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December 6, 2014 10:15 am - NewsBehavingBadly.com

Kory Watkins (R-Fedora), leader of Open Carry Tarrant County will meet today along with hundreds of his friends at a Kroger in a mostly black and hispanic area of Arlington, Texas for what they are calling the Massive March Against Police Overreach & Brutality.

[su_center_ad]While it’s commendable that he sides with Ferguson protesters, his tactics (again) are skewed.

Kory has invited some 5,200 people and 486 have said they plan to attend. Another 128 answered with ‘maybe’ as to whether they’re going.

Kroger is currently the target of a very public campaign to end open carry in stores, so it seems he’s using recent tragedies to further his agenda.

To add to that, he’ll be wearing a “Hands Up Don’t Shoot” t-shirt while carrying a rifle.

 

Included in the list of “patriots” attending, will be Tara “Pony Lady” Cowen, a self-described “short tempered, agitated” woman “with no tolerance or patience.”

Cowen

This is Zack and he will be attending. It appears that he drives around naked. It’s against Kroger’s policies to allow someone without their shirt on inside of their stores, but openly carrying firearms is cool.

 

Kory and his pals are part of a group that watches cops while they’re on duty. Funny story: After yelling at cops last month because they set up a DUI checkpoint, Kory was hit by a drunken driver.

Watkins does not think that drunken driving should be illegal. He was issued a summons for driving without a license. ” I don’t ask for permission to drive a car I paid for on a road I paid for,” he said.

Sovereign Citizens hold the same views. He went on to blame the cops for giving him a $300 ticket. Obviously, Watkins is not insured. Kory and his wife set up a donations page to help poor, persecuted Kory Watkins buy a new car. Also, he doesn’t work. He just watches cops and marches into Kroger while carrying his expensive weapons while expecting others to pay for his irresponsible behavior. So far, suckers have donated a total of $840 to help further Kory’s career as a moocher.

Another naked Open Carrier.

 

Mugshots of Kory, Joseph Tye and Kory’s wife.  Hey, I know Joseph. He filed a bogus DMCA against my site for using pictures which he circulated. That’s illegal, by the way. But I did not counter-file because I’m nice like that.

OC-Kory

Side note: No naked pictures of me were included in this post because I like you guys too much.

Big thanks to my source whose anonymity will be respected here. Besides, I don’t want her surrounded by a group of armed naked guys.

All images obtained through social media, thereby making them fair use. [su_csky_ad]

 

D.B. Hirsch
D.B. Hirsch is a political activist, news junkie, and retired ad copy writer and spin doctor. He lives in Brooklyn, New York.

79 responses to Armed Open Carry Group To Wear ‘Hands Up Don’t Shoot’ T-Shirts At Kroger. No Really

  1. allison1050 December 6th, 2014 at 10:22 am

    awww, the boys are attempting to look tough ;o))

    • William December 6th, 2014 at 11:19 am

      Yep

      • granpa.usthai December 6th, 2014 at 1:20 pm

        at least they don’t have to worry about a team of seals back up scenery for their one true hero taking them on!

      • allison1050 December 6th, 2014 at 1:39 pm

        lol

      • crc3 December 6th, 2014 at 3:05 pm

        400 lbs of fat and that’s just his head….

      • tiredoftea December 6th, 2014 at 3:44 pm

        This was sooooo unnecessary!

  2. mea_mark December 6th, 2014 at 10:26 am

    Hands up, don’t shoot, I’m not armed, oops … What did I just say?

  3. Kim Serrahn December 6th, 2014 at 10:27 am

    They have a very skewed idea of solidarity.

  4. Spicerpalooza December 6th, 2014 at 10:34 am

    All these people looked exactly like I thought they would.

  5. edmeyer_able December 6th, 2014 at 10:35 am

    JMO but I don’t believe they side w/Ferguson, Eric Garner or any other police brutality case, but I could be wrong.

    On another note can anyone enlighten me as to whether an open carry person has been shot or even approached by a cop w/their gun drawn?

