December 8, 2014 1:45 pm -

A gun store owner in Fort Worth, Texas is putting the “Christ back in Christmas” by decorating his rooftop with a Santa Claus holding an AR 15.

Because Jesus always said, “Christmas is a time for guns.” It’s not for little kids. That’s just silly libtard propaganda, duh!

[su_center_ad]“We’ve got a sign on the door that says, We say Merry Christmas.Let’s put Christ back in Christmas,” Dewayne said

“If someone is messing with the reindeer, he could defend the reindeer,” he said. “You know jacking with the elves he can take care of business.”

Whew! That’s a main priority around Christmas time. Why aren’t the reindeer Open Carrying, too?


Meanwhile in Austin, Police Chief Art Acevedo discussed the downtown shooting involving Steve McQuilliams, using it as an example of why he thinks Texas needs stricter gun laws. But Governor-elect Greg Abbott is pushing for an open carry law and more is coming down the pipeline at the Texas Legislature. All of which are not in Acevedo’s favor, KXAN reports.

I can totes relate to Abbott. How can Santa Claus Open Carry if it’s not legal? Who wants their child to have their first CHRISTmas in a world where Santa isn’t packing a gun just like Jesus did?

The Houston Police have had it with Open Carriers:

Naturally,  Abbott is doing everything he can to make the problem Open Carry is causing for police and private citizens, more of a problem because freedom from tyranny and stuff.

Big thanks to my source whose anonymity shall be respected here. You rock! [su_csky_ad]

D.B. Hirsch
D.B. Hirsch is a political activist, news junkie, and retired ad copy writer and spin doctor. He lives in Brooklyn, New York.

45 responses to Texas Gun Shop ‘Puts The Christ Back In Christmas’ With A Rooftop Santa Holding An AR-15

  1. rg9rts December 8th, 2014 at 1:50 pm

    That is sick…almost like the beginning of Schrooged with the gun fight at the North Pole with Lee Majors…that was at least parody …this is just sick

  2. mea_mark December 8th, 2014 at 1:51 pm

    GOP Santa is an open carry advocate now. Bad kids don’t get lumps of coal anymore, Santa has an AR-15. He has a new way of taking care of business.

    • rg9rts December 8th, 2014 at 1:58 pm

      My cat takes care of business by covering it up..

      • mea_mark December 8th, 2014 at 2:00 pm

        Cats are obviously smarter than republican gunnuts.

        • Larry Schmitt December 8th, 2014 at 2:53 pm

          That’s obvious. All you have to do is watch a cat, then watch a gunnut. Cats don’t do anything stoopid like those morans do.

      • Warman1138 December 8th, 2014 at 8:00 pm

        Republicans leave it out in the open so they can blame it on somebody else when it gets stepped in.

    • mmaynard119 December 10th, 2014 at 9:42 am

      Mark – good kids don’t get lumps of coal either. Addison McConnell won’t let any of the Koch Brothers’ fortune be misused like that.

  3. tiredoftea December 8th, 2014 at 1:57 pm

    Their desperation is frightening.

  4. Red Eye Robot December 8th, 2014 at 2:03 pm

    Great video, it captures the police trying to destroy evidence.

    • granpa.usthai December 8th, 2014 at 8:09 pm

      do you really think it helps the NRA white terrorist bums any good to see one of their’s crying cause his wittle toy was confiscated until his ID could be verified?
      Excellent LEGAL and safe containment for the general safety and welfare of the US Citizens and our invited guests. Like the Officer’s professional conduct too.

      • Red Eye Robot December 9th, 2014 at 1:52 pm

        His “Toy” wasn’t confiscated he was released at the scene and his property returned to him when the duty Sgt. arrived

        • granpa.usthai December 9th, 2014 at 6:03 pm

          appears to be another case of willful dereliction of duty, but then again – it were a WHITE boy, and I do believe Texas holds the record for missing US Military armaments given to PD Departments that has mysteriously wound up in the hands of very well known WHITE RACIST TERRORIST. Still a GREAT JOB by the detaining Officers in securing peace AND safety on the streets.

          • granpa.usthai December 9th, 2014 at 6:05 pm

            PS: -‘wasn’t confiscated -property returned’ – exactly how do that work?

  5. R.J. Carter December 8th, 2014 at 2:08 pm

    I’m flashing on the Total Tank campaign from THE SANTA CLAUSE.

  6. Anomaly 100 December 8th, 2014 at 2:17 pm

    Tweet of the day:

    • Larry Schmitt December 8th, 2014 at 6:16 pm

      That pic says deliverance all over it.

      • Anomaly 100 December 8th, 2014 at 6:56 pm

        Definitely banjo music playing in the background.

    • Larry Mccarty December 8th, 2014 at 6:29 pm

      The one on the left obviously keeps Big Mac’s at bay as well!

      • Anomaly 100 December 8th, 2014 at 6:55 pm

        A real patriot!

