December 4, 2014 11:00 pm -


North Korea has ordered people who share the name of Kim Jong-un to change them, South Korea’s state-run KBS television reported Wednesday. In an official decree titled “a task to achieve” released by the regime in Pyongyang, any adult males named Kim Jong-un and the parents of children with the same name as the dictator were…


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8 responses to North Korea Bans Citizens From Having Same Name As Their Dear Leader

  1. whatthe46 December 4th, 2014 at 11:16 pm

    i don’t know what to say.

    • tiredoftea December 4th, 2014 at 11:21 pm

      Whatever you do, don’t name your kids Kim Jong-un!

  2. William December 5th, 2014 at 12:17 am

    North Korea, the nation-state equivalent of the short school bus.

    • whatthe46 December 5th, 2014 at 12:37 am

      i tried sooooo hard not to laugh at your post. i’ve gotta pray now.

  3. AAASuperPatriot December 5th, 2014 at 12:30 am

    Is it legal to have the same haircut?

    That dude rocks a bowl cut.

  4. Obewon December 5th, 2014 at 12:55 am

    Well nobody bothered to complain when Kim Jong Il’s ashes were spilled all over a buffoon in an obviously staged scenario.

  5. fancypants December 5th, 2014 at 1:46 am

    maybe kju was trying to say his people cant use the same size bowl for hair cuts.

  6. toma kay December 6th, 2014 at 5:16 pm

    If his name was Dick Head I wouldn’t want it either…oh wait. is.