things were crawling on my skin, so I had to take another look and noticed that its just her weird tattoos.

    Her tattoos still don’t excuse her for breaking into teens cars and lying about it. She’s a lying thief and she knows it.

    If she was looking for ISIS members in their cars, I was looking for Santa Claus under my bed, and I wasn’t.

  13. rg9rts October 5th, 2014 at 2:53 am


  14. Guy Lauten October 5th, 2014 at 6:12 am

    Meth meth meth, oh and a bit more meth. Dear me.

  15. Mainah October 5th, 2014 at 9:23 am

    She did that to her face, which the ‘artists’ should hang their heads in shame, and then goes to her kids’ school and steals from the student’s cars. Yeah. Her kids will have a social life after this. not.
    And the Mother of the Year Award goes to ….

  16. Denise October 5th, 2014 at 10:28 am

    fox news viewer

    • fancypants October 5th, 2014 at 4:37 pm

      FN producer

  17. burqa October 5th, 2014 at 8:42 pm

    I tried an excuse like that once.
    Didn’t work for me, neither. It went something like this:

    “Honest, officer, I was just walking down the street, minding my own business when I looked down and poof! There it was! A whole bunch of drugs and paraphernalia, right there on the sidewalk where kids could get ahold of them. I was just now on my way to the po-lice station to turn it all in…”