Potato Found Growing Inside A Woman’s Vagina
An unidentified woman sought medical attention after experiencing abdominal pains, according to Colombia Reports.
Medical staff in the central Colombian town of Honda were shocked after discovering a potato growing inside of a 22-year-old woman’s vagina. Because potatoes totally do not belong all up in there.
[su_center_ad]The woman explained that she had been advised by her mother to insert a potato into her vagina as a means of avoiding an unwanted pregnancy.
“My mom told me that if I didn’t want to get pregnant, I should put a potato up there, and I believed her,” she said. .
The potato remained lodged in her vajayjay for around 2 weeks when she began to experience intense pain in her lower abdomen.
According to the paper, the potato had germinated and grown roots inside the lady’s hoo hoo.
The nurse who examined the woman thought it was a practical joke, after finding roots emerging from the young woman´s lady parts.
Until she saw an entire vegetable garden consisting of okra, tomatoes and corn stalks inside of the woman’s nether region.
The root vegetable was removed and surgery was not needed. There should be no lasting physical effects on the young woman.
In the 1990s, sexual education was mandatory in Colombia until parents who were shocked by the content of the classes protested against them and created groups such as the “Red Families” urging other parents to denounce the lessons in which teachers were accused of encouraging homosexuality.
So instead, there was a potato growing inside of a woman’s vagina because of an unnecessary fear of the gay community. And that’s why there should be sex ed classes in the states in order to avoid unwanted pregnancies, as well misinformation.
Remember Rick Santorum’s mega-donor, Foster Friess, who said, “On this contraceptive thing, my Gosh it’s such [sic] inexpensive.” He continued, “You know, back in my days, they used Bayer aspirin for contraception. The gals put it between their knees, and it wasn’t that costly.”
That’s also false. Potatoes go in the crisper. Aspirin belongs in the medicine cabinet.
H/T: @ComgenKDT with thanks. [su_csky_ad]