December 3, 2014 8:30 am -

Sometimes you just crave cow tongue and you’ll do anything for it. Lots of it. 6 pounds of it.

Or maybe Jason Puckett just wanted to feel close to a cow so he stuffed $35.35 worth of the animal’s tongue in his pants.

[su_center_ad]WGHP reports:

A Florida man is under arrest after police say he tried to steal more than 6 pounds of cow tongue by hiding it in his pants.

Jason Puckett, 44, was arrested over the weekend in Volusia County, Fla., according to

Puckett went into the cooler at the local Walmart, put the cow tongue down his pants and tried to walk out before a security guard stopped him.

Police said they found two beef tongues stuffed into Puckett’s pants.

He has been arrested and charged with theft.

Puckett was taken to jail on $2,500 bond. The alleged tongue thief remained in jail as of Monday night, according to records.

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Image:Volusia County Corrections

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18 responses to Man Tries To Steal 6 Pounds Of Cow Tongue By Stuffing It In His Pants

  1. Tommy6860 December 3rd, 2014 at 8:33 am

    I bet he thought he had the thievery thing licked!

    • Kim Serrahn December 3rd, 2014 at 8:42 am


  2. rg9rts December 3rd, 2014 at 8:36 am

    Next to the AR 15

  3. Pistol-Packing AKA "Susie" December 3rd, 2014 at 8:41 am

    Ummmmmm…. He was trying to compete with this woman !!!

    >>> <<<

    • Carla Akins December 3rd, 2014 at 9:07 am


    • neworleans878 December 3rd, 2014 at 10:52 am

      Oh boy. Wish I’d waited till this evening with a couple of cocktails in me before I opened that. Good thing lunch is 3 hours away 🙂

      • Pistol-Packing AKA "Susie" December 3rd, 2014 at 10:51 pm


    • R.J. Carter December 3rd, 2014 at 11:29 am

      Oh deer…

    • Bunya December 3rd, 2014 at 1:43 pm

      Oh come on! Don’t tell me you’ve never accidentally left a deer tongue in your vagina. Who hasn’t?

  4. Carla Akins December 3rd, 2014 at 8:45 am

    Come on, who hasn’t ?

  5. Suzanne McFly December 3rd, 2014 at 10:40 am

    It’s Florida, what else would you expect

  6. fahvel December 3rd, 2014 at 11:29 am

    very expensive for beef tongue!

  7. granpa.usthai December 3rd, 2014 at 11:43 am

    nothing like having dead cow tongues stuffed in the trousers to impress the ladies, right?

  8. Larry Schmitt December 3rd, 2014 at 12:02 pm

    The visual image is unnerving.

  9. tiredoftea December 3rd, 2014 at 12:19 pm

    Eewww! Just Eewww! Thanks for sharing Anomaly!

  10. Foundryman December 3rd, 2014 at 12:22 pm

    One day its a AR15…the next is cow tongue….what a world…

  11. Ol Blue December 3rd, 2014 at 4:06 pm

    Was he stealing it or just heading over to the bedding department for some sweet sweet love? Did they put it back in the cooler or is it draped over a shelf in the evidence room? If it’s back in the cooler, it shouldn’t be a problem because anyone who eats cow tongue shouldn’t mind a little Jason ball sweat.

  12. CHOCOL8MILK December 3rd, 2014 at 6:26 pm

    Is that cow tongue in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?