Sarah Palin Totally Explains That Whole Drunken Family Brawl Thing By Shaming The Media
Despite audio evidence, Bristol Palin came forward on Thursday to explain that she was a victim in the drunken brawl her family was involved in. Half-term governor of Alaska Sarah Palin, like her daughter, is blaming the media. We’re all out to get them.
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On Facebook, Sarah directs readers to her daughter’s post, stating, “Please take a look at Bristol’s recent blog posts for her story, not the media’s story of what really happened last month.”
Both Sarah and Bristol have stepped forward after audio was released of their F-bomb, drunken, violent antics during a party hosted by someone Bristol claims she never met.
“What happened on the night in question wasn’t funny. It was humiliating and frightening,” she wrote.. “The broken ribs, black eyes, and messed up elbows and knees suffered by people in our party that night were no laughing matter.”
Neither were Bristol’s bruises on her arms and leg from being dragged by a man. My kids aren’t proud of what happened, nor are they seeking sympathy by playing the victim card – that’s why they haven’t commented on this for all these weeks. Instead, they had to have faith that the truth would come out, despite those who did the cold-cocking actually using social media to brag, “’bout to get famous!” Screen shots of tweets captured their bold intentions, and they’ve certainly enjoyed the publicity.
Except, Bristol did play the victim card. Like her mother, she blamed the media, then Joe Biden and Hillary Clinton. She blamed everyone except for herself.
“Looking at the reports, it strikes me as bitterly ironic that the same people who tell us there is a ‘war on women’ have no problem laughing at the recording of my daughter crying as she tells police about being assaulted by a man,” Palin said. “I’d like to say shame on the media and those on the left laughing at her or at any young woman in a similar situation, but I no longer think they have any shame.”
Palin ended her post, writing, “Now Todd and I are headed to an exciting middle school girl’s basketball game along with dozens of other families proud to cheer on their daughters.”
I was raised in a Conservative family where we were taught to take responsibility for our own actions. Own up to it. Pick yourself up and move on after apologizing to anyone that may have been wronged. That Republican party is gone. This is the new GOP, where taking responsibility means to blame the other side. Where being a Christian means to wear a ‘thong dress’ while crashing a party and telling the host to fuck off.
No one believes you Sarah. We’re not laughing at just this incident. We’ve always laughed at you.
You’re not a victim.
She’s called the President of the United States “cowardly.”
She said the President “lacked cojones”? And she’s worried people are saying mean things about her.
Woman-up, Sarah. We’ve already heard the audio. Police reported that your family members appeared to be intoxicated. Eyewitnesses have stepped forward. You’re on the ledge, dangling. Just say it, “I screwed up.” It’s simple. You’ll feel better.
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fancypants October 24th, 2014 at 5:24 pm
Better late then never with the CNN blame game. I wonder if sarah palin’s computer was broken shortly after the brawl ?
NW10 October 24th, 2014 at 5:26 pm
Once again, thank you John McCain, for almost putting this white trash family into the White House, you ignorant old man!!!!!
tracey marie October 24th, 2014 at 7:02 pm
I repeated your comment, gave you full credit and people upvoted me.
StoneyCurtisll October 25th, 2014 at 12:54 am
You kids get off my lawn!!
tiredoftea October 24th, 2014 at 5:30 pm
BTW, is Obama working on the video of Sarah punching one of the basketball players for fouling her daughter?
Suzanne McFly October 24th, 2014 at 5:50 pm
Ugh, whoooo carrrrressss
Carla Akins October 24th, 2014 at 6:01 pm
‘war on women’ have no problem laughing at the recording of my daughter crying ….maybe because it has nothing to do anything at all with the war on women.
Tellit Likeitis October 24th, 2014 at 6:23 pm
Trig Palin is the smartest Palin….
StoneyCurtisll October 25th, 2014 at 12:53 am
If true..
Thats a sad thing..:)
Obewon October 24th, 2014 at 6:47 pm
♫ They’re creepy and their skanky♪ The always drunk Palinbrawl’n Family♫ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFD7KGBUtKI
Sam October 24th, 2014 at 6:48 pm
same Palin different day.
ChrisVosburg October 24th, 2014 at 6:56 pm
Sarah’s Ghostwriter writes: Why Politico needs an apology is anyone’s guess.
