October 25, 2014 1:14 pm -


He may not actually worship the Dark Lord – no, not Voldemort, the other one – but he sure does listen to his advice! The man who drove his car into the controversial Ten Commandments monument at the Oklahoma State Capitol building claims to have had divine inspiration, of sorts, for his actions: The devil madeā€¦

Man Says Satan Told Him to Destroy Ten Commandments Statue, Kill Obama


D.B. Hirsch
D.B. Hirsch is a political activist, news junkie, and retired ad copy writer and spin doctor. He lives in Brooklyn, New York.

35 responses to Satan Told Him To Destroy Ten Commandments, Kill Obama

  1. rg9rts October 25th, 2014 at 1:31 pm

    OMG Can’t stop myself….”The Devil made me do it”

    • StoneyCurtisll October 25th, 2014 at 5:14 pm

      Flip Wilson~!
      “The devil made me do it”~!!

      • rg9rts October 25th, 2014 at 5:27 pm

        You remember

        • StoneyCurtisll October 25th, 2014 at 5:52 pm


  2. raincheck October 25th, 2014 at 1:32 pm

    “He may not actually worship the Dark Lord – no, not Voldemort, the other one”

    The other one?… Cheney?

    • M D Reese October 25th, 2014 at 2:37 pm

      Rick Scott?

      • raincheck October 26th, 2014 at 7:32 am

        haha Yes he does have that “Dark Lord” thing going on… it’s his eyes.

  3. Larry Schmitt October 25th, 2014 at 1:42 pm

    I’m pretty sure Obama is Satan, so he wouldn’t have told this guy to kill himself. And if he told him to destroy the commandments, how would the christians experience guilt when they sinned? Great big fail. Find someone else to blame, bub.

    • M D Reese October 25th, 2014 at 2:28 pm

      Nonono–didn’t you get the memo? Obama is the ANTI christ, not the Devil…

      So many deities–so little time:

  4. Obewon October 25th, 2014 at 1:42 pm

    “10 Commandments monument in Oklahoma”-Wiped out by an angel!

    • Larry Schmitt October 25th, 2014 at 1:43 pm

      Another imaginary being?

      • Obewon October 25th, 2014 at 1:46 pm

        ‘The lord works in mysterious ways…’ I was speaking with some BAPTIST Church members today agreeing that ‘Anybody sane is sick of faux Christians shoving their junk in everyone’s face and “Voting (GOP) against their own best interests.”

        • Larry Schmitt October 25th, 2014 at 1:49 pm

          Last thing I would expect from Baptists. Must be some a them northern Baptists.

          • Obewon October 25th, 2014 at 1:53 pm

            I too was shocked! They bought a vacant lot adjoining their 7 year owned empty house, next door to me. They liked my idea of planting a community garden with more trees:)

  5. Daniel Sackinger October 25th, 2014 at 1:59 pm

    So much for blaming the atheists for this.
    But I’m sure they’ll continue to do so anyway.
    The idea that a fellow Christian could do this would make their wee heads pop.

  6. William October 25th, 2014 at 1:59 pm

    Apparently you people have never read the old testament. It was actually 15 commandments. Mel Brooks couldn’t say it if it wasn’t true.

    • StoneyCurtisll October 25th, 2014 at 5:00 pm

      Mel is the man~!
      Love his work.

  7. LostSok October 25th, 2014 at 2:10 pm

    Right-wingers have to be torn. One the one hand, he drove his karma over their dogma. On the other hand, he wants to kill Obama. That’s gotta be a tough call…

    • Julie G October 26th, 2014 at 11:21 am

      He obviously skipped geography. Obama was hundreds of miles away.

  8. wpadon October 25th, 2014 at 2:29 pm

    By threatening President Obama, Mr. Reed will never be able to plea insanity in Ok.

  9. bhil October 25th, 2014 at 3:07 pm

    Devout Christian, so that’s what he is, destroying the ten commandments and threatening to kill someone, very Christian indeed!

  10. tiredoftea October 25th, 2014 at 3:26 pm

    The devil really has to find better followers.

  11. Suzanne McFly October 25th, 2014 at 4:15 pm

    Wouldn’t Satan want you to actually break the Ten Commandments by lying, killing , and committing adultery rather then by literally breaking the Ten Commandments?

    • Dwendt44 October 25th, 2014 at 8:54 pm

      The idolatry hypocrisy is amazing in any case.

  12. StoneyCurtisll October 25th, 2014 at 5:03 pm

    Are we sure this wasn’t the work of an “ISIS infected Ebola terrorist that just crossed our border with Mexico”?
    We better wait until Steven King chimes in..:)

    • Hirightnow October 25th, 2014 at 7:58 pm

      Just got off the phone with Steve…he says he’s in if there’s a sacred Indian burial ground and a partially-telepathic drug addict.
      Oh! And a cat.

      • StoneyCurtisll October 25th, 2014 at 8:57 pm


  13. StoneyCurtisll October 25th, 2014 at 5:06 pm

    Could it be Satan?

    • bpollen October 26th, 2014 at 4:08 am

      Don’t you find it suspicious that Satan is an anagram of Santa????

      • StoneyCurtisll October 26th, 2014 at 2:53 pm

        And both of seem to be fond of the color red~!

  14. Joyce October 25th, 2014 at 6:39 pm

    if you can’t take responsibility for your actions….blame someone else…even if it is the devil!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  15. Tommy6860 October 25th, 2014 at 8:15 pm

    I really comes down to this; It’s Obama’s fault, anytime, anywhere.

  16. fancypants October 25th, 2014 at 8:20 pm

    tucker has always been at odds with his faith….

  17. Denise October 26th, 2014 at 12:21 am

    the people in this country are losing their d**n minds!

  18. MuslimLuvChrist November 1st, 2014 at 1:23 pm

    obama wants the destruction of Christianity. is there a website for assassination donations