    • Carla Akins December 6th, 2014 at 11:34 am

      I’ve read a number of stories where an OC advocate has been approached by LO but none of them indicate if it had been with their gun drawn.

      • granpa.usthai December 6th, 2014 at 1:23 pm

        evidently not, as it would have been noted (and whined about endlessly) if they had been ordered to place their weapons on the ground.

    • granpa.usthai December 6th, 2014 at 1:22 pm

      your opinion is well grounded in reality.

    • mynameisjohn December 6th, 2014 at 1:27 pm

      That was my first thought, that there’s no freaking way these insecure tools actually empathize with the minority community, at least on anything greater than a superficial level.

  6. crc3 December 6th, 2014 at 10:44 am

    White trash…

    • granpa.usthai December 6th, 2014 at 1:28 pm

      (ah hem) – better known by white racist republican teabaggers in 2012 as “wanna be gangsta thugs” that deserve to be shot for ‘acting suspicious’ [without the definition ever being explained].

  7. StoneyCurtisll December 6th, 2014 at 11:02 am

    Why does their flag have a giant black phallic symbol on it?

    • William December 6th, 2014 at 11:14 am

      wishful thinking?

      • Carla Akins December 6th, 2014 at 12:39 pm

        And what’s with the bling-y cross? Isn’t that supposed to be all gang-allifiated?

        • Anomaly 100 December 6th, 2014 at 12:57 pm

          That’s Raging Rob. He’s a troll of mine and John Prager’s. I think I sent you his latest video he uploaded where the minute he says, “Anomaly100” he gets so angry. It’s like, “Niagara Falls? Slowly I turn step by step…”

          • mynameisjohn December 6th, 2014 at 1:23 pm

            Rob is a hoot! A mentally unbalanced, heavily armed hoot, but still. I actually think he should thank all the fast-food places that he’s been boycotting, it seems that he’s losing weight.

          • Anomaly 100 December 6th, 2014 at 1:57 pm

            He’s one a couple of videos in which he thinks I am Tiffany Willis. She’s a friend of mine who owns Liberal America. See, two totally different videos. Then he though I/we/she are in Anonymous.

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bTi0gtrZVO8&list=TLXGO1DnOCd-g

          • burqa December 7th, 2014 at 1:16 am

            Obviously he doesn’t know what “anonymous” means…….Big word and all….

      • granpa.usthai December 6th, 2014 at 1:15 pm

        it’s a good thing none of these twerps are carrying these photos around in their cell phones! – otherwise the sorry sack of gz would be out gunnin’ for the suspicious wanna be gangsta thugs!

      • StoneyCurtisll December 6th, 2014 at 2:08 pm

        Ragin Rob at his finest..
        Pistol packin for Jeezus~!

    • Carla Akins December 6th, 2014 at 11:20 am

      Happy Birthday!

      • StoneyCurtisll December 6th, 2014 at 2:07 pm

        Thank you Ms. Carla~!

  8. William December 6th, 2014 at 11:05 am

    Remember when virgins sported pocket protectors and not guns?

  9. Carla Akins December 6th, 2014 at 11:19 am

    I truly hate to take issue with anyone willing to stand up to the systemic racially targeted assault on US citizens by law enforcement, but this really muddies the message. Probably because irony.
    On a completely separate note, I’d be thrilled to be surrounded by naked guys but I’m not your source and definitely not these guys.

    • Anomaly 100 December 6th, 2014 at 12:07 pm

      Naked guys isn’t such a bad thing. *Armed* naked guys is a different matter though…

      • Carla Akins December 6th, 2014 at 12:21 pm

        I was hoping you didn’t notice I left that part out, but me too. Naked guys, sans guns.

      • Pistol-Packing AKA "Susie" December 6th, 2014 at 12:34 pm

        “This is my rifle, this is my gun… This one is for fighting, this one is for fun”!!!

        Ok, Somebody name that movie quote.

