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November 12, 2014 4:17 pm - NewsBehavingBadly.com

[su_right_ad]Uh, if you are undocumented you don’t have any citizenship to be revoked. But that won’t stop Ben Carson from wanting to take away from people something they don’t have.

The Republican activist bravely offered the very new idea that he wants to “have secure borders,” calling on the government to adopt policies “learned from security personnel in prisons and other secured facilities” while lamenting that children of undocumented immigrants can enroll in public schools, a constitutional right.

Carson also demanded that the government begin deporting undocumented immigrants for the extremely rare incidents of voter fraud… and revoking the citizenship that they do not have: “Anyone caught involved in voter fraud should be immediately deported and have his citizenship revoked.”

Other Carson initiatives likely involve taking iPods away from the hard-of-hearing and denying glasses to the sightless. Oh, and if you lost your limbs in one of our many wars, no kickball.[su_csky_ad]

D.B. Hirsch
D.B. Hirsch is a political activist, news junkie, and retired ad copy writer and spin doctor. He lives in Brooklyn, New York.

55 responses to Ben Carson: Undocumented Who Vote Should Have Citizenship Revoked

  1. tracey marie November 12th, 2014 at 4:20 pm

    LOL, this is the hero of the right. First pervy black idiot now preachy black idiot

    • M D Reese November 12th, 2014 at 4:28 pm

      He reminds me of a gabby Clarence Thomas.

      • tracey marie November 12th, 2014 at 5:11 pm

        lol

  2. tiredoftea November 12th, 2014 at 4:23 pm

    Really? Really? This guy was a brain surgeon? Really?

    • Larry Schmitt November 12th, 2014 at 4:59 pm

      Gives the phrase “It’s not brain surgery” a whole new meaning.

      • tiredoftea November 12th, 2014 at 5:24 pm

        No kidding!

    • StoneyCurtisll November 12th, 2014 at 6:36 pm

      ‘it’s not rocket surgery”…

  3. M D Reese November 12th, 2014 at 4:27 pm

    He sounds downright Presidential! I sure hope that he runs…

    • whatthe46 November 12th, 2014 at 4:29 pm

      with palin… that would be perfect.

      • Robert Merrill Taylor November 12th, 2014 at 4:56 pm

        I’m still hoping for a Larry Craig/Mark Sanford Republican family values ticket.

      • Larry Schmitt November 12th, 2014 at 4:59 pm

        Salt and Peppa.

      • M D Reese November 12th, 2014 at 8:00 pm

        I have a neighbor who put up a “Beck/Palin” poster…Now that would be another fun ride.

  4. R.J. Carter November 12th, 2014 at 4:31 pm

    This looks a little desperate on the part of Right Wing Watch (and Democratic Underground) by focusing on a mistake of expression in an entire article of sense. Getting an early start on discrediting 2016 candidates, guys?

    • Anomaly 100 November 12th, 2014 at 4:39 pm

      It’s like you’ve never heard of politics before.

      • R.J. Carter November 12th, 2014 at 4:49 pm

        I’ve heard tell a little about it, but it doesn’t seem like a game with any winners.

        How about a nice game of chess?

        • AmusedAmused November 12th, 2014 at 5:07 pm

          Never. Chess was invented by a non-American, non-white person, and is therefore un-American, just like soccer. Show some godd-d respect for your country, son.

        • tracey marie November 12th, 2014 at 5:10 pm

          good one, war games are bad

        • Anomaly 100 November 12th, 2014 at 8:33 pm

          Chess is better. Politics is to the death.

    • mea_mark November 12th, 2014 at 5:10 pm

      An entire article of sense? — Reads more like political rhetoric about oppressing Hispanics. If that makes sense to you …

    • arc99 November 12th, 2014 at 5:50 pm

      We have been hearing about Obama’s ’57 states” for 6 f*cking years.

      I am coming to the conclusion that the best way to deal with the right in this country, is to give them a taste of their own medicine. Maybe that will knock some sense into them.

      Come to think of it, where the heck is Carson’s birth certificate?

      • StoneyCurtisll November 12th, 2014 at 6:34 pm

        High Five…
        What goes around, comes around.

      • Dwendt44 November 12th, 2014 at 7:19 pm

        You’re being a little optimistic I’m afraid. The rabid right don’t believe in ‘sense’ of any kind.

      • R.J. Carter November 13th, 2014 at 9:34 am

        Well, we did learn from the best.

        • Dwendt44 November 13th, 2014 at 12:14 pm

          Not sure George Bush would care to be called the ‘best’ in this subject.

    • Mainah November 12th, 2014 at 7:21 pm

      I don’t know … ask Hillary how she’s feeling about the crap she’s taking and she hasn’t even said she’s running yet.

      • R.J. Carter November 13th, 2014 at 9:29 am

        And that’s from the Democrats! 🙂

  5. GG_NV November 12th, 2014 at 4:39 pm

    Ben Carson is another clown bus candidate that will end up like the Pizza Man and Sarah Palin…Quitters…

    • Larry Schmitt November 12th, 2014 at 4:58 pm

      Clowns have a bus now? What happened to their little car?

