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October 23, 2014 8:47 am - NewsBehavingBadly.com

[su_right_ad]Cornelius Jefferson, 23, of Monroe, GA, choked a woman he met online when he didn’t think she matched her online description.

Jefferson…moved to Kentucky to be with the unidentified woman, according to Laurel County Sheriff’s spokesman Gilbert Acciardo Jr.

However, Jefferson allegedly assaulted the woman around 4:20 Tuesday morning,WSBTV.com reports.

Police say Jefferson and the woman had been arguing because he didn’t think the woman was like she described on the Internet, according to MyFox Atlanta.

“The argument was allegedly because the male subject didn’t think she was like she was on the Internet,” the sheriff’s department posted on its Facebook page. “He allegedly choked her with both hands around the neck and threw food on her and left the scene on foot with two suitcases.”

Jefferson was found walking nearby and deputies arrested him, police say. He was charged with fourth-degree assault in this domestic violence case and is being held in the Laurel County detention facility.[su_csky_ad]

D.B. Hirsch
D.B. Hirsch is a political activist, news junkie, and retired ad copy writer and spin doctor. He lives in Brooklyn, New York.

27 responses to Woman Assaulted By Man When She Didn’t Live Up To Online Dating Profile

  1. R.J. Carter October 23rd, 2014 at 9:12 am

    If I showed up looking like a two-dimensional cartoon character, thus living up exactly to my profile, that would freak people out even more.

    Not that it’s a dating profile or anything. (Married. Happily. Honest, honey.)

    • Anomaly 100 October 23rd, 2014 at 9:15 am

      I look very similar IRL. Here, I just took s selfie:

      • R.J. Carter October 23rd, 2014 at 9:26 am

        Well, I don’t need that coffee now…

        • Anomaly 100 October 23rd, 2014 at 9:35 am

          I’m sexay and I know it!

      • Suzanne McFly October 23rd, 2014 at 9:53 am

        I am not a red meat eater, but you need a burger anomaly. Lol

        • rg9rts October 23rd, 2014 at 9:57 am

          Morning Star Farms Grillers…fried in olive oil and condiments of choice…never know the difference

          • mea_mark October 23rd, 2014 at 10:47 am

            Actually that is better.

          • Suzanne McFly October 23rd, 2014 at 11:52 am

            I LOOOOOOOVE those 🙂

          • rg9rts October 23rd, 2014 at 12:07 pm

            Your brains will fall out over the roasted Garlic and Quinoa

        • Anomaly 100 October 23rd, 2014 at 10:25 am

          I loves me some hamburgers!

      • rg9rts October 23rd, 2014 at 9:58 am

        How do you know my ex???

        • Anomaly 100 October 23rd, 2014 at 10:25 am

          I am your ex. Mwha ha ha ha haaa!

          • rg9rts October 23rd, 2014 at 12:10 pm

            The dog died

          • Anomaly 100 October 23rd, 2014 at 1:16 pm

            I’m…..dead?

          • rg9rts October 23rd, 2014 at 1:32 pm

            My dog

          • Anomaly 100 October 23rd, 2014 at 1:48 pm

            Oh, I’m so sorry:-(

          • rg9rts October 23rd, 2014 at 1:58 pm

            The only thing I got from the marriage…No big deal I’m sure that god has a special place for her and its not by Her right side…

          • Anomaly 100 October 23rd, 2014 at 2:23 pm

            What? I’m so confused right now.

          • rg9rts October 23rd, 2014 at 6:32 pm

            The dog…I got the dog …she took everything else so I hope my goddess pays her back for me..

          • Anomaly 100 October 23rd, 2014 at 7:39 pm

            If it was a cat, it would take revenge. just sayin’…

          • rg9rts October 24th, 2014 at 3:05 am

            I got over it…a waste of time…I sincerely believe in karma as she will discover…

      • Spirit of America October 23rd, 2014 at 10:40 am

        You are a phlebotomists dream patient!

  2. rg9rts October 23rd, 2014 at 9:49 am

    Look just like my avi

  3. William October 23rd, 2014 at 10:26 am

    There should be a secret decoder ring.
    “Seeking woman who is open minded” – seeking someone I can
    talk into swinging.
    “In touch with my creative side” – can’t even change a fuse.
    “Love to challenge perceptions” – annoying and
    argumentative.
    “Tactile” – invades personal space.
    “Taken the road less travelled” – been in prison for ten
    years.
    “Free spirit” – never had a job.
    “Been hurt many times” – clumsy.
    “Unconventional” – doesn’t believe in underwear
    “Vivacious” – toe-curlingly loud in public.

    http://thechive.com/2012/06/05/dating-profiles-that-may-have-missed-their-mark-25-photos/funny-dating-profiles-horrible-6/

  4. androgyne anode October 23rd, 2014 at 11:09 am

    Ugh. Yet another man attacks a woman because of a misplaced sense of entitlement and a failure to see women as full human beings.

    Our society is sick, and we need to rethink the way we socialize our boys.

  5. whatthe46 October 23rd, 2014 at 6:16 pm

    oh and he thinks he’s a prize.