Video: An ‘Exorcism’ Takes Place Outside Of Starbucks In Texas
A Reddit user caught an exorcism on camera which was performed outside a Starbucks coffee shop in Austin, Texas. Starbucks is apparently the go-to place to have you demons casted out.
[su_center_ad]The man being exorcized is surrounded by coffee-loving Christians.
“All your legions of poison. All your legions out! Out! All your legions of poison out! In Jesus’ mighty name,” the exorcist dude declares. “You have no legal ground to be in here.”
“We ask you to hug this man with your love, God,” he says.
My San Antonio reports:
Posting on Reddit on Monday, Umgar said he regularly sees youth Bible study groups and prayer meetings at the Starbucks.
“This is the first time I’ve seen something like this though,” Umgar wrote. “I watched for a while besides what’s on the video because at first I thought it was a joke, prank, or film project – nope!”
Watch:
And now I’m too scared to go to Starbucks ever again. Sometimes you just want a latte. [su_csky_ad]
Larry Schmitt November 13th, 2014 at 6:34 pm
Can you exorcise an entire state? Texas has been possessed.
Tommy6860 November 13th, 2014 at 6:35 pm
In an age of technology and scientific advancements, wouldn’t it be more efficient to use “the force”? Exorcisms are so yesterday! 😛
Kick Frenzy November 13th, 2014 at 6:38 pm
I’m scared to go to Starbucks, too… but that’s only because their coffee sucks.
Chinese Democracy November 14th, 2014 at 12:23 am
wha?? blasphemy! What would a day be without
Classic Chai Tea Latte ?
Kick Frenzy November 14th, 2014 at 9:20 am
That’s what Dunkin Donuts is for. 😉
Hass November 13th, 2014 at 6:38 pm
As I said here in a previous comment, “it’s nearly 2015 and the delusion continues”.
Kim Serrahn November 13th, 2014 at 6:38 pm
nuff said.
tiredoftea November 13th, 2014 at 6:41 pm
^^^^^^ This^^^^^
tiredoftea November 13th, 2014 at 6:41 pm
So, this is what they mean by caffeine overdose!
Tommy6860 November 13th, 2014 at 6:42 pm
Maybe it was the semen lattes! 😛
mea_mark November 13th, 2014 at 7:03 pm
Are the Semen Demons taking over Starbucks?
Suzanne McFly November 13th, 2014 at 8:11 pm
Caffeine overdose? as if….lol, I love my coffee. Sometimes I am still drinking it at 8 pm.
tiredoftea November 13th, 2014 at 8:30 pm
That explains sooo much!
Suzanne McFly November 13th, 2014 at 8:55 pm
Oh stop it tea lol
Roctuna November 13th, 2014 at 6:55 pm
Can’t be real, the spew didn’t look at all like pea soup.
Chinese Democracy November 13th, 2014 at 7:18 pm
you have no legal ground to be here! .. But possession is 9/10s of the law
tracey marie November 13th, 2014 at 7:18 pm
I think they are trying to get him to spit out the evil chaw
StoneyCurtisll November 13th, 2014 at 7:24 pm
The power of Christ compels your~!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDNCkcC47eQ
No way out November 13th, 2014 at 8:13 pm
Your mother drinks Mocha’s in hell!
Suzanne McFly November 13th, 2014 at 7:26 pm
Starbucks serves alcohol in Texas? They don’t up north, I would of never known Texas had such lax liquor policies, but that does explain a lot.
mea_mark November 13th, 2014 at 8:03 pm
Some Starbucks serve liquor … http://www.starbucks.com/coffeehouse/starbucks-stores/starbucks-evenings/locations but this store is in Austin Texas and does not serve liquor. It is however located in a kinda preppy right-wing part of town (McNeil and Parmer ln.) lots of stuck-up wealthy GOP christian folks live around there. I am extremely familiar with that part of Austin.
Suzanne McFly November 13th, 2014 at 8:09 pm
I was joking about the alcohol, it just seemed like they were on something to act like that in a public setting. I never thought preppies could be right wing, I grew up in Connecticut and while our preppies are mostly a$$ holes, they still are liberal. Funny how a few hundred miles can make a difference.
mea_mark November 13th, 2014 at 8:13 pm
I think it is the money, when mommy and daddy are rich and christian if you want their money …
Suzanne McFly November 13th, 2014 at 8:55 pm
I know watching them makes me want to drink, but I gotta work tomorrow and I won’t have a headache for these morons.
burqa November 13th, 2014 at 7:56 pm
……………….Little known fact – all the exorcists in the Bible were bad guys……..
searambler November 13th, 2014 at 9:14 pm
I’ll have what he’s having………
Bunya November 13th, 2014 at 9:51 pm
Who performs an exorcism at a Starbucks? Everybody knows it’s supposed to be done at a Chuck E. Cheese.
Larry Schmitt November 14th, 2014 at 7:33 am
You’d have to be possessed to eat their pizza in the first place. The absolute worst. Like canned tomato paste on a saltine cracker.
neworleans878 November 13th, 2014 at 10:01 pm
Didn’t work…Starbucks are still springing up all over the nation. And it’s getting worse…they’re getting ready to deliver their coffee to you!
Tommy6860 November 13th, 2014 at 10:05 pm
And from what I understand, is that they only use natural cream-ers in their lattes.
Guy Lauten November 14th, 2014 at 2:00 am
“legal grounds to be here”??? Does that mean the Devil gets an appeal if he doesn’t like the outcome? And just how does one get to be a judge in this court? Astounding.
rg9rts November 14th, 2014 at 2:10 am
Do it in front of Perry’s house
Allan Kim Harrison November 14th, 2014 at 7:47 am
Let the Christian bashing begin…..If they were a bunch of Muslims doing their thing you “tolerant open minded” liberals wouldn’t say a thing. In fact you’d probably brand anyone with a disparaging word about it with………….”RACIST, BIGOTED ASS****”.
Carla Akins November 14th, 2014 at 9:35 am
34 comments including yours, no Christian bashing.
Allan Kim Harrison November 14th, 2014 at 1:32 pm
Oh look, it’s Miss. Educated again.
Carla Akins November 14th, 2014 at 2:41 pm
Just stating there was no Christian bashing, in spite of your offer.
Larry Schmitt November 14th, 2014 at 5:09 pm
Looks like you misplaced a period there.
Doug Adams November 14th, 2014 at 11:12 am
Mental asylums are full of people who justify their actions in the name of Your God. For those who are mentally disturbed this kind of action feeds into their paranoid delusions. Its not as simple as you may presume, this involves mental attitude and I am not suggesting this but there are many new anti-depressents on the market right now. PRAISE THE LORD “Allan Kim Harrison” Peace
Larry Schmitt November 14th, 2014 at 5:08 pm
Go peddle your idiotic fish elsewhere.
mmaynard119 November 14th, 2014 at 11:13 am
Let there be a lesson learned here: Never, Ever, buy a pumpkin spiced latte at a Starbucks in Texas. Not every Starbucks location has its own exorcist, because most want to be paid more than the minimum wage.