Masturbating Passenger Causes Emergency Landing
[su_right_ad]A Virgin Airlines Boston to Los Angeles flight landed in Nebraska thanks to an unruly, masturbating passenger.
Omaha police say the flight was diverted when 26-year-old Doug Adams began jerking off in his seat and yelling at the woman sitting next to him.
“He at that point was fidgeting and began to remove the plastic covering from the emergency exit door and tried to pull to open the door,” a passenger who filmed Adams being removed from the flight told reporters. “Fortunately there were a couple of Boston police officers on the flight that were there at that point to help as well.”
Gloved officers later removed him from the plane in handcuffs. Witnesses say he was wearing a hospital bracelet.[su_csky_ad]
D.B. Hirsch is a political activist, news junkie, and retired ad copy writer and spin doctor. He lives in Brooklyn, New York.
Kovah88 November 29th, 2014 at 6:08 pm
It doesn’t count as joining the mile high club if you DIY.
granpa.usthai November 30th, 2014 at 1:27 am
but you still get the mileage.
GreatLakeSailor November 30th, 2014 at 11:44 am
Maybe just the Kilometer High Club?
Anomaly 100 November 29th, 2014 at 6:10 pm
i swear, this time it was not me.
Carla Akins November 29th, 2014 at 6:44 pm
You said that last time…
mea_mark November 29th, 2014 at 6:45 pm
And she will say it again, and again, and …
Carla Akins November 29th, 2014 at 6:47 pm
Yet, we hardly ever really know where she is.
mea_mark November 29th, 2014 at 6:48 pm
Do we really want to know?
Carla Akins November 29th, 2014 at 6:53 pm
Point taken.
rg9rts November 30th, 2014 at 7:25 am
What a randy bunch
mmaynard119 November 30th, 2014 at 6:46 pm
She turned off the internal GPS system again?
Anomaly 100 November 29th, 2014 at 8:59 pm
And I meant it. (wink wink)
granpa.usthai November 30th, 2014 at 1:33 am
WTH do you girls use as a pick up line – ‘come fly with me?’
Anomaly 100 November 30th, 2014 at 6:55 am
That’s wrong?
mmaynard119 November 30th, 2014 at 6:45 pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCadcBR95oU
CHOCOL8MILK November 29th, 2014 at 6:25 pm
Masturbating on “virgin” airlines.
mea_mark November 29th, 2014 at 6:28 pm
Why of course. What else would one expect.
M D Reese November 29th, 2014 at 7:01 pm
I wonder about his hospital bracelet. Maybe he was on a psychiatric hold and was let out after 72 hours due to lack of insurance. Even if you have a bronze plan, the deductible is outrageous. It’s just a little better than no insurance at all.
Boehner-Monkey November 29th, 2014 at 7:05 pm
Learning to love yourself is the greatest love of all.
Anomaly 100 November 29th, 2014 at 9:00 pm
I love me. A lot!
Jake November 29th, 2014 at 8:45 pm
And i always thought the biggest wanker at Virgin Atlantic was Richard Branson.
fancypants November 29th, 2014 at 9:11 pm
after hearing earlier this week about how the airlines wash their blankets about every 14 days Driving sounds like a better plan
neworleans878 November 29th, 2014 at 10:21 pm
I find it surprising that any airlines even offer blankets anymore.
rg9rts November 30th, 2014 at 7:24 am
They charge you for the use…wait pay toilets can’t be far behind
granpa.usthai November 30th, 2014 at 1:31 am
you could still fly – just schedule your flight on the 15th day.
fancypants November 30th, 2014 at 4:16 pm
stay in touch with their laundry service …good idea !
Pistol-Packing AKA "Susie" November 29th, 2014 at 9:54 pm
Mama always said, “dont forget to keep in touch with yourself”… But I think she meant something else by that..
CPT_Dixon November 30th, 2014 at 12:58 am
FALSE FLAG: Doug Adams is dead. These were crisis actors.
Margie Bateman Osgood November 30th, 2014 at 4:39 pm
DON’T PANIC and always carry your towel……..;-)
granpa.usthai November 30th, 2014 at 1:26 am
most people are sexually aroused on flights (even if they don’t realize it at the time). Most likely it’s because you’re between 5 and 7 miles closer to the Goddess Aphrodite; but it could also be because gravity has less pull on specific body parts.
Tellit Likeitis November 30th, 2014 at 3:59 am
Self-inflicted mile high club…
Warman1138 November 30th, 2014 at 6:59 am
Self inflicted dna sampling performed with worm burping technique as recommended by professor Jakov and doctor Palmetta.
rg9rts November 30th, 2014 at 7:22 am
Stupid question….what happened to all those sky marshalls???
starskeptic November 30th, 2014 at 9:50 am
They aren’t on all flights.
rg9rts November 30th, 2014 at 10:04 am
are they on any flights
starskeptic November 30th, 2014 at 3:35 pm
That’s been a hot-button question lately; since they’re allowed to travel anonymously – who knows?
rg9rts December 1st, 2014 at 2:33 am
The ones that pay their salary should know…last I heard was that they were being curtailed.
starskeptic December 1st, 2014 at 3:37 am
Moved mainly – to trains and buses; averaging less than 5 arrests a year wasn’t cutting it – but they’ll find a way to spend that money.
RogerAiles November 30th, 2014 at 5:29 pm
Also known as “Yanking the Hannity.”