December 5, 2014 11:32 am -

Drew Walker (R-ISIS), a self-described “patriot,” was recently visited by the Secret Service, but as he tells it, he has more gosh darned patriotism in his “little toe” than any “libtard”.

[su_center_ad]The Three Percenter explains in his video that he’s not a racist, but he just hates Obama because he’s a Kenyan, goat raping Muslim with a she-male Sasquatch wife.

There’s so much wrong in this video, including a rant dedicated to Valerie Beaumont, a writer for Addicting Info. He’s very upset with all of the posts she’s never written about him. Again, she’s never written about him but he’s so paranoid he seems to think she has and calls her a “c*nt.”

Walker is also upset about a site which he says was created just to bash him. Walker is referring to Americans Against The Tea Party, a site which was not created in his honor. John Prager wrote about this dadgummed patriot, but the site has been around for years.

He claims that liberals just sit at their computers “running their mouths” instead of being more like him, who sits at the computer and runs his mouth.

Warning: Contains highly offensive language:

It gets better – or worse.  Walker sent out a call for “patriots” to send Prager messages.

Prager is well known in progressive circles as a troll magnet, but he handles it really well. He usually gays them away. (Prager isn’t gay. Not that it matters).

Of course, Drew has been messaging John, along with a few of his patriot buddies. Walker tells John he’s “to stupid.” [sic and LOL]



John tells me, “I scared him off with my gay talk.”

The threats are pouring in.






John is receiving more patriotic messages containing veiled threats. Hey Drew, John writes for If You Only News now where he can post your videos, too, because he can. It’s a free country.

I posted something about Walker before the midterm elections in hopes that it would get the vote out, because if this alleged human is voting then we need to counter his vote. What a shame millenials stayed home on election day.

Drew will be attending the “I will not comply” rally this month with the hope that our twice elected President will be arrested.  [su_csky_ad]

D.B. Hirsch
D.B. Hirsch is a political activist, news junkie, and retired ad copy writer and spin doctor. He lives in Brooklyn, New York.

51 responses to Guy Who Was Visited By The Secret Service Sends ‘Patriots’ To Troll Liberal Blogger, Doesn’t Work Out Well

  1. John Prager December 5th, 2014 at 11:40 am

    I enjoy my love letters 😛

    • kimhusseinbrunelle December 5th, 2014 at 11:45 am

      I’m alternating between laughing at this wingnut and having the sadz that my “other” inbox looks boring in comparison, even though I get my share of crazy.

    • Anomaly 100 December 5th, 2014 at 12:09 pm

      That’s a good thing because you get soooo many of them:-)

    • Mainah December 5th, 2014 at 12:36 pm

      He is a hunk of manflesh and intellect. How could you not? I’m sure I hear banjos.

  2. granpa.usthai December 5th, 2014 at 11:43 am

    a “true patriot” who’s afraid of going into a closet?

    -oh pwese!

    • pszymeczek December 5th, 2014 at 4:04 pm

      Maybe he’s afraid to come out of the closet.

      • granpa.usthai December 5th, 2014 at 9:36 pm

        in or out, he’s still a little ‘fraidy kat’ – nothing at all like a patriot. I’m surprised he didn’t start suckling on his thumb in the edited parts that were taken out.

  3. CHOCOL8MILK December 5th, 2014 at 11:45 am

    The messaging between John and Drew is very entertaining. I enjoyed reading this article immensely.

  4. Kim Serrahn December 5th, 2014 at 11:48 am

    Well trolls do eat their own kind, but this guy is so far out there he’ll never be able to land right.

  5. not_buying_it December 5th, 2014 at 11:53 am

    I’m a bit confused. When you refer to Drew Walker as “The Three Percenter”, are you referring to the amount of his brain that gets used at any given time or do you have a different meaning?

    • John Prager December 5th, 2014 at 12:10 pm

      Dual meaning. The Three Percenters are a seditionist terrorist group masquerading as a militia…and the other thing you said.

      • granpa.usthai December 5th, 2014 at 9:38 pm

        if they’re UNREGULATED then they shouldn’t be bearing arms – according to the 2nd amendment.

  6. StoneyCurtisll December 5th, 2014 at 12:12 pm

    Drew has issues….

  7. StoneyCurtisll December 5th, 2014 at 12:21 pm

    Hey Drew..(loser)
    Next time you make a video and post it on YouTube…
    Turn off the TV that is playing in the background…(we can hear The Ellen Show)

    • Mainah December 5th, 2014 at 12:34 pm


    • M D Reese December 5th, 2014 at 2:16 pm

      too funny!

  8. Suzanne McFly December 5th, 2014 at 12:23 pm

    So is this story posted here to make sure he doesn’t troll this site? Are we now placating “patriotic” bullies?

    • Anomaly 100 December 5th, 2014 at 12:27 pm

      Nah, it’s here to make fun of him, and to urge people to vote next time.

