Worst. Turkey! Recipes!! EVER!!!
[su_right_ad]The good folks at The Blog Basket have found five guaranteed recipe turkeys (although The Doc freely admits he’d love to see the dee-luscious bacon-wrapped turkey seen here).
And those health-minded writers over at shape.com provide a list of the five worst turkey ingredients. It’s sensible advice, but The Doc isn’t going to do without the butter.
We add to the list this hilarious, if completely faux, recipe for “popcorn turkey,” courtesy of a Facebook friend who will maintain anonymity:
10-12 lb. Turkey
1 cup melted butter
1 cup stuffing (Pepperidge Farm is good.)
5 cups uncooked popcorn (ORVILLE REDENBACHER ‘S LOW FAT)
Salt/pepper to taste
Preheat oven to 350 degrees.
Brush Turkey well with melted butter, salt, and pepper.
Fill cavity with stuffing and popcorn. Place in baking pan with the neck end toward the back of the oven.
Listen for the popping sounds.
When the turkey’s butt blows the oven door open and flies across the room, it’s done.
As the French say, gone appétit![su_center_ad]