        • granpa.usthai December 8th, 2014 at 7:58 pm

          REAL patriots of the USA would only be wearing USA apparel and accessories! 10 to 1 the big guy is wearing made in China undies (real USA made would be too expensive) and the dude with the shades has China written all over them.

    • Warman1138 December 8th, 2014 at 7:52 pm


  7. Bunya December 8th, 2014 at 2:33 pm

    Yes Jimmy, there IS a Santa Claus. And he’s sporting a brand new AK-47, so you’d BETTER be good – or else!

    • Spirit of America December 8th, 2014 at 2:34 pm

      lol, whole new twist to the why to be nice & not naughty, eh?

    • granpa.usthai December 8th, 2014 at 8:13 pm

      I’m with you on the real Santa sporting an AK. Russia is closer to the North Pole than Texas, so it only makes logical sense that Santa would shop locally for his weapons and ammo, being that he only comes out once a year.

  8. thinkingwomanmillstone December 8th, 2014 at 2:52 pm

    Just a bit ludicrous for those on the right to say that I am taking the Christ out of Christmas when I wish someone whose beliefs I don’t know a Happy Holiday isn’t It?

    • granpa.usthai December 9th, 2014 at 6:24 pm

      in an alleged Christian nation founded for JC and dad, the chances of you running into someone whose beliefs don’t include JC ’cause the dumb ass founders let the liberals desecrate the christian US Constitution by not officially designating ‘except US christians’ in -Congress shall pass no law respecting an establishment of religion – are probably no more than 50/50. Saying ‘Merry Xmas’
      will give you pretty good coverage except for the radical Religious Reich who will most likely feel persecuted if you don’t add – ‘and may corporate tax free profits rise 100,000% in the next final years of the last generation.

  9. tracey marie December 8th, 2014 at 3:01 pm

    Nothing says happy birthday to a supernatural healer and son of a god then death and destruction with a gun.

    • granpa.usthai December 9th, 2014 at 6:10 pm

      keeps him really busy on the ‘restoring life’ shtick.

      • tracey marie December 9th, 2014 at 7:12 pm

        that made me chuckle

  10. StoneyCurtisll December 8th, 2014 at 3:07 pm

    “we are gonna put the Christ back in Christmas”…
    By blowing up a giant figure of Santa with an ar-15..
    Talk about living in fantasy land…
    These people are beyond help.

  11. dragontech64 December 8th, 2014 at 6:13 pm

    As a Pagan, I may not be the best judge of what “CHRIST” looked like (if he existed) but somehow, I doubt he appeared as a gun toting Santa.

    • granpa.usthai December 8th, 2014 at 8:15 pm

      He would have definitely had the earlier version of the M-16/AR-15.

  12. Suzanne McFly December 8th, 2014 at 6:16 pm

    That video just proves what an idiot is and its the one recording the video. The cops were laughing at him “protecting” himself on a main roadway in broad daylight, they called him for what he truly was, a person crying out for attention.

  13. Larry Mccarty December 8th, 2014 at 6:26 pm

    So he is “Putting the Christ back in Christmas” by breaking the commandment about worshipping false idols?

    • granpa.usthai December 9th, 2014 at 6:32 pm

      that were in the old testament, when there was lots and lots of generations before the final generation we’re in now. With so little time left before the big guy in the sky has his day, he’ll probably overlook last minute offenses of the last generation unless you’re from Hawaii and resided in the White House. (the unforgivable sin being POTUS while wearing a fantastic Maui Tan).

  14. Pistol-Packing AKA "Susie" December 8th, 2014 at 6:50 pm

    I just have question… Does anybody know where I can get one of those Santa’s???

  15. tracey marie December 8th, 2014 at 7:43 pm

    I guess this is the war on christmas that fox slop is always whining about

  16. Warman1138 December 8th, 2014 at 7:52 pm

    Just when you think gun nut idiots can’t get more stupid.

  17. burqa December 9th, 2014 at 12:16 am

    Seems rather ordinary to me for a gun shop to put a Santa on the roof toting a gun.
    Are we supposed to get all riled up or something?
    I need something thicker, sorry.

  18. D_C_Wilson December 9th, 2014 at 1:08 am

    What better way to celebrate the birth of the Prince of Peace than buying an AR-15 for that special someone?

  19. searambler December 9th, 2014 at 10:07 am

    How ’bout they put the Christ back in Christians?

    • Larry Mccarty December 9th, 2014 at 8:25 pm

      Best comment of the century!

  20. searambler December 9th, 2014 at 10:09 am

    Maybe they wanna have some reindeer for lunch…..

  21. Red Eye Robot December 9th, 2014 at 2:43 pm

    Update Cop in houston arrest video has been placed on administrative leave

    • granpa.usthai December 9th, 2014 at 6:39 pm

      Good. Officers who do an exceptionally well job of protecting the public at large while doing so safely deserve a little extra -like time off with pay.
      Now, back to the willfully derelict duty Sgt. and the exceptionally high count of missing Military armaments that has wound up in the hands of known WHITE RACIST TERRORIST…