Another Klansman Calls: We Are A True White Christian Organization, So Don’t Worry (Audio)

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November 16, 2014 9:30 am - NewsBehavingBadly.com

The Ku Klux Klan keeps calling Tiffany Willis from Liberal America. I totally get that because I call her, too, but it’s just not the same thing.

Tiff

[su_center_ad]The backstory.

After it was revealed that the KKK was promoting “lethal force” against Ferguson protesters, the Internet collective Anonymous retaliated by doxxing the hoods off their heads. It’s the most delicious thing happening on the Internet.

So, first the Klan called Tiff and threatened her.

Then another Klansman called her separately to explain that they are really nice guys and not at all like the other KKK members. (wink wink)

This call was made presumably by the Imperial Wizard Chuck Murray, leader of the New Empire Knights of the Ku Klux Klan, Or whatevs. I mean at this point, who can keep track?

If you’ve seen one hood, you’ve pretty much seen them all.

But “Chuck” assures us that he’s a totally nice guy and everything is cool. Good thing you said that Chuck because if you mess with Tiff, you mess with me and I’m pretty pissed off with your illiterate group of inbreeds. You see, I posted this story and then the KKK threatened my friend. You stupid jerk.

Let us all listen to what a nice guy “Chuck” is:

“Chuck,” first of all, do not refer to Tiffany as a ‘girl’ because she’s a woman, mmkay?

Also, if there is infighting within your racist organization, we totally do not give a f*ck. In addition, Tiff and I are both Christians, so to portray yourself as a Christian organization pisses us the hell off.

And finally, if you could quit calling my pal Tiffany, I’d really appreciate that. Thanks for the “Klanline” number but really, you’re just not our type. Thanks for clarifying that it’s not the Klan that’s threatening lethal force against Ferguson protesters — instead it’s the Klan.

Tweet of the day:


Sorry “Chuck” but we’re just not that into you. It would also be nice if ISIS, Boko Haram and militia members would resist the urge to call Tiff, too.

Anonymous, keep up the good work.  Don’t forget y’all: Hashtag it: #OpKKK and #HoodsOff.

You can follow Tiffany here on Twitter, or just call her on the phone because everyone else does. _(ツ)_/¯
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D.B. Hirsch
D.B. Hirsch is a political activist, news junkie, and retired ad copy writer and spin doctor. He lives in Brooklyn, New York.

38 responses to Another Klansman Calls: We Are A True White Christian Organization, So Don’t Worry (Audio)

  1. dave-dr-gonzo November 16th, 2014 at 9:50 am

    Those wacky White supremists still can’t get enough of Tiffany! KKK dial-a-date. Whudda nightmare… They need to date outside of their circle surrounding the burning cross carrying torches.

  2. Liberally Kerry November 16th, 2014 at 9:53 am

    Love this!

  3. rg9rts November 16th, 2014 at 9:53 am

    The Bund was a bunch of nice christian white guys too

  4. Suzanne McFly November 16th, 2014 at 9:55 am

    There is a klan hotline, really? Who the hell calls this and what do they expect to find? An educated person on the other end to provide them a thoughtful history on the stance of hatred they have founded this organization with?

    • Larry Schmitt November 16th, 2014 at 10:38 am

      Is it like dialajoke?

      • M D Reese November 16th, 2014 at 11:57 am

        in a sick kind of way…

      • Suzanne McFly November 16th, 2014 at 2:03 pm

        Ooooh, that would make sense. See, and here I was thinking they were trying to be serious about something. I should never take an idiot for his word, but I guess I made that mistake….not the first time btw.

  5. chungasrevenge November 16th, 2014 at 10:10 am

    as the ramones sang “the KKK took my baby away”

    • M D Reese November 16th, 2014 at 11:56 am

      That song has been running through my mind lately too.

  6. Brian Beyer November 16th, 2014 at 10:14 am

    same voice both calls

    • Anomaly 100 November 16th, 2014 at 10:15 am

      Tiff and I thought they were similar sounding, too.

      • StoneyCurtisll November 16th, 2014 at 12:13 pm

        It was obviously the same voice…

      • Melissa Howe Pomeranz November 16th, 2014 at 7:07 pm

        Not similar. Exact. They’re absolutely the same person. No question. The videos played one into the next and I initially thought I’d accidentally rewound the vid.

        • Anomaly 100 November 16th, 2014 at 7:42 pm

          It’s almost funny. He calls her up, threatens her, then calls her back and says he’s a really nice man.

  7. bayhuntr November 16th, 2014 at 10:16 am

    Do they think Jesus was white?

  8. lather November 16th, 2014 at 11:20 am

    Yea!!! Got their Goat!

    • StoneyCurtisll November 16th, 2014 at 11:57 am

      Thats some avatar..
      I always figured Jesus as a Jack Danial drinker.

  9. KB723 November 16th, 2014 at 11:55 am

    Good Ol’ CHUCK!!!!

  10. StoneyCurtisll November 16th, 2014 at 11:56 am

    I like her kitty, Tiberius..
    I was waiting for her to ask Tiberius if he liked the Klan..:)

  11. Mainah November 16th, 2014 at 1:01 pm

    Chuck has some major issues.

  12. Susan Autry November 16th, 2014 at 1:16 pm

    It’s a shame when your greatest accomplishment in life, and the only thing in your world worth celebrating is your skin color. Maybe if you moved out of the rural, cousin Fucking town you lived in Chuck you could be more and have more to share with the world than pale skin…

    • Guest November 17th, 2014 at 7:26 pm

      maybe if black people also thought that way, it would help end racism.

  13. tracey marie November 16th, 2014 at 3:54 pm

    seems the kkk loves blonde haired, blueeyed women unless they have a brain

    • Benjamin Dover November 18th, 2014 at 5:37 am

      Are you kidding? Did you see the photos of the outed women (and men) who are Klan members? OMG. The “supremacists” are below the bottom of the barrel, if that is possible. Living proof that beauty may be skin deep, but ugly goes down to the bone.

      • tracey marie November 18th, 2014 at 6:32 am

        I was referring to the reporter they are harrassing, a beautiful white women with a brain. 🙂

  14. craig7120 November 16th, 2014 at 4:35 pm

    Tiff & Anon
    If ya need some personal protection, look no further. My daughter knows Kenpo
    You’re welcome
    Ha! Just messing with ya, I knows you’re not a skeered

  15. Barbara Hermann November 16th, 2014 at 6:43 pm

    WOW! He left his number! What a dumbass. LET’S ALL CALL HIM!

  16. Lisa Smith-Elyea November 16th, 2014 at 6:59 pm

    Send the threatening tape to the Justice Department. This is a terrorist threat, plain and simple.

  17. Melissa Howe Pomeranz November 16th, 2014 at 7:04 pm

    Both the “nice guy” call and the threat were the same voice. Is Chuck schizoid?

    • Pilotshark November 17th, 2014 at 2:54 pm

      well the bad guy who called had his hood on, and the second call he was a nice guy cause he removed his hood to talk. maybe that’s the confusing part about his voice being the same.

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