November 4, 2014 11:18 am -

When stopped for inoperable tail lights, she gave the officer her daughter’s license, and then explained that she suffers from ‘a rare medical condition that makes her age faster”

The driver then identified herself as “Christina R. Topp with a date of birth of March 16th, 1992.” Deputy Colby Smith noted that, “Immediately I was suspicious because the driver appeared significantly older than that.”

After providing her social security number, Smith reported, “the driver could tell I was suspicious and went on to tell me that she has a medical condition that makes her age faster.”

However, after the deputy accessed a database that provided a photo of Topp, the driver “admitted that her name was Jennifer R. Crosby and she gave me her daughter’s name because her driver’s license was suspended.”[su_csky_ad]

D.B. Hirsch
D.B. Hirsch is a political activist, news junkie, and retired ad copy writer and spin doctor. He lives in Brooklyn, New York.

3 responses to 43-Year-Old Tells Cop She’s 22; Illness ‘Makes Her Age Faster’

  1. Pistol-Packing AKA "Susie" November 4th, 2014 at 11:28 am

    I guess her rare medical condition is going to become a longer suspension….

  2. R.J. Carter November 4th, 2014 at 11:35 am

    It’s a very very very slow form of late-onset progeria.

  3. Carla Akins November 4th, 2014 at 12:03 pm

    This makes me laugh.