November 21, 2014 10:00 pm -

A Washington couple woke up to find a naked intruder in their home early Thursday morning. The problem — aside from that whole naked thing — is that the suspect broke into the home of a Pierce County sheriff’s deputy.

[su_center_ad]According to KTVB, the suspect is believed to have entered into a back door, removed all his clothes, then headed upstairs into a bedroom.

Deputy Joseph Laiuppa and his wife Heidi explained that they were sleeping at the time, only to find a naked stranger standing in their room when they woke up.

Laiuppa chased Naked Man down the stairs and out of the house, leaving his clothes and bicycle behind.

“You don’t think it’s going to happen to you,” the Deputy said. “When you come home and put the uniform up, you think okay I’m safe, I’m in my home. My work’s not going to follow me here, but then next thing you know – boom, it happens to you.”

Investigators were able to identify the burglar after he left ID at the residence.

Authorities tracked him down and found him hiding in another neighbor’s hot tub.

Police said he was naked, sweaty and bloody, and he put up a fight.

The suspect has been arrested for burglary, attempted assault, resisting arrest and criminal trespass. Wait for it– he has a long criminal history and is a registered sex offender.

H/T: @ComgenKDT with thanks. [su_csky_ad]

D.B. Hirsch
D.B. Hirsch is a political activist, news junkie, and retired ad copy writer and spin doctor. He lives in Brooklyn, New York.

21 responses to Naked Man Arrested For Burglarizing Cop’s Home

  1. Boehner-Monkey November 21st, 2014 at 10:16 pm

    ~what a man what a man what a mighty naked man~

  2. rg9rts November 22nd, 2014 at 1:50 am

    No arrest for public indecency ??

    • Suzanne McFly November 22nd, 2014 at 8:23 am

      Who knows, maybe he looked pretty decent.

      • rg9rts November 22nd, 2014 at 9:14 am

        I’ll behave… LOL

  3. Carla Akins November 22nd, 2014 at 5:20 am

    Let me make this perfectly clear – I never left Missouri. However I can make no such promises for Anomaly, Mea Mark and Tired of Tea. And don’t even get me started on RJ Carter.

    • Anomaly 100 November 22nd, 2014 at 6:58 am

      I was thinking it’s R.J., too. We know how he is.

      • Carla Akins November 22nd, 2014 at 7:53 am

        Damn naked RJ. Just can’t keep his clothes on.

        • rg9rts November 22nd, 2014 at 8:00 am

          That is a male celebration of spring usually on May Day

          • Carla Akins November 22nd, 2014 at 9:22 am

            He always has to be different than everybody else!

          • rg9rts November 22nd, 2014 at 9:40 am

            I scare the doo doo out of my neighbors when the weather gets warm, the snow melts and the grass is green.

          • Carla Akins November 22nd, 2014 at 9:45 am

            I do too.

          • rg9rts November 22nd, 2014 at 10:52 am

            There is a line from fisher king about that

  4. Carla Akins November 22nd, 2014 at 7:51 am

    I have been burglarized on five separate occasions (although it has been several years ago) and I never had the bonus of a naked man. I feel cheated.

    • rg9rts November 22nd, 2014 at 7:56 am

      Where do you live…I sure want to stay far away from there…

      • Carla Akins November 22nd, 2014 at 9:25 am

        The first three times, one of the neighbors had a recently paroled son living in a tent in his backyard. The other two times was right after we had a worker build a retaining wall – he knew how to open a locked bathroom window from the outside. Haven’t had any problems since (in the last 5 years).

        • rg9rts November 22nd, 2014 at 9:38 am

          A couple hungry rotties would help too

          • Carla Akins November 22nd, 2014 at 9:46 am

            Thank goodness for fabulous homeowner’s insurance.

          • rg9rts November 22nd, 2014 at 10:51 am

            Okay killer shsh tzus

  5. Budda November 22nd, 2014 at 8:35 am

    I guess he is lucky the deputy didn’t pull out his gun and shoot his naked ass .

    ( I know that would have spoiled Carlas fantasy)

    • Larry Schmitt November 22nd, 2014 at 9:43 am

      And that is how so many of these stories involving “peace officers” end up, isn’t it?

  6. Larry Schmitt November 22nd, 2014 at 9:41 am

    At least he didn’t ride the bike there naked. The mind cringes at the thought.