Washington Man Says He’s Had Sex With More Than 600 Cars
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Edward Smith, of Yelm, Washington, who first became interested in cars when he was 14, went on to sleep with over 700 models, ITV’s “This Morning” reports.
“I began an interest in the beauty of cars when I was turning just 15 years of age. It woke something up inside me,” the 63-year-old told hosts Philip Schofield and Amanda Holden…
Smith is a mechaphile, a person who is sexually attracted to machines, and he admitted to shagging with Mustangs, luxury Jaguars and even a helicopter.
Smith says he basically just unzips but keeps his clothes on.
Smith says he is now monogamous.
…Edward has left his days of promiscuity behind for now and revealed that he has settled down with his current flame, a white Volkswagen Beetle called Vanilla, because she holds a special place in his heart, Metro notes.
He has had actual human girlfriends in the past, but says that nothing compares to his cars.
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Boehner-Monkey October 15th, 2014 at 12:26 pm
Did you see the trunk on that Datsun?
Bunya October 15th, 2014 at 2:21 pm
I’m more of a headlights kind of guy.
BillTheCat45 October 15th, 2014 at 12:46 pm
I’ll be the first, I guess, to guess that he has Auto-Erotic impulses. /rimshot
StoneyCurtisll October 15th, 2014 at 1:49 pm
I dont want to know any of the details.
phoebequeen October 15th, 2014 at 2:44 pm
Damn, not a Jaguar.
forpeace October 15th, 2014 at 3:19 pm
Hello there my good friend phoebequeen.
So wonderful to see you here. 😉
phoebequeen October 15th, 2014 at 8:52 pm
Hey missy! I heard you were here. First time for me. Glad to see you too!
forpeace October 15th, 2014 at 3:18 pm
Oh wow ……. there are so many nuts out there!
He had sex with more than 600 cars.
Any children?
I would like to see how do they look like.
CHOCOL8MILK October 16th, 2014 at 5:14 am
This guy and Brian Robinson (the guy who claimed to have dated 500 women he met on the subway) should meet. They both have strengths to share with one another: car guy can teach Brian about 2nd and 3rd base, and Brian can teach car guy how to talk to the women (at least at a casual 1st date conversation level). It’s a win win situation for both.