Bristol Palin Denies Drunken Brawl Even After Audio Evidence Was Released
Quit picking on Bristol Palin, says Bristol Palin. The half-term Governor of Alaska’s daughter has had it with all of you. Despite the police reports and the audio, Bristol denies any responsibility for her family being involved in a drunken brawl in a post titled, “The Truth about the “Palin Brawl” – The Media Reveals Its Bias Against Conservative Women Once Again.”
[su_center_ad]The timing of her post follows the release of audio of the night in question, but Bristol says, ” I’ve finally decided to comment about the situation. Instead of listening to all the people who weren’t there — people who claim they heard this from their cousin/brother/sister-in-law/step-daughter/long lost little brother – let me tell you what actually happened.”
Do tell.
Our friend got knocked out from a cheap shot from behind. (His injury resulted in ten stitches, so it was really low.)
Why would anyone do this? Well, here’s a hint. The guy was on social media during this incident, tweeting, “about to get famous.”
When Willow saw all this happening she looked at the guy’s mom and said “get ahold of your son.”
But apparently the apple didn’t fall too far from the tree, because his mom pushed Willow. A grown woman pushed my little sister.By this point, I’d already gotten into the car. But when Willow ran to me crying, telling me that some lady had pushed her down, I got out of the car to go talk to her. Any big sister would do this.
Next to God, family is the most important thing to me. In fact, that day, we’d had a surprise party for my dad. We all secretly gathered in garage and yelled “surprise!” when he walked in. The real surprise was that we’d gotten him a truck too.
She must be referring to Dionysus, the God of Wine.
I’m still trying to work out how the Palins ended up at this party.
After I got out of the car, I didn’t get far. I never even got to talk to his mom, because a guy in his late thirties or early forties got in my face. He was towering over me – probably at 6 foot something and over 200 pounds. He puffed his chest out and started yelling.
“You c-nt!” he looked right in my eyes and said. “Get the f-ck out of here, you slut!”
I was alarmed that things had gotten so bad so fast. But it got even worse when this guy started pushing me. He had his hands on me, pushing me down. That’s when I swung and hit his face.
Some would say I should’ve never retaliated in defense against him, but certainly he should never have pushed a girl. It didn’t phase him. He pushed me down to the ground and kept me there.
It was scary and awful. He held me down until someone got me out of the situation.
That’s it – that’s the story.
Her fingernails were still intact.
I didn’t “swing and hit him seven times with a strong right hook” as so many so-called news stories have reported. After this incident, I still had a perfect manicure on all ten of my nails. Plus – I’m left handed. I wouldn’t even begin to know how to begin “swinging” at someone.
She’s stayed out of the public (except for all those times she didn’t) and she’s a “middle class American.”
This is what I don’t understand. I have mostly stayed out of the public eye for the past few years. I clock in and out of work – yes I actually have a job – like most middle class Americans and chip away at making my son’s life just a little bit easier. So why does the media still choose to put the Palins into an entirely different category of people? This “story” is still running over a month and a half later. Rumors still run wild, unsubstantiated claims are printed as true, and random people who weren’t even there are considered “eye witnesses.”
If by random people, she’s referring to Korey Klingenmeyer, the host of the party, then she’s got a point. Other actual eyewitnesses have stepped forward.
Joe Biden’s son did cocaine. “Look over here, it’s my other hand!”
In the meantime, did you even hear about Vice President Joe Biden’s adult son who kicked out of the Navy for cocaine? (That’s the real Vice President’s kid…) So pause for a moment and consider the hysteria over our stupid “incident”, compared to our actual Vice President’s son not even being able to hold on to a position in the Navy Reserve.
And a third hand!
I’m sure you heard the happy news that Chelsea Clinton had a baby. But did you know her father-in-law and Clinton family pal Edward Mezvinsky is a convicted felon because of committing bank, wire, and mail fraud?
Of course, you didn’t. Because the friends and family of the revered liberal elite are treated like delicate China. Don’t handle too roughly. They are precious. They are off limits. Don’t push on them too hard.
