November 7, 2014 12:46 pm -

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Stephen Ramsey, of Naples, allegedly called the emergency number three times Tuesday night, reports WZVN-HD.

The slurring 45-year-old kept pestering the same woman on the phone in a series of rambling exchanges that lasted more than six minutes.

At one point he even asked her if she was “into handcuffs” before laughing and hanging up.

Ramsey’s unusual wooing technique failed to win him a romantic rendezvous, however. Instead, the dispatcher sent a deputy over to his home.


D.B. Hirsch
D.B. Hirsch is a political activist, news junkie, and retired ad copy writer and spin doctor. He lives in Brooklyn, New York.

17 responses to Arrested After Calling 911 Looking For A Date

  1. Anomaly 100 November 7th, 2014 at 12:53 pm

    So, I should stop calling 911 for date then?

    • jasperjava November 7th, 2014 at 1:10 pm

      In this type of emergency, it’s probably best to take matters into your own hands… Er, hand.

    • tiredoftea November 7th, 2014 at 1:10 pm

      So, that’s why your phone’s been busy!

      • Anomaly 100 November 7th, 2014 at 1:42 pm


        • tiredoftea November 7th, 2014 at 2:08 pm

          Making arrangements with Greyhound for your trip to Naples, FL.?

        • Larry Schmitt November 7th, 2014 at 2:42 pm

          Since when do you need two hands to talk on the phone?

          • R.J. Carter November 7th, 2014 at 3:12 pm

            If I balance it on my knees while Skyping, it tends to fall into the toilet.

    • granpa.usthai November 7th, 2014 at 1:25 pm

      well, uh,
      think: leather, chains -and a huge 3/4″ dia. X 2 3/4″ long canister of pepper spray over the week-end.
      if it ‘interests’ you, contact me at LL next week or with a local funeral directory – I should be available @ one or the other.

      -and handcuffs.

      oh, and I’m not pure white, just purt near, so no real reason to worry if I invite you over for supper at a cheap sleazy NC backwoods motel, just be sure not to let anyone know where you’re going.

      • Anomaly 100 November 7th, 2014 at 1:43 pm

        Let’s see: A sleazy motel room and handcuffs.

        I’m in!

        • mmaynard119 November 7th, 2014 at 6:22 pm

          I see your efforts on haven’t panned out recently.

          • mmaynard119 November 7th, 2014 at 9:05 pm

            Jodi Arias and I are now an item. She keeps asking me if I’d like to take a shower with her.

    • mmaynard119 November 7th, 2014 at 6:20 pm

      A-100, it’s very good to see that you’ve improved your math skills.

  2. granpa.usthai November 7th, 2014 at 1:15 pm

    WTF kind of people they got working at 911?
    op: – do you need police?
    caller: – no, NO! I don’t need no police -NO!
    op: -ok then, medic?
    caller – no.
    op: fire department?
    caller – no
    and so who does the operator send?

  3. Suzanne McFly November 7th, 2014 at 1:50 pm

    How is this sexpot single?

    • tiredoftea November 7th, 2014 at 2:09 pm

      Anomaly’s been busy lately.

      • mmaynard119 November 7th, 2014 at 9:06 pm

        Better living through electronics.

  4. Pistol-Packing AKA "Susie" November 7th, 2014 at 3:43 pm

    Not quite the same effect. But back in college on the Hudson river. While dealing with the effect of some “Mind Altering Substances” I witnessed the Ice flow moving North instead of South. When I asked a friend, he did not know and told me to call 411 for Information.

    Who would have thunk it that they are not an encyclopedia company?? Did eventually find out the answer though.