      • R.J. Carter November 12th, 2014 at 4:59 pm

        Like we’d drive a Prius! And it’s not a bus, it’s a Hummer.

        • Larry Schmitt November 12th, 2014 at 5:01 pm

          I always thought the typical clown car looked more like a Fiat 500.

        • tiredoftea November 12th, 2014 at 5:26 pm

          Sarah’s favorite!

      • GG_NV November 12th, 2014 at 5:27 pm

        KlownKar can fit so little, however this time around with so many clowns they need a BUS….

  6. Larry Schmitt November 12th, 2014 at 4:58 pm

    And this moran is the great hope of the tea party in 2016. It is to laugh.

  7. AmusedAmused November 12th, 2014 at 5:06 pm

    Stop it, you haters. Dr. Carson is being perfectly reasonable. He’s only asking that non-citizens who vote illegally have their non-existent non-citizenship revoked. He’s not asking to confiscate their Ferraris, their Crystal Champagne, their crab legs, or those solid-platinum toilet seats they all buy with their WIC checks. Geez. There is just no pleasing you, librul fascists.

    • tracey marie November 12th, 2014 at 5:09 pm

      that was great

  8. Obewon November 12th, 2014 at 5:13 pm

    The only undocumented who vote are Native Americans living on Indian reservations per the U.S. Constitution! Birther Carson remains an uninfomed nut, unaware GWB’s 2002 HAVA requires certified U.S. birth certificates, proof of address and Federal ID signature matches at voting precincts before any vote is ever cast.

  9. tracey marie November 12th, 2014 at 5:59 pm

    treat our border and our country like a jail…how baggerish

    • Mainah November 12th, 2014 at 7:20 pm

      After they complained about the luxurious detention centers for the kids with the tinfoil blankets and mats on the floor? I’m sure someone way more baggier will complain that they are living high off the hog!

  10. Tommy6860 November 12th, 2014 at 6:03 pm

    This man is a doctor and made a statement where it entails an impossibilty, LMAO. It’s a wonder how anyone who listens to this mental freak, has the capacity to function in any semblance of normalcy during their daily routines.

  11. StoneyCurtisll November 12th, 2014 at 6:29 pm

    Revoke the undocumented their citizenship…(if they vote)..
    DERP..

  12. Suzanne McFly November 12th, 2014 at 7:09 pm

    I wish I could meet one person who actually was his patient. Funny how he represents a party who has wanted to send him back to the country his family originated from due to his skin color.

  13. Mainah November 12th, 2014 at 7:17 pm

    It’s like those law firms who are looking for clients and my favorite line was “If you or a loved one suffered from death, call us”, but they aren’t attempting to run for Prez. Is he really serious about trying this? There better be lots and lots of debates! XD

  14. Dwendt44 November 12th, 2014 at 7:21 pm

    All that education and still as dense as a rock. The worst part is, he’s not alone in that.

  15. AAASuperPatriot November 12th, 2014 at 7:57 pm

    And no books for the illiterate!

  16. AAASuperPatriot November 12th, 2014 at 8:02 pm

    When I heard Carson on Alan’s show, I was struck by how one-dimensional and simplistic his politics were. I don’t think this this is because he has a low IQ but because conservatism is out of ideas. All their “big ideas” were thoroughly tried and spectacularly failed.

    • Dwendt44 November 13th, 2014 at 1:19 am

      On the other hand, one dimensional and simplistic positions are all that low effort thinking right wing types can understand.

  17. fancypants November 12th, 2014 at 8:59 pm

    Ben better save his $$$ I don’t want to hear how much he lost after the 2016 election

  18. AAASuperPatriot November 12th, 2014 at 9:21 pm

    Is he one of those Libertarian unregulated neurosurgeons?

  19. ExPFCWintergreen November 12th, 2014 at 10:08 pm

    Brain Trust Ben, America’s Favorite Self-Hating Welfare and Affirmative Action Baby

  20. alan carter November 12th, 2014 at 10:38 pm

    Another actor joins the Tea Party comedy troupe. Two years of free vaudeville. Yea!!

  21. liberalMD November 13th, 2014 at 4:51 am

    Those people who vote, whether citizens or undocumented residents, are the informed people in our country who take an active role in government and their community. If we deport them, we have a less informed, more ambivalent populace.

    And that’s just what the Republican Party wants.

  22. Old Top Kick November 13th, 2014 at 6:22 am

    Dr Ben is proof that an education doesn’t make you intelligent.

  23. Scott Amundsen November 13th, 2014 at 1:24 pm

    How in the HELL did this BLITHERING IDIOT get to be a DOCTOR in the first place? I sure as hell wouldn’t let him near me unless I were dying and he was the only doctor in a THOUSAND MILE RADIUS.

    • DB November 13th, 2014 at 5:46 pm

      Underrepresented minority. They don’t have to work as hard as Asians and Whites to get into the medical field and no I’m not racist…it’s a fact!

      I’d rather die than get treated by this joker!

      https://www.aamc.org/initiatives/urm/

  24. Lizard November 14th, 2014 at 12:26 am

    Carson is a clown.