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October 23, 2014 10:06 am - NewsBehavingBadly.com

Audio has surfaced of yet another Palin describing what happened during the Thrilla in Wasilla.

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Track first explains how his family got into their scrape in the first place. “Alright this is my old man,” Track tells police. “It’s his birthday, okay. So we’re at this party in Wasilla. Dude, surprise him with a new truck, new trailer, new wrap on the trailer. Everything was fucking kosher.”

At some point, men at the party at family friend Korey Klingenmeyer’s house allegedly badmouthed the Palin daughters, leading to father Todd and son Track punching their friend Steve. “He’s like a little pussy you know what I’m saying?” Track told the officer. “Like he’s not gonna fight nobody. Most innocent, basically a gay guy, but he’s not.”

More men then apparently became involved. Track took his shirt off.

“I just bought this brand new shirt, so I took it off. I don’t want to rip it,” Track tells the officer. “Let’s fucking fight. Four guys came on me, I hit one. One picked me up, tackled me, I hit one.”…

“If it was one-on-one, I’d beat the shit out of them,” he said. “One-on-one, like I’ll beat their ass. I’m not trying to be gay or nothing. But they’re four guys, man, like come on. I’ve done jujitsu my whole life, wrestled forever. Like let’s fucking roll.”

And when the officer of apparently saintly patience asks Track to describe the men he fought, he simply explained, “They’re all like little bitches.”

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D.B. Hirsch
D.B. Hirsch is a political activist, news junkie, and retired ad copy writer and spin doctor. He lives in Brooklyn, New York.

24 responses to Track Palin’s Drunken Police Interview

  1. NW10 October 23rd, 2014 at 10:12 am

    Thank you John McCain, for nearly forcing this white trash into the White House, you ignorant old man!

  2. Obewon October 23rd, 2014 at 10:16 am

    This could be America;s first family thinking their WH address is “1400 Pennsylvania Avenue!”

  3. Pilotshark October 23rd, 2014 at 10:23 am

    “I’m not trying to be gay or nothing. But they’re four guys, man, like come on.”

    “They’re all like little bitches.”

    now excuse me while i hide behind Bristol as she took on the biggest guy there. i would have but i had a new shirt.

  4. Spirit of America October 23rd, 2014 at 10:30 am

    I only came to this article because I saw this in the blurb…
    “…during the Thrilla in Wasilla.”
    lol, you’re showing your age Alan… 🙂

    • rg9rts October 23rd, 2014 at 1:42 pm

      But you understood it

      • Carla Akins October 23rd, 2014 at 3:08 pm

        Hush, I got it too. 😉

        • rg9rts October 23rd, 2014 at 6:25 pm

          Is that anything like the whole magilla??

      • Spirit of America October 23rd, 2014 at 3:56 pm

        lol, oh yea.
        Oh hey, wait… I got it because my great-grandfather read the article to me, yea, that’s what happened, then he explained the reference, yea, maybe that’s what happened!!

  5. William October 23rd, 2014 at 10:33 am

    Man did we dodge a bullet. Imagine the unimaginable. McCain elected, unable to complete his term. Palin appoints her secretary of state. It’s like a twilight zone episode.

    • rg9rts October 23rd, 2014 at 1:42 pm

      Damn dumb and dumbest

      • Candide Thirtythree October 24th, 2014 at 12:40 am

        Which one’s which?

        • rg9rts October 24th, 2014 at 2:55 am

          eenie meanie……

  6. Anomaly 100 October 23rd, 2014 at 10:42 am

    F-bombs for GOP Jesus!

  7. tracey marie October 23rd, 2014 at 12:33 pm

    Like NW said

    Thanks McCain for almost letting this white trash family into the White house.

    • rg9rts October 23rd, 2014 at 1:41 pm

      That would have been his insurance policy that no one would take a shot at him with her a heartbeat away from the trigger

  8. tiredoftea October 23rd, 2014 at 1:27 pm

    Oh joy! Isn’t there a herpes virus that can’t be killed by drugs? It should be renamed after this bunch.

  9. rg9rts October 23rd, 2014 at 1:40 pm

    Just heard the asswipe trying to spell his name….stick to the alphabet pal

  10. cecilia October 23rd, 2014 at 1:50 pm

    “…..I’m not trying to be gay or nothing….”

    wow, genius comment from the idiot of a genius family……

    • ChrisVosburg October 23rd, 2014 at 2:25 pm

      Not trying to be gay or nothin, but couldn’t wait to get his shirt off and rassle with a bunch of other guys.

      Ever notice how Steroid abuse tends to broaden the face (see above photo of Track), making the guy taking them look like Curly Howard of the Three Stooges? Just sayin’.

      • cecilia October 23rd, 2014 at 6:05 pm

        hey, Curly looks handsome compared to that brain dead Track fella

        nuk nuk nuk!

      • PaulOnBooks October 26th, 2014 at 7:20 am

        ” Four guys came on me”

        A very disturbing image.

  11. JimNauseam October 23rd, 2014 at 2:27 pm

    Track Palin? Wasn’t he the guy who vandalized a school bus, robbed a liquor store and was subsequently forced into military service to avoid prison? He’s a classy guy.

  12. annaaurora October 23rd, 2014 at 2:52 pm

    Listen to Sarah in the back, jesus crap……….

  13. OldLefty October 23rd, 2014 at 6:30 pm

    Imagine THIS going on in the driveway of Number One Observatory Circle at the U.S. Naval Observatory.