Burglar Caught After Having Sex With Teddy Bear
Paul Mountain of Lancashire in Britain was found out because of DNA found on a teddy bear.
Police took DNA from inside the teddy bear which matched with the 38-year-old.
Mountain told police he was coming down off amphetamine and felt an ‘overwhelming need’ for sexual relief.
Mountain, of Darwen, Lancashire, pleaded guilty to burglary of a shed near Darwen, with intent to steal.[su_csky_ad]
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Carla Akins October 12th, 2014 at 7:22 pm
Now I feel the need to go burn the grandkid’s stuffed animals left at my house.
whatthe46 October 12th, 2014 at 8:52 pm
nah… just check for holes. sorry. that was wrong.
Carla Akins October 13th, 2014 at 4:27 am
*snicker.
Tommy6860 October 12th, 2014 at 7:34 pm
Well, it appears this dumbass “stuffed it up” O.o (If you don’t get the saying, it is Aussie/Kiwi)
tiredoftea October 12th, 2014 at 11:19 pm
I’m confused, he goes to rob a shed(!!) and winds up snuggling with a teddy bear and gets caught for burglary? Those wacky British!
Spirit of America October 13th, 2014 at 4:08 am
Anyone know what made a brit officer pick up a teddy bear and say “get this to the lab and check for dna inside this bear”?
Just asking…
Mephistophiles October 13th, 2014 at 8:29 am
…maybe something like this?
Spirit of America October 13th, 2014 at 10:00 am
lol
fahvel October 13th, 2014 at 4:38 am
send him to texas.
Bunya October 13th, 2014 at 3:04 pm
For his own protection, he should’ve used a condom. One can never be too careful. Folks just don’t know what kinds of diseases these teddy bears are harboring .