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October 24, 2014 2:10 am - NewsBehavingBadly.com

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Jonnie Boggess was arrested by police in Miami, West Virginia on Wednesday after admitting to having had “gentle sexual intercourse” with his beagle-mix, Piglet.

According to the Charleston Daily Mail, an animal rights group tipped police off to Boggess’ behavior. He reportedly admitted to Kanawha County State Trooper N.M. Manolakos that he had been drinking and had sex with the dog in his bed.

“(Boggess) stated that when he had finished having intercourse that he held ‘Piglet’, petted her, and told ‘Piglet’ that he loved her,” Manolakos wrote in his report obtained by the Charleston Daily Mail.

Kanawha County Sgt. Larry O’Bryan told the paper that Boggess, 47, allegedly told police that he believed it was “OK” to have sexual intercourse with the dog “because it was more than 40 pounds and also because Piglet has been spayed.”[su_csky_ad]

D.B. Hirsch
D.B. Hirsch is a political activist, news junkie, and retired ad copy writer and spin doctor. He lives in Brooklyn, New York.

21 responses to Man Admits To ‘Gentle Sexual Intercourse’ With Beagle

  1. whatthe46 October 24th, 2014 at 2:17 am

    sick twisted parasite. and his girlfriend had to have known. that’s disgusting.

    • tiredoftea October 24th, 2014 at 2:17 am

      His girlfriend was the dog!

      • whatthe46 October 24th, 2014 at 2:36 am

        HA!

      • raincheck October 24th, 2014 at 6:18 am

        When he told his friends that his new girlfriend was a real dog…. they probably thought he meant… UN-attractive? o.0

        • tiredoftea October 24th, 2014 at 11:04 am

          Let’s hope that was all they thought.

    • rg9rts October 24th, 2014 at 3:11 am

      What did mom say?

  2. tiredoftea October 24th, 2014 at 2:17 am

    Uhhh, ummm, uhhh, crap! I got nothin’ here.

  3. Boehner-Monkey October 24th, 2014 at 2:22 am

    ~~Piglet, the two of us need look no more..we have found what we’ve been looking for~~

    • whatthe46 October 24th, 2014 at 2:36 am

      lol

  4. rg9rts October 24th, 2014 at 3:10 am

    I’ll behave……LOL …spayed?!? ROTFLMAO

    • raincheck October 24th, 2014 at 6:14 am

      lol lol

    • HessenBalkan November 14th, 2014 at 3:16 pm

      I was thinking the same thing…lol…spayed?!!

  5. John_St_John October 24th, 2014 at 4:30 am

    Oookayyy. Now to just make sure and keep him away from Velcro gloves, knee high rubber boots and sheep. Ewes in particular.

  6. raincheck October 24th, 2014 at 6:26 am

    Disturbing!………………………………… and DISTURBING!!

  7. Tommy6860 October 24th, 2014 at 7:09 am

    This guy needs help, it’s that simple.

  8. R.J. Carter October 24th, 2014 at 9:07 am

    Snoopy?

    • tiredoftea October 24th, 2014 at 11:06 am

      I always thought Snoopy was a “he”. So, gentle gay sex with his beagle?

  9. Khary A October 24th, 2014 at 10:33 am

    this man gets to vote with essentially no hindrances…wrap that around your noodles people.

    http://youtu.be/J9uOA5fgL2M

  10. Par4thecourse October 24th, 2014 at 10:37 am

    Re-open the asylums.. this time the goptp has gone too far, slappin the pig and porkin the dog

  11. mrbigstuff October 24th, 2014 at 11:39 am

    Its the Homosexuals and President Obamas fault that he couldn’t get a woman,If he is a Repub they’ll surely stand by his side with there dogs for photo ops.

  12. Virginia Adams October 25th, 2014 at 2:59 am

    So their are STANDARDS involving sex with your dog. (She was 40 pounds.)