        • Carla Akins December 6th, 2014 at 12:38 pm

          Sorry, I got distracted. What was the question?

          • Pistol-Packing AKA "Susie" December 6th, 2014 at 12:38 pm

            =)

          • Anomaly 100 December 6th, 2014 at 12:58 pm

            Where is his hand going?

          • edmeyer_able December 6th, 2014 at 1:00 pm

            Probably going to pull the uhh…trigger?

          • Pistol-Packing AKA "Susie" December 6th, 2014 at 1:02 pm

            he has a “Pistol-Grip” on his “Weapon”… LOL

          • burqa December 7th, 2014 at 1:13 am

            …………..and fights thoughts of getting a “bipod” for it…..

          • Pistol-Packing AKA "Susie" December 7th, 2014 at 9:29 am

            Mama always said “Dont forget to keep in touch with yourself”…

            =)

          • burqa December 7th, 2014 at 1:12 am

            ……………………….or to flick away a body crab….

        • Anomaly 100 December 6th, 2014 at 12:56 pm

          Easy Rider? I’m prolly wrong but at least I tried…

          • Pistol-Packing AKA "Susie" December 6th, 2014 at 12:58 pm

            HOLD IT !!!!!! HOLD IT !!!!!! HOOOOOLLLLLDLDDDDDDD IT !!!!

            I cant believe I actually get to say this to you.

            You are wrong !!! =)

          • anothertoothpick December 7th, 2014 at 8:47 am

            Here is what they said in Easy Rider;

            George Hanson: Oh, no. What you represent to them is freedom.

            Billy: What the hell is wrong with freedom? That’s what it’s all about.

            George Hanson: Oh, yeah, that’s right. That’s what’s it’s all about, all right. But talkin’ about it and bein’ it, that’s two different things. I mean, it’s real hard to be free when you are bought and sold in the marketplace. Of course, don’t ever tell anybody that they’re not free, ’cause then they’re gonna get real busy killin’ and maimin’ to prove to you that they are. Oh, yeah, they’re gonna talk to you, and talk to you, and talk to you about individual freedom. But they see a free individual, it’s gonna scare ’em.

            Billy: Well, it don’t make ’em runnin’ scared.

            George Hanson: No, it makes ’em dangerous. Buh, neh! Neh! Neh! Neh! Swamp

        • granpa.usthai December 6th, 2014 at 1:35 pm

          don’t know what movie, but it were a daily recital back in my younger days in boot camp. As humiliating as it may seem to some, at least we got to touch our little winkies without being walloped!

        • John Henry December 6th, 2014 at 2:28 pm

          Stripes?

          • Pistol-Packing AKA "Susie" December 6th, 2014 at 4:02 pm

            nope..

        • tiredoftea December 6th, 2014 at 3:41 pm

          Buck Rides The Rifle?

      • crc3 December 6th, 2014 at 12:46 pm

        I’d much rather see unarmed naked women… 🙂

        • Pistol-Packing AKA "Susie" December 6th, 2014 at 12:52 pm

          Sorry, there is something just so sexy about naked chicks with guns…

          • edmeyer_able December 6th, 2014 at 12:54 pm

            I’m somehow not surprised you’re focusing on something other than the woman….lol!

          • Pistol-Packing AKA "Susie" December 6th, 2014 at 12:57 pm

            have to keep it somewhat clean…. =)

          • granpa.usthai December 6th, 2014 at 1:38 pm

            sure you’re not trying to get away with kiddie porn?

            nice looking thighs BTW.

          • StoneyCurtisll December 6th, 2014 at 4:15 pm

            http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5AIgty9_a-ADJh2qL1BXoktBH5tdliZ804J0P8GTLsOxCFydm

        • Anomaly 100 December 6th, 2014 at 12:53 pm

          Just the nakkie men for me, please!

        • R.J. Carter December 6th, 2014 at 4:18 pm

          Knock yourself out.

        • R.J. Carter December 6th, 2014 at 4:19 pm

          Knock yourself out, pal!

