Satan Is Out To Get Duck Dynasty, Says Duck Dynasty Star
The Dark Lord is out to get the millionaire stars of the Duck Dynasty reality show. Conservative Pastor of “Duck Dynasty,” Alan Robertson, explained that the Evil One is out to destroy his family in particular, however, he didn’t explain why unless Beelzebub just hates on reality shows.
[su_center_ad]Right Wing Watch reports, ‘Conservative Christians need to warn this nation of “the dire consequences of unrestrained living against the will of God,” Robertson told the crowd, because “it will destroy us all.”‘
“I don’t want to be in Sodom and Gomorrah, waiting until the last possible moment and then look up and realize that I waited too long,” he said. “That my family now is on the altar of sacrifice because I didn’t make a difference before the catastrophe came.”
“There is an Evil One, an enemy who is against us,” Robertson said. “He is there and he is fighting us and we have to take the fight to him.”
Let us all gather around this wealthy family and shield them with our bodies to protect them from evil. They are the real martyrs. Also, vote for his family member who happens to be running for office. Amen.
Watch courtesy of Right Wing Watch: