November 25, 2014 12:00 pm -

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Kieu — more formally Phuc X. Kieu — was watching gay porn on a portable DVD player in his car when a second man walked by after withdrawing $220 from an ATM, according to local authorities.

Kieu, a 58-year-old Orlando resident, yanked the man inside his Honda Civic, straddled him and tried to pull off his clothes.

The alleged victim managed to wriggle out of Kieu’s grasp and ran to a nearby shopping center yelling, “Rapist!”

The man’s stash of cash from the ATM was missing — as was his backpack, which Kieu ripped off him when he fled.

Kieu was charged with sexual assault, kidnapping and robbery without a weapon and was held on $150,000 bail.[su_r_sky_ad]

D.B. Hirsch
D.B. Hirsch is a political activist, news junkie, and retired ad copy writer and spin doctor. He lives in Brooklyn, New York.

6 responses to Man Charged With Sexual Assault; His Name: Phuc Kieu

  1. R.J. Carter November 25th, 2014 at 12:05 pm

    Guy never stood a chance.

  2. Larry Schmitt November 25th, 2014 at 12:33 pm

    I guess porn does have a bad effect on society.

  3. Matt Dillon November 25th, 2014 at 12:59 pm

    I hate when that happens.

  4. Bunya November 25th, 2014 at 2:25 pm

    cop: “what’s your name”
    guy: “Phuc Kieu”
    cop: “what’d you say to me?
    guy: “Phuc Kieu”
    cop: “‘murica”

  5. ExPFCWintergreen November 25th, 2014 at 2:55 pm

    Have they caught his brother, Phuc Mee?

  6. Anomaly 100 November 25th, 2014 at 8:26 pm

    I wish my name was Phuc Kieu.