Stop picking on Bristol:
In the meantime, I was pushed and held down by some guy… and the media salivates like a dog that’s just been given a bone.
Here’s the thing. Violence against women is never okay… Even if that violence occurs against conservative women. Imagine for a second the outrage that would happen if Chelsea Clinton had gotten pushed by some guy. Had she tried to defend herself, the liberal media would’ve held her up as some feminist hero.
But it wasn’t Chelsea.
It wasn’t Hillary.
It wasn’t someone they liked or someone they agreed with.
It was a conservative.
And once again, the hypocrisy of the media is laid bare.
Oh for heaven’s sake. Own up to it and move on. Pick yourself up by your bootstraps and take responsibility for your actions, which were all caught on audio.
The lamestream media isn’t picking on her. We’re mocking the hell out of her pro-family, pro-God platform, which is all based on a big fat lie.
In contrast,Joe Biden’s son did cocaine and said, “(It was) the honor of my life to serve in the U.S. Navy, and I deeply regret and am embarrassed that my actions led to my administrative discharge.”
“I respect the Navy’s decision.”
“With the love and support of my family, I’m moving forward.”
He owned it. He didn’t blame the media, or specifically the right wing media. It happened. He’s moving forward while shouldering the blame for his own actions. Big difference.
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NW10 October 23rd, 2014 at 11:09 am
Again, thank you John McCain, for nearly allowing this white trash family into the White House, you ignorant old man!
rg9rts October 23rd, 2014 at 12:01 pm
I have a slew of other adjectives for him too
mea_mark October 23rd, 2014 at 11:11 am
Some people are just too stupid, to know they’re stupid.
Billy Jackson October 23rd, 2014 at 11:17 am
Why not? These idiots deny every goddamn thing else.
arc99 October 23rd, 2014 at 11:19 am
Whiney, hypocritical self-centered ideologue who behaves as if the law does not apply to them.
e.g. typical right winger.
Palin the Younger needs to get some semblance of a clue.
Edward Mezvinsky was not a publicity hound with social media blogs and autobiographies injecting himself into the public arena. You and your family on the other hand have ignored no opportunity to parade yourselves in front of the public and earn a few bucks while doing so.
That is the bargain you have made. You have pursued fame and fortune in the media. You have made yourself a public person in order to make money. Fair enough. It is the essence of the free market. More power to you.
However it is also the essence of the free market as well as being fair, that the same media which enriches you also reports everything about you whether good or bad. If you cannot take the heat, get out of the kitchen, stop cashing those checks from your publisher, sit down and STFU.
Obewon October 23rd, 2014 at 11:26 am
I didn’t “swing and hit him seven times with a strong right hook”-It was “at least 6” or 8 times eyewitnesses say Bristol hit the party hosts chin! Not 7.
Mephistophiles October 23rd, 2014 at 11:56 am
Denial in the face of evidence is all a Republican/Teatard/Creationist knows. This is expected behaviour.
rg9rts October 23rd, 2014 at 12:01 pm
Lies just like her mother or its an alcoholic blackout
Teddy Simon October 23rd, 2014 at 12:21 pm
She needs to learn she can’t do like her mom and lie her way through life
tiredoftea October 23rd, 2014 at 12:57 pm
She’s won’t learn that from her mom.
tracey marie October 23rd, 2014 at 12:26 pm
more whining, lying and deflecting from the uneducated palin brat
Shades October 23rd, 2014 at 12:36 pm
And if you buy that story, I’ve got a bridge in Brooklyn.
tiredoftea October 23rd, 2014 at 12:56 pm
They have half a bridge in Alaska! Full price for it, though.
Linda1961 October 23rd, 2014 at 12:42 pm
It’s an oldie, but fits right in with Bristol’s rant – “want some cheese with that whine?”
eyelashviper October 23rd, 2014 at 12:49 pm
Nice to see that the younger generation of Palin’s are upholding those fine family values, and doubling down on tackiness, sleaze, whining, blaming, and demonstrating sheer stupidity whenever they open their mouths.
tiredoftea October 23rd, 2014 at 12:58 pm
So, this is what a permanently self induced hallucinatory episode looks like.