          • Anomaly 100 December 6th, 2014 at 5:37 pm

            I’d turn gay for her!

          • whatthe46 December 6th, 2014 at 5:57 pm

            that was a good one.

          • searambler December 6th, 2014 at 9:03 pm

            She’s been disarmed…

      • searambler December 6th, 2014 at 9:01 pm

        Where do they keep the spare bullets?

    • granpa.usthai December 6th, 2014 at 1:10 pm

      my biggest fantasy ever would be for a woman to be thrilled seeing me naked – AND not calling 911 or the morgue!

      I love you girls at LL!!!

  10. edmeyer_able December 6th, 2014 at 12:49 pm

    kory asks WHO CAN COME EARLY

    I bet they all can kory….lol

    • Anomaly 100 December 6th, 2014 at 12:54 pm

      Bwhaa!

    • burqa December 7th, 2014 at 1:10 am

      We-ell, 486 said they could.
      Let’s see.
      If, for example, only 86 show up, we’ll know that 400 couldn’t come at all…..

  11. mynameisjohn December 6th, 2014 at 1:20 pm

    For the record, the hat Kory Watkins has chosen to accessorize his incomprehensible doucheness is not a Fedora.

  12. granpa.usthai December 6th, 2014 at 1:51 pm

    if you REALLY want to get attention, walk around with a Russian made suitcase with your thumb holding down the pressure release button in the handle. WTH give your 2nd amendment right away to the greedy NRA white terrorist bums like a bunch of little wusses? Look like a real Amerikan protester damnit! Walk around with a Soviet era suitcase in one hand and a protest sign in the other…just remember which is which before turning loose.

  13. tiredoftea December 6th, 2014 at 3:39 pm

    You realize that we can’t unsee those photo’s right?

    • Spirit of America December 6th, 2014 at 5:46 pm

      LOL!

  14. StoneyCurtisll December 6th, 2014 at 4:20 pm

    Tara Cowan shows us her quarter slot..

  15. wickedethicist December 6th, 2014 at 6:06 pm

    I suspect these open carry folks genuinely believe that they are as much in danger from excessive force from the police as was Mike Brown, and that for this reason, their empathy for Brown and potential police victims is completely sincere.

    I’m not sure what to feel about that.

    • burqa December 7th, 2014 at 1:06 am

      They picture themselves in the same place as Brown, but shooting back, I guess.

      I’ve always said the proper response to these people is not vitriolic counter demonstrations, but ridicule. I dream of the day when a nice big crowd of counter-demonstrators to the Klan shows up with boom boxes, all playing 60s-era canned laugh tracks from old TV shows like “I Love Lucy” and everyone points and laughs at the KKK marching by.

  16. Dcbos December 6th, 2014 at 6:35 pm

    While your there buy some deodorant and a tooth brush

  17. AnthonyLook December 6th, 2014 at 9:28 pm

    Mocking, attention seeking (successfully) and ignorant.

  18. burqa December 7th, 2014 at 1:01 am

    One hopes the fuzz are there when they walk into the store brandishing a firearm and say, “hands up.”

  19. annaaurora December 7th, 2014 at 9:37 am

    Nah no way you can’t play this game you rat bastards, that includes you CJ Grisham. You are whole heartedly part of this problem so take your fucking racists asses home and fucking stay there.

    • Zarabeth Crowley December 14th, 2014 at 3:21 pm

      already done. dumb dumb

  20. Zarabeth Crowley December 7th, 2014 at 10:43 am

    Your “Source” is Mindy Kaye

  21. Chris Sorochin December 7th, 2014 at 2:18 pm

    I believe the objection to sobriety checkpoints is that they violate the Fourth Amendment. Police must have probable cause to search you. I thought “liberals” were on board with that.
    As for the guns, lefties have been saying for a while that if the gun lobby weren’t racist, they’d advocate blacks being armed to protect themselves from racist cops. Well, here they are doing just that.