October 22, 2014 10:16 pm -

[su_right_ad]After an Australian tourist took a woman back to his hotel room, she snatched his $25,000 Rolex and hid it in her vagina.

Brenton Price met Shacarye Tims, 25, at a bar and took her back to his room at the Holiday Inn on West 26th Street around 4:30 a.m. Sunday, where she started massaging him, he told police.

As the pair got cozy, Tims complained to Price that his Rolex was scratching her,cops said.

He took it off and placed it on the nightstand. Ten minutes later he noticed his watch was gone and asked where it was, cops said.

“Maybe it fell behind the nightstand,” Tims replied.

After searching the hotel room, he went after Tims who was in the lobby, a criminal court complaint states.

She punched him several times in the face as she tried to flee the hotel, the complaint states.

Finally she owned up and pulled the Rolex out of her underwear, the complaint states.[su_csky_ad]

D.B. Hirsch
D.B. Hirsch is a political activist, news junkie, and retired ad copy writer and spin doctor. He lives in Brooklyn, New York.

21 responses to Woman Steals Rolex From New York Tourist, Hides It In Her Vagina

  1. Dan October 22nd, 2014 at 10:19 pm

    Fish watch!

  2. juepucta October 22nd, 2014 at 10:20 pm

    happy clam vs oyster perpetual deathmatch!

  3. fancypants October 22nd, 2014 at 10:36 pm

    just a warning to all of you young policemen out there You might have to go in and search for the evidence

  4. whatthe46 October 22nd, 2014 at 10:46 pm

    3 questions. 1. did he want it back? 2. who handled the evidence? 3. did they handle it, with or without gloves? yuck in any case.

  5. KB723 October 22nd, 2014 at 10:53 pm

    Hmmm, a mobile glove box, my how we have grown…..

  6. tiredoftea October 22nd, 2014 at 11:06 pm

    Wow! That gives new meaning to “Takes a licking and keeps on ticking”!!

    • whatthe46 October 22nd, 2014 at 11:08 pm

      lol. i was trying to figure out how to use the “licking” line. good one.

      • tiredoftea October 22nd, 2014 at 11:10 pm

        You kinda have to be old enough to know who John Cameron Swayze was!

        • whatthe46 October 23rd, 2014 at 12:31 am

          oh i remember the commercial and the saying, i just was trying to think of another way to use it, but you said: “That gives new meaning to…” that was good. lol

        • rg9rts October 23rd, 2014 at 7:48 am

          Remember the Volvo ad with poor John??? LOL

  7. William October 22nd, 2014 at 11:50 pm

    It’s happened before.

  8. Tommy6860 October 23rd, 2014 at 12:15 am

    So what happens when it’s her “time of the month”?

  9. Boehner-Monkey October 23rd, 2014 at 1:18 am

    Women of New York, Frost Yourselves!

  10. rg9rts October 23rd, 2014 at 7:47 am

    Takes a lickin..and keeps on tickin

  11. androgyne anode October 23rd, 2014 at 11:12 am

    I regularly stash things in there I don’t want to lose. My car keys, my reading glasses, lip gloss.

    What’s the big deal?


    • R.J. Carter October 23rd, 2014 at 11:30 am

      I wish I had a comfy bio-pocket to keep things in.

      • androgyne anode October 23rd, 2014 at 12:16 pm

        I was talking about hers. Do you seriously think I’d use my own?


        • starskeptic October 24th, 2014 at 2:07 pm

          Good thinking – save your own for the big-ticket items.

  12. ChrisVosburg October 23rd, 2014 at 1:58 pm

    From the linked article: An Australian tourist’s massage took a less-than-relaxing turn after the woman giving him a rub-down stuffed his expensive watch in her panties and bolted, police sources said.

    Again, that’s panties, not vagina.

    In related news, experts confirm that you can’t make a baby by screwing your girlfriend’s underwear.

  13. Denise October 24th, 2014 at 9:51 am

    I guess her biological clock is ticking! lol

  14. starskeptic October 24th, 2014 at 2:02 pm

    Underwear/Vagina – it’s kinda all legalistically the same: off limits unless of a hetero-marriagerial variety.