ChrisVosburg October 23rd, 2014 at 1:40 pm
My God, it’s like she’s trying to be the most awful person she can be. Good job raisin’ up yer kids, Todd ‘n Sarah!
Nell Scovell, writing for Jezebel, in a show of compassion for the tribulations of poor Bristol, compared them to those of another young lady in the news of late, and the result is both funny and sad– pretty much what you’d expect. An example:
AWARDS:
Bristol Palin: Came in third on Dancing With the Stars.
Malala Yousafzai: 2014 Nobel Peace Prize (youngest laureate ever).
cecilia October 23rd, 2014 at 2:02 pm
OUCH!
the only comparison is that Bristol ACTS as if she’s been shot in the head
cecilia October 23rd, 2014 at 2:00 pm
“The Media Reveals Its Bias Against Conservative Women Once Again”
I don’t know about “the media”, but I personally have a negative bias against idiots.
silly, I know.
Strangely enough you will NEVER see a news item where I have been involved in a brawl. Just not trashy enough, I guess.
KB723 October 23rd, 2014 at 2:31 pm
Good job Sarah, teach them to Lie, Cheat and Steal at an early age, does she ‘Goosestep’ as well???
whatthe46 October 23rd, 2014 at 3:32 pm
“Plus – I’m left handed. I wouldn’t even begin to know how to begin “swinging” at someone.” that, among all the other b.s. she said, is super stupid.
Boehner-Monkey October 23rd, 2014 at 4:45 pm
Based on these audio recordings I have to ask, do the Palins belong to the Church of the “F” Word or something? It seems to be a family-wide thing.
William October 23rd, 2014 at 4:49 pm
What a great reality series this would make.
idesign2 October 23rd, 2014 at 5:39 pm
Poor Alan is delusional as usual..:)
I wonder where the media was regarding Biden’s coked up daughter. I didn’t see it on CNN or any other media outlet. Alan’s hypocrisy is quite typical amoung the media eliets.
ChrisVosburg October 24th, 2014 at 12:06 am
I wonder where the media was regarding Biden’s coked up daughter.
Duly reported, what, five years ago, moron, that a woman was attempting to sell to media a vid of a woman who looked roughly like Ashley Biden snorting coke.
Nobody bought it, and again, you are a moron. If you have $400, 000, this tape can be yours, sucker, bridge included at no extra charge.
God what an idiot.
Obewon October 24th, 2014 at 12:18 am
Leave no snowbilly behind. What a catch! Bristol’s abstinence only seems to be a S & M fightclub endeavor. America’s drunkest family values. Ride the Beauty! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQ_k_VG6Syc
ChrisVosburg October 24th, 2014 at 12:20 am
A One In A Million Girl!
Anomaly 100 October 24th, 2014 at 8:04 am
FTA:
“In contrast,Joe Biden’s son did cocaine and said, “(It was) the honor of my life to serve in the U.S. Navy, and I deeply regret and am embarrassed that my actions led to my administrative discharge.”
“I respect the Navy’s decision.”
“With the love and support of my family, I’m moving forward.”
He owned it. He didn’t blame the media, or specifically the right wing media. It happened. He’s moving forward while shouldering the blame for his own actions. Big difference.”
Reading is hard.
ChrisVosburg October 23rd, 2014 at 11:52 pm
Bristol reminds us: I have mostly stayed out of the public eye for the past few years
In the biggest dumbass stretch hummer limo on the planet. See, most of us would consider that ostentation, an attempt to attract notice.
raincheck October 24th, 2014 at 7:15 am
Maybe they were there because they heard there was going to be some “punkin chunkin” going on……. EEEEEEEHAAAAAW
608tlm October 24th, 2014 at 11:19 am
I’m disappointed. No mention of how her $300 sunglasses fared.