November 18, 2014 8:45 am -

When you shine a light on the KKK while their hoods are ripped off of their heads, they scatter like cockroaches while playing victim.

Image: Twitter

Image: Twitter

[su_center_ad]If you’re close friends with Lisa Ancona, Frank of the Traditionalist American Knights of the KKK’s wife, then perhaps you should rethink your life. I’m just sayin’…

A woman threatened to sue us, so we took down a tweet in which Anonymous claimed she was affiliated in some way with the KKK. It turns out that she is a bail bondswoman, according to Tiffany Willis at Liberal America.

Tiffany reports:

One of the people who contacted me demanding that photos be removed is a bail bondsman. I removed the information about this person as requested, but asked for an explanation. Here is the response I received. I’m redacting identifying information to protect their privacy.

It’s OK because some of her best friends are black.  Stop laughing. She’s super serious.


Some of my best friends are definitely not in the Klan, but if she wants to go with ‘some of her best friends are black’ line, so be it.

Rhonda, we are so shocked that you take Darren Wilson’s side. So do the Anconas. On Twitter, Rhonda claims that she is friends with Ms. Ancona because they both like cats. Seriously, she’s friends with the Klan because of cats! Why do people always blame cats?

She also supports Phil Robertson of Duck Dynasty.  Oh look, she’s tweeting again, totally not racist tweets.

File this in the what the fuck files:


Little does Rhonda know, but here at Liberaland, we are the illuminati. Sssh! That’s a secret.

Also, I am part of Obama’s BLACK Muslim Army, so look out world.

She’s threatened to sue Anonymous, too. Good luck with that because — wait for it — they’re Anonymous.

Rhonda, you are who you walk with.

Best regards,

Anomaly100, Tier 4, cell #666, FEMA camp, U.S.A.

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D.B. Hirsch
D.B. Hirsch is a political activist, news junkie, and retired ad copy writer and spin doctor. He lives in Brooklyn, New York.

51 responses to Woman Accused Of KKK Involvement: Some Of My Best Friends Are Black

  1. tracey marie November 18th, 2014 at 8:49 am

    lol, they do not even have the intelligence to shut up and not prove what racist goobers they are

    • MIAtheistGal November 18th, 2014 at 8:52 am

      And I’m glad they haven’t learned to shut up. Makes it easier to know who to avoid.

  2. Doug Adams November 18th, 2014 at 9:21 am

    Damm I am in cell #679 right down the hall, damm this cell block sucks. But since I will be here awhile. I wonder if she would like a pen-pal, PSST: I am a black-Hispanic midget transsexual but open minded and I like big white women on motorcycles.But this I worry about. The use of guillotines for “governmental purposes” was lobbied for and passed in the U.S. Congress – The information we received is that 15,000 are currently stored in Georgia and 15, and its all “Obamas” fault, this country is getting so always. Peace

  3. Larry Schmitt November 18th, 2014 at 9:40 am

    You didn’t say which FEMA camp. Because, you know, they’re all over the place.

    • Anomaly 100 November 18th, 2014 at 9:45 am

      It’s underneath HAARP.

      • R.J. Carter November 18th, 2014 at 10:33 am

        Everything is.

        • Anomaly 100 November 18th, 2014 at 10:36 am

          I love that we’re neighbors there. By the way, your cell looks so much better than mine.

          • R.J. Carter November 18th, 2014 at 10:45 am

            It’s all the Batgirl statues and posters they let me keep.

          • Rhena November 18th, 2014 at 10:49 am

            My cell prefix actually is 666. I can tell the loonies from the sane people by who is afraid to answer my calls when it pops up on their caller ID LOL

          • M D Reese November 18th, 2014 at 11:41 am

            I would love that. Maybe I’d get fewer right wing robocalls. I have actually unplugged my landline because of them.

          • M D Reese November 18th, 2014 at 2:48 pm

            R.J. must have taken the Martha Stewart Orientation course…

      • M D Reese November 18th, 2014 at 2:47 pm

        AHA! So YOU’RE the one who’s messing with the weather!
        By the way, the HAARP facility is up for sale. It’ll probably get snapped up by the Aluminati or the Build-a-Burgers…

  4. GaiaLogic November 18th, 2014 at 10:04 am

    Holy f this woman is an idiot. She claims that it was perfectly right to execute a young man in the street because he had apparently committed a crime, then goes on to suggest that she doesn’t believe she is a judge or jury…

    She doesn’t even understand her own complete and utter idiocy!

    How the f can someone in this job truly believe that the mere suspicion of a crime somehow justifies execution?!

    Forget everything else this stupid, ignorant woman has said, she needs to be fired immediately for having this attitude about policing.

    This seems to be a common idiocy in America (land of the shoot-em-up) where so many people truly believe that wearing a uniform gives you executioner powers. Last time I checked, the US is not under a state of Martial Law, cops are not judges, cops are not executioners.

    These people want to bypass the criminal justice system entirely and simply execute people accused of crimes – presumably only when they’re not white. These people are disgusting, and they do not deserve the protection of anonymity. They are terrorists in all but name, and it’s time the people started treating them as such.

