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November 16, 2014 12:00 pm - NewsBehavingBadly.com

Jose Canseco, who shot himself in the finger and got it reattached, suffered the humility of having it fall off during a poker game.
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Okay, too much information. Then Canseco tweeted out a picture of the whole thing. REALLY too much information.[su_csky_ad]

D.B. Hirsch
D.B. Hirsch is a political activist, news junkie, and retired ad copy writer and spin doctor. He lives in Brooklyn, New York.

22 responses to After Canseco Shot Himself And Got Finger Reattached, It Falls Off

  1. KB723 November 16th, 2014 at 12:15 pm

    Stinky Finger Eh’??? =(

    • Suzanne McFly November 16th, 2014 at 2:01 pm

      ewww lol

      • KB723 November 16th, 2014 at 2:08 pm

        At least it fell off…. =)

        • Suzanne McFly November 16th, 2014 at 2:15 pm

          How stinky does this finger have to be? I thought showers took care of stinky fingers and next time maybe better selection would be good for Conseco to think about before he looks to get his fingers stinky.

          • KB723 November 16th, 2014 at 2:22 pm

            Fingers??? 😉

          • Suzanne McFly November 16th, 2014 at 2:33 pm

            lol 🙂

  2. ChrisVosburg November 16th, 2014 at 12:16 pm

    O that Hose, always good for a laugh. This one makes the baseball blooper compilations every time, and makes me laugh every time. Like now, hahahahahaha.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DLs0pjWnzTY

    • Carla Akins November 16th, 2014 at 12:17 pm

      Wow, just wow.

    • StoneyCurtisll November 16th, 2014 at 12:27 pm

      Home Run~!

    • Suzanne McFly November 16th, 2014 at 2:01 pm

      Well that explains a few things lol

  3. Carla Akins November 16th, 2014 at 12:16 pm

    Oh, how the mighty have fallen. Beyond the entire arsenal of jokes here – how bad of shape would you have to be in not to notice that your finger’s going to fall off?

    • M D Reese November 16th, 2014 at 2:41 pm

      Or that it smelled like a dead animal…

      • Carla Akins November 16th, 2014 at 4:16 pm

        I know! You have to wonder how much he’s drinking to miss that.

        • M D Reese November 16th, 2014 at 9:17 pm

          It’s unbelievable.

  4. StoneyCurtisll November 16th, 2014 at 12:29 pm

    How come I dont feel sorry for him?

    • rg9rts November 16th, 2014 at 12:45 pm

      $$$$$$$$$$$$$$

  5. rg9rts November 16th, 2014 at 12:44 pm

    Where did you stick it that it smelled so bad??

  6. tiredoftea November 16th, 2014 at 3:21 pm

    That certainly gives new meaning to “all in”!

  7. tracey marie November 16th, 2014 at 4:09 pm

    what an idiot.

  8. starskeptic November 16th, 2014 at 4:20 pm

    Never, ever give your hand away during a poker game…