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November 17, 2014 6:00 pm - NewsBehavingBadly.com

[su_right_ad]The Indiana police officer is being investigated for delivering his son his lunch by pulling over the school bus in which he was riding.

According to a police report, Lt. Brian Keller, who the Chicago Tribune notes is one of the “formerly top-ranking officers” for the Lake County Sheriff’s Office, allegedly pulled over a school bus outside his jurisdiction, using an unmarked police vehicle with emergency lights. “The apparent purpose of the stop was to issue his son his lunch for the day,” the report, filed by the bus driver, states.

In a statement, the Lake County Sheriff’s Office acknowledged they were investigating Keller for misconduct. No one else involved in the story — the bus driver, the school district, the mortified child, etc. — commented, but we can easily imagine how the son, purportedly in high school, must have felt about his cool dad pulling his cool dad moves using the authority granted to him by the government, borne out a Hobbesian social pact between the people surrendering their autonomy for the sake of order.[su_csky_ad]

D.B. Hirsch
D.B. Hirsch is a political activist, news junkie, and retired ad copy writer and spin doctor. He lives in Brooklyn, New York.

12 responses to Cop Allegedly Pulls Over School Bus Because Son Forgot Lunch

  1. M D Reese November 17th, 2014 at 6:21 pm

    I’ll bet the son is saving up for a car…

  2. Jones November 17th, 2014 at 6:25 pm

    Slow news day…

    • Mike November 17th, 2014 at 6:27 pm

      Slow commenting day?

    • rg9rts November 18th, 2014 at 4:30 am

      I noticed that…enquirer headline…son chops up 350 pound father….

  3. Boehner-Monkey November 17th, 2014 at 6:28 pm

    He didn’t beat, taser or kill anyone. It may not be newsworthy, but it is progress!

    • Carla Akins November 17th, 2014 at 6:32 pm

      I agree, no real harm caused but it sure leaves a bad taste. Just another example of how the rules are merely suggestions to those wearing a badge.

  4. Um Cara November 17th, 2014 at 7:26 pm

    I hope he receives as serious a punishment as his transgression merits. Something like “Hey man, don’t do that again please.”

    • searambler November 17th, 2014 at 9:35 pm

      Accompanied, of course, by a moderate slap on the wrist…

    • fahvel November 18th, 2014 at 3:20 am

      that’s pretty severe!

      • Um Cara November 18th, 2014 at 11:41 am

        Agree, not sure what I what I was thinking. It’s too strong a punishment. Instead his chief should give him a stern look, shake his head once, then say “Hey, grab me a Coke out of the break room when you get a chance, would ya?”

  5. fancypants November 18th, 2014 at 3:27 am

    Not as bad as chris Christie taking state owned helicopter rides to see his son play football
    What the hell ? abuse it until your caught or fired

  6. rg9rts November 18th, 2014 at 4:28 am

    If ya got da power