December 10, 2014 12:00 pm -

Indianara Carvalho, 22, a Brazilian model will have “vaginal rejuvenation surgery” before doing a nude photoshoot, so she can be presented as a virgin.


“I wanted to undergo surgery to reconstruct my virginity (Hymenoplasty) before I have new photographs done,” she said.

“I wouldn’t feel good about appearing naked if I wasn’t exactly as I came into the world if you know what I mean. I think I also want to give a bit of respect and new concept to the Miss Bumbum title by being a virgin.”


D.B. Hirsch
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13 responses to Winner Of ‘Miss Bumbum Contest’ Trying To Surgically Restore Her Virginity

  1. tiredoftea December 10th, 2014 at 12:11 pm

    “I think I also want to give a bit of respect and new concept to the Miss Bumbum title by being a virgin.” The stupidest comment of all time!

  2. R.J. Carter December 10th, 2014 at 12:12 pm

    Is she going to have breast reduction surgery as well? Because I don’t think she came into this world with those, either.

    • searambler December 10th, 2014 at 12:26 pm

      I’m sure they’re real, and they’re spectacular……

  3. Hass December 10th, 2014 at 12:25 pm

    One word. Ewwww!

  4. Budda December 10th, 2014 at 12:58 pm

    Go for the brain transplant while you’re at it sweety.

  5. Carla Akins December 10th, 2014 at 12:59 pm

    Exactly what are they taking pictures of?

    • whatthe46 December 10th, 2014 at 1:24 pm

      must be hustler type mag. yuck.

    • rg9rts December 10th, 2014 at 2:33 pm

      Speculum monthly??

      • whatthe46 December 11th, 2014 at 2:51 am


  6. Bunya December 10th, 2014 at 2:29 pm

    The problem with that type of operation, is that people already know you’ve been around the block a few times. That’s like pouring gravy over chicken so people will think it’s beef.

  7. rg9rts December 10th, 2014 at 2:33 pm

    Who cares

  8. Shue Arie December 10th, 2014 at 2:47 pm

    She looked better with her clothes on.

  9. Dwendt44 December 10th, 2014 at 11:55 pm

    Since the hymen tends to erode on it’s own over the years, what’s the point? Since the love tunnel has seen a lot of traffic, closing the gate doesn’t make a lot of sense.