Politico didn’t ask for one, but received the same statement from CNN as The Hollywood Reporter did. I imagine in each case, the respective news orgs asked for comment, and this is the form letter CNN sent out to anyone doing so, reading:
“Over the past few days I have been roundly criticized for joking about a brawl involving the Palin family. In retrospect, I deserve such criticism and would like to apologize.”
She’ll probably follow with an on-air apology, not that anything will dry the tears of the Palinfolk.
tracey marie October 24th, 2014 at 6:59 pm
that quitter and her disfunctional litter will never show grace, modesty, humility or intelligence. They are trash, pure and simple trash
Obewon October 24th, 2014 at 7:11 pm
The Palinbrawl episode cements their fate: $P>’Tahd! Why doesn’t anybody invite us to their parties anymore? And f*ckinhell we can’t even crash a party anymore! Bristol is such’a catch! I don’t know why she’s single? Except for those evilangelical inmates she proposes to online, her dance card is DOA.’
tracey marie October 24th, 2014 at 7:27 pm
that was great, thanks for making me smile
ChrisVosburg October 24th, 2014 at 7:03 pm
Hey, stop me if you’ve heard this one:
A vaudeville family visits a talent agent to pitch their act, and the family matriarch lays it out in detail. Long story short, it involves increasingly horrific acts of rape, incest, bestiality, coprophilia, necrophilia, etc.
At length the intrigued if horrified agent says, “Incredible! So what do you call your act?”
The matriarch replies with a flourish, “The Palins!” *
Ba Dump Bum.
* Yep, it’s the “Aristocrats” joke, modified for our times.
forpeace October 24th, 2014 at 7:13 pm
My family was invited to a birthday party.
My family got into a limo.
My family arrived at the party.
My family got drunk.
My family yield and screamed.
My family cursed at people.
My family punched people.
My family trashed the property.
My family disrespected the host.
My family destroyed the party.
Finally the police came.
And this is all Media’s fault.
I love my classy family.
BTW, “do you know who I am?”
Pat Padrnos October 24th, 2014 at 7:42 pm
Funny.
forpeace October 24th, 2014 at 7:19 pm
I’m shocked, totally shocked that she did not blame her drunken family’s violent fight on President Obama.
Thank God, it is Media’s fault!
Boehner-Monkey October 24th, 2014 at 7:31 pm
~~rollin’ down the shtreet shmokin’ Indo, shippin’ on gin and juice.. with her mind on Wasilla and Wasilla on her mind~~
StoneyCurtisll October 25th, 2014 at 12:51 am
Hell yeah…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Cxr1-b6Xkc
KB723 October 24th, 2014 at 7:50 pm
The ‘Grift” that Keeps on Giving…. 😉
Cosmic_Surfer October 24th, 2014 at 8:46 pm
“Please take a look at Bristol’s recent blog posts for her story, not the media’s story of what really happened last month.” Freud is laughing…The “…media’s story of what really happened”….Sarah, your Freudian slip is showing.
FanOfTravel October 24th, 2014 at 10:51 pm
My favorite comment about the “Thrilla from Wasilla ” was it reminded someone of a Jerry Springer episode .
Tommy6860 October 24th, 2014 at 11:55 pm
The poor victim acting cannot be hidden when the curtain wasn’t drawn. After the years of excoriating remarks on our president and even liberal women in politics, she now demands the “war on women” theme should be played into her favor. F-You Sarah, you earned this through your own sub-standard social behavior. Learn from it and accept that you and your family were drunk, then mess-up and move on.
StoneyCurtisll October 25th, 2014 at 12:50 am
High Five~!
StoneyCurtisll October 25th, 2014 at 12:49 am
“Neither were Bristol’s bruises on her arms and leg from being dragged by
a man. My kids aren’t proud of what happened, nor are they seeking
sympathy by playing the victim card – that’s why they haven’t commented
on this for all these weeks”.
Now watch me “play the victim of the lame stream media” in my tweets and on my blog.
Electriq October 25th, 2014 at 2:38 am
If people are laughing at her daughter, it’s might be because they realize she’s every bit as much of a lying, opportunist as her creepy grifter mother.
bpollen October 25th, 2014 at 2:57 am
You can take the family outta the trailer park, but…
lilfair October 25th, 2014 at 6:30 am
The entire sane world laughs at this uncouth family. Laughing stock is what they are.
crc3 October 25th, 2014 at 12:20 pm
If the media would just stop reporting on anything that the Palin’s say or do they would eventually just go away but NOOOOOOOOOOOOO….they won’t do it because of_______??? You can fill in the blank….