October 24, 2014 12:12 am -

Representative Steve King (R-IA) thinks that he is going to heaven when he leaves this Earth and he is just as certain that when he arrives at the Pearly Gates he will look around and find that heaven is free of homosexuals. In an interview with the Jefferson Herald on Wednesday the congressman was asked about…

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26 responses to Rep. Steve King: I won’t See Gays ‘Should I Make It To Heaven’

  1. whatthe46 October 24th, 2014 at 12:25 am

    well you fk’n idiot savant, you don’t have to worry about a damn thing. you are most certainly going straight to HELL. too bad it’s not soon enough.

  2. whatthe46 October 24th, 2014 at 12:29 am

    “King declined to comment directly on either divorce or cohabitation,…” ahhh, but he did by not answering. you don’t have to cohabitate to fornicate, should have asked him that as well. for all you repukes doing the so mentioned, he says ya’ll are sinners and are going to hell too.

    • rg9rts October 24th, 2014 at 2:52 am

      Fornicate?? He has been doing that to the public for years but Iowans must like it

    • granpa.usthai October 24th, 2014 at 9:40 am

      what about the little MASTURBATERS?
      not easy to MASTURBATE without deliciously wicked sinful thoughts.
      MASTURBATION has doomed US from the get go.

  3. M D Reese October 24th, 2014 at 12:52 am

    I wonder what he’ll do when he gets to the pearly gates and finds out that Jesus is gay and God is a very angry black woman who does not suffer fools gladly if at all.

    • William October 24th, 2014 at 8:33 am

      Even funnier for Andrew Dice Clay.

      • M D Reese October 25th, 2014 at 4:45 pm

        I’ve never listened to Andrew Dice Clay–not that I’m aware of anyway. If he said the same thing, well then we both had the same thought.

  4. tiredoftea October 24th, 2014 at 1:00 am

    If it weren’t for :Louie Gomert, Steve King would be the STUPIDEST HUMAN IN THE KNOWN UNIVERSE! But, Louie still has the title.

    • rg9rts October 24th, 2014 at 2:51 am

      Its a though race…

  5. Obewon October 24th, 2014 at 1:21 am

    Dear Steve,

    We regret to inform you, you’re wormfood.
    Your destiny is to never leave the earthworms behind!


    The father, son and holy LGBT.
    P.S. Every black hole contains another Universe. Like part of a cosmic Russian doll.

  6. rg9rts October 24th, 2014 at 2:50 am

    Boy is that clown in for a shock! LOL He’ll probably be rejected from hell too!

  7. Mephistophiles October 24th, 2014 at 5:20 am

    …probably because they’re behind him.

  8. Suzanne McFly October 24th, 2014 at 7:01 am

    So according to King, heaven if filled with unevolved bigots? Guess I will hang out in purgatory then.

    • tracey marie October 24th, 2014 at 10:15 am

      I will take hell, I do enjoy warm weather

      • Suzanne McFly October 24th, 2014 at 2:42 pm

        I like cooler weather, when its hot there is only so much you can take off before you get arrested lol.

        • tracey marie October 24th, 2014 at 2:59 pm

          too funny

  9. Tommy6860 October 24th, 2014 at 7:04 am

    “I would say that what was a sin 2,000 years ago is a sin today, and we need to stick to that principle,”

    What about slavery, mass murder, incest and rape, (aside from slaughtering homosexuals)? Those were biblical principles then as well. Nothing like a cro-magnon asshole sticking with his love of bronze age social norms.

  10. William October 24th, 2014 at 8:24 am

    ” I’ll just say that what was a sin 2,000 years ago is a sin today”.
    That brings up an interesting point. When I was a kid, eating meat on Friday was a menial sin. In Catholic-land that means it’s not enough to earn you the eternal dangnation of heck with the likes of Hitler, Stalin, Leo Sayer and the Bay City Rollers. It was like the misdemeanor of sins and you had to do time in purgatory. Later on the Vatican council said “Hey ittsa no bigga-deal-no more” and we could all enjoy the end of the week free from fish sticks. What I need to know is if it’s retroactive. Are there still souls doing ten to twenty thousand in purgatory on a bologna rap?

    • granpa.usthai October 24th, 2014 at 9:34 am

      don’t reckon it’s occurred to any of them that their weren’t no White American Christians 2,000 years ago?

      • William October 24th, 2014 at 10:48 am

        Which is why those Indians should go back where they came from.

    • tracey marie October 24th, 2014 at 10:15 am

      I just love this post

  11. R.J. Carter October 24th, 2014 at 9:22 am

    You won’t see any heterosexuals there either.

    Matthew 22
    23: The same day came to him the Sadducees, which say that there is no resurrection, and asked him,
    24: Saying, Master, Moses said, If a man die, having no children, his brother shall marry his wife, and raise up seed unto his brother.
    25:Now there were with us seven brethren: and the first, when he had married a wife, deceased, and, having no issue, left his wife unto his brother:
    26: Likewise the second also, and the third, unto the seventh.
    27: And last of all the woman died also.
    28: Therefore in the resurrection whose wife shall she be of the seven? for they all had her.
    29: Jesus answered and said unto them, Ye do err, not knowing the scriptures, nor the power of God.
    30: For in the resurrection they neither marry, nor are given in marriage, but are as the angels of God in heaven.

  12. granpa.usthai October 24th, 2014 at 9:32 am

    they didn’t have any plumbing in Heaven 2,000 years ago – no mention of outhouses either. Makes me wonder if maybe Hell’s not quite as bad as White American Christians want to make it out to be. No worse feeling in the world than stuffing you face while never having a place to go.

  13. mrbigstuff October 24th, 2014 at 12:08 pm

    I don’t believe in Hell,But if there is one that’s where all racist and homophobes belong for eternity.

  14. Electriq October 24th, 2014 at 1:08 pm

    Some things that WILL be seen in his heaven:

    – Maximum pollution
    – Industrial slaughter houses
    – Guns, guns and more guns

    – And best of all, racists and bigots with no one left to turn on but each other.

  15. Warman1138 October 24th, 2014 at 8:02 pm

    Maybe he has it backwards…gays won’t see Steve King should they make it to Heaven.