November 16, 2014 2:15 pm -

To celebrate a new gun range opening in Oklahoma City, Governor Mary Fallin actually drove a tank to the festivities. The celebration of the opening lasted three days.

[su_center_ad] Fallin drove a tank and crushed an innocent car while shooting an M134 mini-gun, according to KTUL

Wilshire Guns is the only range in the state to sell alcohol to customers, but they have assured the public that nothing bad will happen as a result and we totally believe them.

This is what Republicans voted for.

Yippie kay yay, y’all.

In the comment thread at KTUL, “Gun Owner” writes, “I think I’m in love, she’s amazing!”

FFS, raise the bar!

So instead of addressing the militarization of our police forces in various cities, Gov. Fallin drives a military tank, because freedom.

Just like Kim Jung-Un.

Big thanks to my source who shall remain anonymous. [su_csky_ad]

Images: KTUL

D.B. Hirsch
D.B. Hirsch is a political activist, news junkie, and retired ad copy writer and spin doctor. He lives in Brooklyn, New York.

21 responses to GOP Governor Fallin Celebrates Gun Range Opening By Driving A Tank, Smashing A Car

  1. M D Reese November 16th, 2014 at 2:19 pm

    But of course when a Democrat drives a tank, they just look silly…

    • Suzanne McFly November 16th, 2014 at 2:20 pm

      Well McConnell with a gun was pretty funny too. He carried it like a 3 year old with no sense about what he was handling.

      • StoneyCurtisll November 16th, 2014 at 3:22 pm

        McConnell held up a musket, that was almost as old as he is..;)

        • M D Reese November 16th, 2014 at 9:27 pm

          I’m bracing myself for his big takeover next January.

          • Chris19741949 November 17th, 2014 at 10:01 am

            It’s going to be rough ride for a couple of years…

          • M D Reese November 17th, 2014 at 2:51 pm

            I just hope they blow it big time.

      • M D Reese November 16th, 2014 at 9:27 pm

        I remember that picture–he looked like a 6 year old who’d just gotten a bb gun for xmas.

        • Suzanne McFly November 17th, 2014 at 6:24 am

          I feel like we are insulting a lot of kids in this discussion lol

          • M D Reese November 17th, 2014 at 3:03 pm

            Actually, when 6 year olds look like 6 year olds, they are just doing their jobs! When Mitch McConnell does it, well that’s disgusting. He gives children everywhere the willies.

    • Chris19741949 November 17th, 2014 at 10:00 am

      They both look dumber than dirt.

  2. Suzanne McFly November 16th, 2014 at 2:19 pm

    If she is so excited about shooting guns, she should join the military and be one of the first boots on the ground. Why stop at a gun range? Sure, drunks with guns can be dangerous, but think of people who want to kill you because they believe their God wants them to destroy you and people like you. Her party got us there, they better start figuring out how to get us out of there.

  3. KB723 November 16th, 2014 at 2:44 pm

    COOOL AS HELL!!!! Will they sell Life Insurance as well??? =))=

    • sugarmountain November 17th, 2014 at 12:27 pm

      Thought I would say hi KB. . Remember me? Haven’t seen ya since current. All is well I hope.

      • KB723 November 17th, 2014 at 4:46 pm

        It’s been a long time, I hope you are doing well yourself, read my profile and drop by where I am posting now…. We have Disqus as well…. =)

  4. StoneyCurtisll November 16th, 2014 at 3:06 pm

    I seem to remember another politician riding on a tank… and the GOPee made fun of him..

    Michael Dukakis..

    • Chris19741949 November 17th, 2014 at 9:59 am

      Yes, and Dukakis looked just as dumb in that tank as Mary Fallin does in her tank. There has to be something in the water in this country…

  5. StoneyCurtisll November 16th, 2014 at 3:11 pm

    I suspect this is the image the GOPee would rather see driving their tanks..

  6. StoneyCurtisll November 16th, 2014 at 3:17 pm

    I dont mean to take up a lot of space but…
    Mary Fallin should have been in this old Russ Myer movie..
    Faster pussycat Kill Kill…

  7. Roctuna November 16th, 2014 at 5:35 pm

    Clearly, ammosexuality is not gender-specific. More nature or nurture?

  8. Tommy6860 November 16th, 2014 at 6:35 pm

    Alcohol served at shooting ranges; what could possibly go wrong? Wow! What’s next, serving hard liquor at toll booths too?

  9. Kick Frenzy November 16th, 2014 at 7:11 pm