December 2, 2014 7:13 am -

[su_center_ad]Though Black Friday turnout dramatically dropped this year, gun sales were higher than ever. According to the FBI, there were more than 175,000 background checks on Friday, making it the busiest Black Friday in recorded history. But even at a rate of almost three background checks a second, November 28 was beat out by December 21,…


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14 responses to U.S. Sees Highest Black Friday Gun Sales In Recorded History

  1. William December 2nd, 2014 at 8:01 am

    QUICK, Buy your gun before the socialist Kenyan comes to take them away and march you to the FEMA camp to face the death panel.

    • tracey marie December 2nd, 2014 at 1:42 pm

      silly, FEMA reeducation camps are for white people, right after Obama declares himself the messiah/king he will impose martial law for whites and have them work for all the blacks, reparations thingy.

      • William December 2nd, 2014 at 2:01 pm

        You forgot the sinister plot to import the Ebola virus to make everyone dependent on Gub-mint health care.

        • tracey marie December 2nd, 2014 at 2:04 pm

          damn…so many nefarious plots to remember.

  2. Pistol-Packing AKA "Susie" December 2nd, 2014 at 8:56 am

    Prices have been dropping and supplies have been increasing. Its a good time to get what you want.

    • mea_mark December 2nd, 2014 at 11:12 am

      Yeah, better buy your guns now before Obama announces he is going to run for third term on the platform of taking away peoples guns.

      • Pistol-Packing AKA "Susie" December 2nd, 2014 at 11:21 am

        What makes you think I have not been ?? =)

      • Abby Normal December 2nd, 2014 at 12:23 pm

        Haven’t you heard? Obama is going to cancel the 2016 election, declare martial law and declare himself President for life. The voices told me.

        • mea_mark December 2nd, 2014 at 1:00 pm

          YAY! I think ¯_(ツ)_/¯

        • tiredoftea December 2nd, 2014 at 1:06 pm

          Gees, dude, stop giving away our best stuff!

  3. ExPFCWintergreen December 2nd, 2014 at 10:20 am

    Now all we need are the demographics. Conservative estimate: 99% of these gun sales went to white people, 95% of them went to white men, and 99.9999999% of them went to paranoid, mouth-breathing, knuckle-dragging, fanatical Teahadists. Ebola or gun owners? Which is the bigger blight on the Republic? Clearly gun owners; after all, ebola is treatable.

  4. Abby Normal December 2nd, 2014 at 12:05 pm

    It takes a psycho with 100 guns to stop the bad guys. Like the government. The UN. The liberals. FEMA. The Bilderburgers. The Illuminati. Bigfoot. Aliens from Outer Space. He knows. The voices told him (Glenn Beck, Alex Jones, Coast to Coast AM).

  5. tiredoftea December 2nd, 2014 at 1:05 pm

    OOohhhhh, I see sceeerrrryyy black people! MUST….HAVE….MORE….GUNS!!!

  6. Bunya December 2nd, 2014 at 1:37 pm

    It’s a good thing I stocked up back when the black guy threatened to stomp on my cawnstitutional right and take the guns I didn’t own away.