    • mea_mark November 18th, 2014 at 11:33 am

      My guess is, she is self employed as a bails bondsman. Getting the word out about who she is, is as close to getting her fired as we can probably get.

      • M D Reese November 18th, 2014 at 11:40 am

        My guess is that she watches Dog the Bounty Hunter and fancies herself a part of that exciting world…

        • rg9rts November 18th, 2014 at 12:30 pm

          That crap still on??

          • M D Reese November 18th, 2014 at 2:44 pm

            It’s still listed, but I’ve never watched. It might be re-runs. I hear that the Sarah Palin web channel is tanking–makes me cry…(hee hee)

          • rg9rts November 18th, 2014 at 2:56 pm

            Best I heard about Dog was when he was arrested by the Federales

          • M D Reese November 18th, 2014 at 3:04 pm

            Too funny. I’ll bet they had fun with him. I like how he just blends right in wherever he goes…

          • rg9rts November 19th, 2014 at 1:28 am

            Like Vinnie Gambini

          • StoneyCurtisll November 18th, 2014 at 3:09 pm

            I think that was a couple of years ago…
            He,’The Dog’ is back on his “reality show”..
            Where the money is easy and guaranteed.

          • rg9rts November 19th, 2014 at 1:24 am

            A&E which is neither artistic nor entertaining is no longer on my idiot box menu…joining a host of others that are a waste of time

  5. Lee Coddens November 18th, 2014 at 10:52 am


    She gots a Teddy Bear on the back seat o’ that hawg!
    She’s just a sweet little ol’ lady what will allow some Knee-grows and Beaners to be almost as good as GawdsOwnChosen!
    ‘Cause she gots a Teddy Bear.

  6. Sir Christopher McFarlane November 18th, 2014 at 10:55 am

    I feel

  7. mea_mark November 18th, 2014 at 11:38 am

    You got to wonder about someone who thinks the government bought 30,000 weight benches that have been converted into guillotines. … and rides a motorcycle with a US flag and teddy bear on the back.

    • StoneyCurtisll November 18th, 2014 at 2:55 pm

      There is no need to wonder….
      They are simple minded lunatics…;)

  8. StoneyCurtisll November 18th, 2014 at 12:00 pm

    Rhonda claims that she is friends with Ms. Ancona because they both like cats.

  9. rg9rts November 18th, 2014 at 12:25 pm

    Do her black best friends know of he love for hoods and sheets??

    • whatthe46 November 18th, 2014 at 3:32 pm

      “they” do now. i say “they” because “they” really don’t exist.

      • rg9rts November 19th, 2014 at 1:22 am

        I have a tee that says THEY

  10. rg9rts November 18th, 2014 at 12:36 pm

    Does she use Hello Kitty sheets too

  11. AnthonyLook November 18th, 2014 at 1:14 pm

    What ever happen to all the proud racists. Spines are a terrible thing to waste.

  12. Bunya November 18th, 2014 at 1:59 pm

    When KKK members say things like, “Some of my best friends are black/Jewish”, we must cut them a break. To be fair, the KKK isn’t exactly known for their Mensa IQ’s.

  13. StoneyCurtisll November 18th, 2014 at 2:59 pm

    Wanna wager a couple hundred cyber bucks that Rhonda is a Republican voter?

    • Anomaly 100 November 18th, 2014 at 3:43 pm

      That’s a sucker’s bet.

  14. StoneyCurtisll November 18th, 2014 at 3:02 pm

    No really, some of my best friends are mice…

    • mea_mark November 18th, 2014 at 7:25 pm

      I know a rat you should meet, I am sure you would love her and all her children.

      • whatthe46 November 18th, 2014 at 7:55 pm


    • mmaynard119 November 20th, 2014 at 10:54 am

      • StoneyCurtisll November 20th, 2014 at 7:06 pm

        Gotta love Mel Brooks~!

  15. whatthe46 November 18th, 2014 at 3:37 pm

    what video’s has this cow tongue seen that suggest his death was justified? wow!

  16. searambler November 18th, 2014 at 3:41 pm

    Guillotines? Are you effing KIDDING me?!?!?

    • haveagoodlife November 18th, 2014 at 3:49 pm

      Maybe she should have looked that one up before tweeting about it.. dunno.

    • fahvel November 19th, 2014 at 4:01 am

      we would never allow the usa to have them – they are all stored in a paris basement waiting for the mid east terrorists to arrive for cheese and wine and bread – when they are tired from their gluttony, off with their heads. I’m trying to be as foolish as this creature (love that word) but I just don’t think I can sink that low unless I am responding to wahoo and his like.

  17. Jan Whitebear November 18th, 2014 at 5:21 pm

    ROTFLMFAOLOLOL!!! What a twit!! BAAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!! That Rhonda creature is a real piece of work! LOL!!!

  18. LostSok November 19th, 2014 at 9:29 am

    Just in case anyone is interested…