November 20, 2014 5:00 pm -

[su_right_ad]The couple had gone to a Springfield, OR strip club and couldn’t contain themselves once they got back in their car. This led to a traffic jam. Oh, and it was right by a jail.

Police told KVAL that Kelli M. Knutson, 24, and Logan P. Jackson, 33, apparently went to a strip club together, and after leaving, and feeling “caught up in the moment,” walked across the street to their car parked in front the jail, and started having sex. Their display reportedly caused a small traffic jam—drivers kept slowing down to watch them.

“We’d normally tell them to go someplace that’s safer than a parking lot, or wherever we might find them,” Sgt. Rich Charboneau told KVAL. “In this case, we had traffic being slowed down, we had someone complaining about it, so we had to take action.”

Both were arrested by police on indecent exposure and disorderly conduct charges. They were booked in separate jails.[su_csky_ad]

D.B. Hirsch
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9 responses to Couple Arrested For Sex In Car Causing Traffic Jam

  1. R.J. Carter November 20th, 2014 at 5:01 pm

    When your sex is stopping traffic…

    …that’s good sex!

    • Suzanne McFly November 20th, 2014 at 6:15 pm

      How could it be good? She is crying and he is smirking, I am willing to bet one finished and one didn’t, wanna bet who?

      • burqa November 20th, 2014 at 10:31 pm

        Being a man, I didn’t notice…………..

        • Suzanne McFly November 21st, 2014 at 7:25 am

          Typical 🙂

          • rg9rts November 22nd, 2014 at 2:25 pm

            That must have been some show they saw..

    • Tim Coolio November 20th, 2014 at 7:20 pm

      More showoffs that have to call attention to themselves.

  2. Tommy6860 November 20th, 2014 at 7:49 pm

    One could make a graphic of who is coming and going.

  3. burqa November 20th, 2014 at 10:30 pm

    She was just yielding to oncoming traffic.

    Heh heh heh, reminds me of oncet when I was 26 and was caught in flagrante delicto with a young lady in the backseat of my ’70 Oldsmobile. Suddenly there was this powerful flashlight illuminating the interior. I still recall the cop checking our IDs and asking me, “Uhh, Mr. Burqa, aren’t you getting a little old for this?” I didn’t have the nads to reply “I hope I never outgrow wanting sex.” Instead I just looked down, face reddening, hoping like hell not to get cited.
    We got let off with a warning.

  4. rg9rts November 22nd, 2014 at 2:24 pm

    Sounds like this happens all the time there.