October 12, 2014 7:18 pm -

Paul Mountain of Lancashire in Britain was found out because of DNA found on a teddy bear.

Police took DNA from inside the teddy bear which matched with the 38-year-old.

Mountain told police he was coming down off amphetamine and felt an ‘overwhelming need’ for sexual relief.

Mountain, of Darwen, Lancashire, pleaded guilty to burglary of a shed near Darwen, with intent to steal.[su_csky_ad]

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10 responses to Burglar Caught After Having Sex With Teddy Bear

  1. Carla Akins October 12th, 2014 at 7:22 pm

    Now I feel the need to go burn the grandkid’s stuffed animals left at my house.

    • whatthe46 October 12th, 2014 at 8:52 pm

      nah… just check for holes. sorry. that was wrong.

  2. Tommy6860 October 12th, 2014 at 7:34 pm

    Well, it appears this dumbass “stuffed it up” O.o (If you don’t get the saying, it is Aussie/Kiwi)

  3. tiredoftea October 12th, 2014 at 11:19 pm

    I’m confused, he goes to rob a shed(!!) and winds up snuggling with a teddy bear and gets caught for burglary? Those wacky British!

  4. Spirit of America October 13th, 2014 at 4:08 am

    Anyone know what made a brit officer pick up a teddy bear and say “get this to the lab and check for dna inside this bear”?
    Just asking…

  5. fahvel October 13th, 2014 at 4:38 am

    send him to texas.

  6. Bunya October 13th, 2014 at 3:04 pm

    For his own protection, he should’ve used a condom. One can never be too careful. Folks just don’t know what kinds of diseases these teddy bears are harboring .