Lewd Act With Stuffed Animal In Walmart
Sean Johnson, 19, pleasured himself with a stuffed to horse in a Florida Walmart.
While Johnson fled the store before he could be apprehended by Walmart security, he was subsequently arrested by Brooksville Police Department officers.
Johnson–who reportedly confessed to police–was charged with indecent exposure and criminal mischief and booked into the Hernando County jail. He was released from custody at 9:45 tonight after posting $1500 bond.
The Walmart merchandise that came into contact with the reshelved stuffed animal was deemed contaminated and not suitable for sale.[su_csky_ad]
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Larry Schmitt October 15th, 2014 at 11:18 am
He seems to be all hot and sweaty. Guess sex is hard work, even with an inanimate object.
R.J. Carter October 15th, 2014 at 11:19 am
Someone watched “Equus” recently…
M D Reese October 15th, 2014 at 11:47 am
Huh! And nobody shot him?
Suzanne McFly October 15th, 2014 at 12:13 pm
The fact that he is white might be the reason.
M D Reese October 15th, 2014 at 4:01 pm
My thought as well.
tiredoftea October 15th, 2014 at 1:24 pm
Well, it was a sticky situation.
Suzanne McFly October 15th, 2014 at 12:12 pm
Anyone else seeing a patern? You never hear about weird occurrences in Target.
Boehner-Monkey October 15th, 2014 at 1:10 pm
~~Baseball, Tea Party, Wal-Mart, Satan, Apple Pie and Chevrolet~~
eyelashviper October 15th, 2014 at 1:24 pm
It’s a real special place for sure, a magnet for people-you-would-prefer-to-avoid..
http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/
phoebequeen October 15th, 2014 at 2:53 pm
I always think this site is the reason why the aliens have decided not to make contact with us. That, and the current gop clown car.
eyelashviper October 15th, 2014 at 3:29 pm
Aliens probably have a hazard warning sign out in space, pointing to earth…
William October 15th, 2014 at 12:21 pm
On the bright side, he’s not reproducing.
BillTheCat45 October 15th, 2014 at 12:44 pm
Let me guess: It was a Brony. Q’uell surprise.
Look them up if you dare 😛
Boehner-Monkey October 15th, 2014 at 1:09 pm
Fluffy? Fluffy? Has anyone seen my Fluffy?
eyelashviper October 15th, 2014 at 1:22 pm
Well, see what happens when the State Legislature outlaws sex with real animals….
http://blogs.findlaw.com/blotter/2011/05/florida-passes-anti-bestiality-law.html
Ah Floriduh, my home, land of institutionalized insanity.
tiredoftea October 15th, 2014 at 1:25 pm
Anyone notice the resemblance to Teddy the NRA hero?
StoneyCurtisll October 15th, 2014 at 2:28 pm
“The Walmart merchandise that came into contact with the reshelved
stuffed animal was deemed contaminated and not suitable for sale”.
I would hope so~!
Bunya October 15th, 2014 at 2:40 pm
He didn’t even have the decency to buy the stuffed horse before he “serviced” her. Talk about cheap!
phoebequeen October 15th, 2014 at 2:51 pm
Ugh. Reshelved? He should have just spent the $1500 bond at a carnival trying to win a giant bear. Could’ve taken it home with him too. Had a nice dinner, a little tv, then some bam chicka bam bam.
mmaynard119 October 16th, 2014 at 10:34 am
Son, emulating the Palin family is no way to go through life………..
Denise October 18th, 2014 at 9:36 am
you mean he wasn’t shot dead? ooh, wait, he’s white, he lives. imagine that.