Another Klansman Calls: We Are A True White Christian Organization, So Don’t Worry (Audio)
The Ku Klux Klan keeps calling Tiffany Willis from Liberal America. I totally get that because I call her, too, but it’s just not the same thing.
After it was revealed that the KKK was promoting “lethal force” against Ferguson protesters, the Internet collective Anonymous retaliated by doxxing the hoods off their heads. It’s the most delicious thing happening on the Internet.
So, first the Klan called Tiff and threatened her.
Then another Klansman called her separately to explain that they are really nice guys and not at all like the other KKK members. (wink wink)
This call was made presumably by the Imperial Wizard Chuck Murray, leader of the New Empire Knights of the Ku Klux Klan, Or whatevs. I mean at this point, who can keep track?
If you’ve seen one hood, you’ve pretty much seen them all.
But “Chuck” assures us that he’s a totally nice guy and everything is cool. Good thing you said that Chuck because if you mess with Tiff, you mess with me and I’m pretty pissed off with your illiterate group of inbreeds. You see, I posted this story and then the KKK threatened my friend. You stupid jerk.
Let us all listen to what a nice guy “Chuck” is:
“Chuck,” first of all, do not refer to Tiffany as a ‘girl’ because she’s a woman, mmkay?
Also, if there is infighting within your racist organization, we totally do not give a f*ck. In addition, Tiff and I are both Christians, so to portray yourself as a Christian organization pisses us the hell off.
And finally, if you could quit calling my pal Tiffany, I’d really appreciate that. Thanks for the “Klanline” number but really, you’re just not our type. Thanks for clarifying that it’s not the Klan that’s threatening lethal force against Ferguson protesters — instead it’s the Klan.
Tweet of the day:
— West Florissant Ave. (@ThatsRacistAF) November 16, 2014
Sorry “Chuck” but we’re just not that into you. It would also be nice if ISIS, Boko Haram and militia members would resist the urge to call Tiff, too.
Anonymous, keep up the good work. Don’t forget y’all: Hashtag it: #OpKKK and #HoodsOff.
You can follow Tiffany here on Twitter, or just call her on the phone because everyone else does. _(ツ)_/¯