James O’Keefe And His Porn Mustache Busted By Democrats For Attempted Voter Fraud

[su_right_ad]Sad ACORN-slayer and Dildo Boat Captain James O’Keefe is baaaack! This time, he tried to run his game on some Democrats in Colorado, and according to Mother Jones, got busted bad. O’Keefe’s schtick is familiar by now: get a hidden camera, contrive a situation, fail, edit, declare victory, repeat. Sometimes, you try to strand a married woman with you on a boat full of dildos until she sobs, too. This time around, O’Keefe’s caper brought him to Co;orado in the clever guise of 70s porn Professor Haywood Jablowmee. From O’Keefe’s Twitter feed:

Only time for 2-3 more election investigations. I went in Disguised as 45yo, this time people may lose their jobs pic.twitter.com/ihuTjpierm

— James O’Keefe (@JamesOKeefeIII) October 20, 2014

I’m not sure how you disguise yourself as a “45yo,” unless O’keefe carried his Sebring convertible everywhere with him, or conspicuously kept dropping his Axiron applicator, but whatever he did, it didn’t fool his targets at a Democratic field office in Colorado. From David Corn:

Last Tuesday, a man who appeared to be in his 20s showed up at a Democratic field office in Boulder wanting to volunteer to help elect Udall and Rep. Jared Polis (D-Colo.), according to a Democratic staffer who met with him and asked not to be identified. The man introduced himself as “Nick Davis,” and he said he was a University of Colorado-Boulder student and LGBT activist involved with a student group called Rocky Mountain Vote Pride. Davis mentioned polls showing the race between Udall and Gardner was tight, and he asked the staffer if he should fill out and mail in ballots for other college students who had moved away but still received mail on campus. The Democratic staffer says he told Davis that doing this would be voter fraud and that he should not do it.

That Davis guy returned three days later “accompanied by a man wearing heavy makeup and a mustache,” whom Corn says was later identified as O’Keefe’s Twitpiced secret identity. Corn goes on to describe several other instances of likely O’Keefe operatives trying to commit voter fraud, and being thwarted by Democratic or progressive operatives. The entire point of O’Keefe’s venture, as with so many of them, is to try and gin up support for racist voter I.D. laws, but it seems like the only law we really need is one that makes you prove you’re not James O’Keefe. He’s the only one we know for sure is trying to commit voter fraud. As O’Keefe is fond of saying…READ MORE

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D.B. Hirsch

D.B. Hirsch is a political activist, news junkie, and retired ad copy writer and spin doctor. He lives in Brooklyn, New York.