      • Mainah December 5th, 2014 at 12:33 pm

        And because it is funny. I wonder if he and Raging Rob are Facebook friend? BAAHAAHAAA!!!

        • Anomaly 100 December 5th, 2014 at 12:43 pm

          That too, that too.

  9. jdubhub68 December 5th, 2014 at 12:24 pm

    Sounds like Drew Walker needs Gleemonex.

  10. Mainah December 5th, 2014 at 12:31 pm

    Oh my word!!! This guy is priceless! Any one else hear banjo music? Oh, and I get to use this video again! Happy day!

    Hey, Drew! Here’s a little something for you:

  11. Cosmic_Surfer December 5th, 2014 at 12:42 pm

    Oh bother…nutters will be nutters

  12. Hasun Byam December 5th, 2014 at 2:14 pm

    a sad little man who has to make him self feel better by thinking anyone really cares about him sad

  13. lindsncal December 5th, 2014 at 2:41 pm

    The fact that people like him get any press to begin with is a sign of a failed media and his advocates are a sign of a failed country.
    I know media has to be entertaining these days to get listeners but constant bickering over this kind of story just puts all the real problems of the country on the back burner… until it’s too late.

  14. AnthonyLook December 5th, 2014 at 5:09 pm

    Prager, the epitome of intellectual cool versus a Foxtard. Good stuff.

    • John Prager December 5th, 2014 at 7:41 pm

      Nothing like that, I assure you. I’ve just been fully doxxed with a google map of my house posted. Background checks run by these lunatics have failed to produce anything of value already, and there really isn’t much he can do to me that has not already been done 🙂

      • AnthonyLook December 5th, 2014 at 8:09 pm

        As expected, modesty. Give em hell, thank you for your service.

  15. Stan Ubeki December 5th, 2014 at 5:13 pm

    I’ve decided that teabaggers are just like gays. They were born that way, it’s not a choice, and there is no “conversion” that will work.

    • AnthonyLook December 5th, 2014 at 5:48 pm

      I respectfully disagree; I think sexism, racism, bigotry are symptoms of mental illness and in the future studies will lead to classify them as such.

      • Skip Patterson December 6th, 2014 at 5:09 pm

        If we ever do really try to build a comprehensive platform of a moral country and society in America, Right-Wing Christofascist are not going to fair out well at all. The are they very definition of A-morality.

        • AnthonyLook December 6th, 2014 at 6:36 pm

          Interesting how these christofascist are the definition of antichrist/ false prophet Biblically predicted behavior.

          • Skip Patterson December 6th, 2014 at 7:53 pm

            Yes, they have become the very definition of what they claim to be against. But, then again, it is just another corridor in the right-wing maze of opposite world.

          • AnthonyLook December 6th, 2014 at 8:41 pm

            I use to wonder how Hilter got away with doing what he did; now it seems entirely too easy.

    • StoneyCurtisll December 6th, 2014 at 12:44 am

      Pray the redneck away~!

  16. New Old Gnu December 5th, 2014 at 6:26 pm

    “AINTRY” ?? … “This River Don’t go to AINTRY !!!” ….. And Walkers Elevator “Don’t Go” all the way to the Top Floor” !!!: )

  17. granpa.usthai December 5th, 2014 at 9:47 pm

    der finest example of der ‘master race’.
    what a dumb ass idiot MFer.

  18. Subcomandante Goatz December 5th, 2014 at 11:53 pm

    I must not be working hard enough. I just don’t get this level of hate from the American Taliban.

    • AnthonyLook December 6th, 2014 at 1:37 am

      Ditto, ergo; my New Years resolution.

  19. SkeeterVT December 6th, 2014 at 2:58 am

    Drew Walker and his ilk are “super patriots?” What a crock. He’s just a foul-mouthed piece of trash.

  20. Leslie December 6th, 2014 at 9:45 am

    For being such a Patriotic American, he certainly butchers the language and grammar of his country. Why is it most of these twits seem to have never made it past 3rd grade?

  21. Skip Patterson December 6th, 2014 at 4:50 pm

    Drew Walker is a guy that is so rabid, so off the grid that some one needs to have an eye on him and his doings and rants 247365 because it is almost certain that one day he will pop a cork and anyone around him is at risk of being hurt.

  22. allison1050 December 6th, 2014 at 6:43 pm

    I wonder if little Drew has been with a goat.

    • Hass December 7th, 2014 at 12:32 am

      Many more times than you think.

      • allison1050 December 7th, 2014 at 4:23 am


  23. Warman1138 December 6th, 2014 at 10:10 pm

    Mental hospital material, definitely. That or jail boy after he loses it and commits an evil act his mouth can’t back.

  24. Hass December 7th, 2014 at 12:30 am

    Why is it every time I see a video of an American Patriot, they’re all the same racist dumb fucks who think they’re tough cause the carry and own a lot of guns? Yeah yeah, Obama is a Muslim who’s turning America into a third world country, blah blah blah. Uneducated twats!