October 18, 2014 11:12 am -

The Russian version of Facebook, VKontakte, is holding a beauty pageant that make Miss America look progressive.

…young women compete for the ‘Miss Ostland 2014‘ crown by posting sexy Nazi selfies to the “Adolf Hitler” fan page, Vocativ is reporting. Reichskommissariat Ostland is the 1941 Baltic territory Nazi occupation under which over 1 million Jews were killed. Thinking about submitting your best anti-Semantic duckface? Probably don’t bother reciting anything about “world peace.” …

There are some funky pro-genocide prizes involved too. First place wins an Etsyish rope necklace by “Magic Workshop” featuring bird charms and the Nazi’s favorite rune, second gets a vintage Third Reich swastika pendant just screaming to be pinned on your thrifted flannel button-down, third a calendar from the TV show Vikings (why not,) and fourth a custom swastika patch.[su_csky_ad]



D.B. Hirsch
D.B. Hirsch is a political activist, news junkie, and retired ad copy writer and spin doctor. He lives in Brooklyn, New York.

7 responses to The Miss Hitler 2014 Beauty Pageant

  1. Anomaly 100 October 18th, 2014 at 11:21 am

    It’s pretty creepy.

  2. Carla Akins October 18th, 2014 at 11:30 am

    Uh, what?

  3. StoneyCurtisll October 19th, 2014 at 12:09 am

  4. fancypants October 19th, 2014 at 12:46 am

    musicians that stoke the fire on this bullsh*t 🙁

  5. bpollen October 20th, 2014 at 3:08 am

    Maybe I don’t understand the criteria, but the contestants don’t look like Hitler at ALL!!!!