October 13, 2014 11:57 am -

California towns are being terrorized by clowns.


San Joaquin Valley has been home to a number of clown sightings recently, and the small town of Wasco has seemingly been the epicenter with multiple sightings since the beginning of this month.

“I just seen him about three times already,” said Wasco resident Anthony Garza. “But yeah—he’s creepy.”

The clown terrorizing Wasco has reportedly taken to Instagram and Twitter to document where he’s at and what he’s doing, and it’s got some residents following his trail…

“We’ve had multiple of these clown sightings all over town,” said Bakersfield police Lt. Jason Matson. “He was gone by the time we arrived.”

Officers in that same town say they arrested a teenager last week who admitted to dressing up as a clown and chasing down little children.  [su_csky_ad]

D.B. Hirsch
D.B. Hirsch is a political activist, news junkie, and retired ad copy writer and spin doctor. He lives in Brooklyn, New York.

18 responses to California Towns Being Terrorized By Clowns

  1. eddie1247 October 13th, 2014 at 12:00 pm

    This is nothing new, Washington DC is terrorized by clowns on a daily basis.

  2. rg9rts October 13th, 2014 at 12:06 pm

    The RNC is scouting for a convention site

  3. Pilotshark October 13th, 2014 at 12:17 pm

    Hey Beohner we found where the republican clown car went!

  4. tiredoftea October 13th, 2014 at 12:21 pm

    You’re laughing now, just wait until they come to your town!

  5. Dwendt44 October 13th, 2014 at 12:23 pm

    Relax, it’s just the tea Party.

    • StoneyCurtisll October 13th, 2014 at 3:00 pm

      Thats even more scary than clowns~!

  6. R.J. Carter October 13th, 2014 at 12:28 pm

    Nancy Pelosi is back from Washington?

    • dave-dr-gonzo October 13th, 2014 at 12:42 pm

      and here i thought it was Phyllis Schlafly with a better dye job…

      • Bunya October 13th, 2014 at 1:52 pm

        I thought this was Donald Rumsfeld in his new job.

    • Chinese Democracy October 13th, 2014 at 2:29 pm

      and the answer is…

      • Pilotshark October 13th, 2014 at 3:52 pm

        It`s the lipstick hockey mom pit bull mama grizzle leader of the pack homey clown of the far right.

  7. Chinese Democracy October 13th, 2014 at 2:28 pm

    Looks like its a stunt promoting American Horror Story.. Freak Show

    • whatthe46 October 13th, 2014 at 8:42 pm

      that was my first thought. and i would be scared too. have you seen that damn clown?

      • Chinese Democracy October 13th, 2014 at 9:50 pm

        yes lol .. my fave season was Asylum until this year

  8. StoneyCurtisll October 13th, 2014 at 2:59 pm

    California Towns Being Terrorized By Clowns..
    The republican clown car rolls into town..

  9. Denise October 13th, 2014 at 5:52 pm

    sarah palin finally has a job that she was born to do

  10. CHOCOL8MILK October 13th, 2014 at 9:46 pm

    Granted, clowns are creepy. However, if they aren’t breaking laws, let them be. Its a shame the real clowns aren’t being arrested.

  11. fancypants October 14th, 2014 at 11:12 pm

    after being interviewed ? one of the wasco clowns apologizes for scaring people